This homeless guy walks into a bar and says,
"Gimme whiskey."
The bartender says, "I'll have to see your money
first."
"I'm broke, sonny, but if you give me a bottle of
whiskey, I'll get up on that stage and fart
Dixie!"
The bartender had never seen someone fart any
kind of song, so he agrees. The homeless guy
drinks the whole bottle of whiskey, then staggers
up on stage and the audience starts applauding.
Then he drops his pants and the audience starts
cheering even louder. Then, he proceeds to shit
all over the stage, and everyone gets disgusted
and leaves.
The bartender screams, "You said you were gonna
fart Dixie! Not shit all over my stage!"
The guy replies, "Hey! Even Bob Dylan has to
clear his throat before he sings!"

that was wierd and funny

That was the only thang he could clear his asshole with!!!

Damn
I couldn't stop laughing

He sure cleared a lot

Yuck! This joke stinks, but its funny.

this guy up here is trying to speak English ooooo na wa ooo

@ poster
this joke is coool

lof of buhahahahahhhahhaha @poster see ya mosquitoes leg

nice joke!

I wonder how ur ass will behave, Clemcy

And wat good will dat do u?

i'll use the sound for my ringtone

@iteun kindly explain to me how an arse behaves

eewwwwww

Ituen he be like say you be ass specialist!!!!!

Why d'u think he has this thing for guys asses. . .

I hope you don't have the same thought as me!

Well, if yall re pondering wat i think u're pondering, then we're on d same track.

Migines:

Well, if yall re pondering what i think u're pondering, then we're on d same track.

i wonder why u guys are on the same track. U wanna RAPE me? _{takes off and leaves the rom screaming "i'm not gay, i'm not gay"}