When did you realize their abbreviations?

CARS:

BUICK - Big Ugly Import Car Killer

CHEVY - Can Hear Every Valve Yell (or Cannot Have Expensive Vehicle Yet)

DODGE - Drains Or Drops Grease Everywhere (or Dead
On Day Guarantee Expires)

FORD - Fix Or Repair Daily (or Found On Road Dead)

HOLDEN - Hope Our Luck Doesn't End Now

HONDA - Hang On, Not Done Accelerating

JEEP - Just Expect Everyday Problem

MAZDA - Most Always Zipping Dangerously Along (or My! Another Zany Detroit Assassin!)

PORSCHE - Proof Of Rich Spoiled Children Having Everything

TOYOTA - Too Often Yankees Overprice This Auto

VOLVO - Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object.