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Wat' ll u do? by Sijo01(f): 12:32pm On Sep 13, 2011
Imagine u were on d same bed wit your girlfriend/boyfriend & u had a dream dat he/she was chasing u wit a cutlass, while u were running 4ur dear life, u woke up panting & saw him/her looking at u & d next thing he/she said was "4ur mind now u sabi run" wat will u do?
Re: Wat' ll u do? by MrCork17: 12:36pm On Sep 13, 2011
Sijo01:

Imagine u were on d same bed wit your girlfriend/boyfriend & u had a dream dat he/she was chasing u wit a cutlass, while u were running 4ur dear life, u woke up panting & saw him/her looking at u & d next thing he/she said was "4ur mind now u sabi run" wat will u do?

Sijo01. Sweeeery. its mating Season. PLis Can we corkynate? tongue
Re: Wat' ll u do? by Sijo01(f): 1:33pm On Sep 13, 2011
Mr. Cork Bitterrrry. sorry wrong number. mi dont corkynate.
Re: Wat' ll u do? by MMM2(m): 1:45pm On Sep 13, 2011
sijo01

i will put on my condom
& nyash sijo01 again, after d nyashing i will go back 2 bed angryangry
Re: Wat' ll u do? by Sijo01(f): 1:49pm On Sep 13, 2011
^ shocked shocked shocked
Re: Wat' ll u do? by r231(m): 2:26pm On Sep 13, 2011
undecided undecided
Re: Wat' ll u do? by tashanja(m): 3:31pm On Sep 13, 2011
M M M:

sijo01

i will put on my condom
& nyash sijo01 again, after d nyashing i will go back 2 bed angryangry


Seconded, a well deserved punishment for such silly thread lipsrsealed sad
Re: Wat' ll u do? by MMM2(m): 3:43pm On Sep 13, 2011
cool^^^
cool cool
Re: Wat' ll u do? by tellwisdom: 7:40pm On Sep 13, 2011
Sijo01, Try upgrading your threads!
Re: Wat' ll u do? by Cipriani(m): 8:00pm On Sep 13, 2011
@Sijo01

angry angry angry angry angry angry This thread is an EPIC FAIL. You are a fine babe but yet you are failing to use your brain. Stop disgracing beautiful ladies. I think you need to get laid, agro is killing you. tongue tongue tongue tongue
Re: Wat' ll u do? by tellwisdom: 8:38pm On Sep 13, 2011
[size=38pt]FALLS FROM 3 STROREY BUILDING grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin[/size] Cipriani
Re: Wat' ll u do? by MMM2(m): 8:49pm On Sep 13, 2011
Sijo01:

^ shocked shocked shocked

sijo01

do u want 2 give me some B J's? undecided
Re: Wat' ll u do? by Cipriani(m): 9:24pm On Sep 13, 2011
tellwisdom:

[size=38pt]FALLS FROM 3 STROREY BUILDING grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin[/size] Cipriani


shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked *calling 911, LASAMBUS to come to your rescue* grin grin grin grin
Re: Wat' ll u do? by tellwisdom: 10:51pm On Sep 13, 2011
:d :d
Re: Wat' ll u do? by Sijo01(f): 10:00am On Sep 14, 2011
tellwisdom:

Sijo01, Try upgrading your threads!

Thanks!
& u stop following me around.
Re: Wat' ll u do? by Sijo01(f): 10:05am On Sep 14, 2011
Cipriani:

@Sijo01

angry angry angry angry angry angry This thread is an EPIC FAIL. You are a fine babe but yet you are failing to use your brain. Stop disgracing beautiful ladies. I think you need to get laid, agro is killing you. tongue tongue tongue tongue

Yah. am not using mine but ur fish brain.
Re: Wat' ll u do? by tellwisdom: 11:38am On Sep 14, 2011
[size=29pt]somersaulted from a sky scrapper grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin[/size]
Re: Wat' ll u do? by Cipriani(m): 1:04pm On Sep 14, 2011
Sijo01:

Yah. am not using mine but your fish brain.

No way, that's impossible. A fish brain would never post a thread like this  tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue

BTW honey, am coming to Benin for a wedding on Saturday, maybe we should hook up.  cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool
Re: Wat' ll u do? by lysaa(f): 2:31pm On Sep 14, 2011
U want d esama of benin, d isekures, odionweres n co to do somn 2 u? Btw, i dn't think there's anythin wrong wit thread.
Re: Wat' ll u do? by Talking(m): 2:49pm On Sep 14, 2011
Rather than derail the post and hate the poster, i think it's a funny but gud question to ansa.
@ thread, I'll jst send ha away with immediately alacrity. "she even has the gods to tell me dat 'U think say u sabi run abi?' god punish devil. angry angry angry angry
Re: Wat' ll u do? by Cipriani(m): 3:07pm On Sep 14, 2011
lysaa:

U want d esama of benin, d isekures, odionweres n co to do somn 2 u? Btw, i dn't think there's anythin wrong wit thread.

They can't do anything to me. The thread is good but should have been in the joke section in the first place.  cool cool cool

@Sijo01   I like you kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss

and the moderator has helped you moved the topic to its rightful section.  cool cool cool cool cool
Re: Wat' ll u do? by sylve11: 4:39pm On Sep 14, 2011
@ Sijo,

did any punch ur lips? ur lips are so up-rising in ur profile pic sad cool
Re: Wat' ll u do? by Cipriani(m): 7:49pm On Sep 14, 2011
sylve11:

@ Sijo,

did any punch your lips? your lips are so up-rising in your profile pic sad cool

shocked shocked shocked cry cry cry cry grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
Re: Wat' ll u do? by tashanja(m): 1:51pm On Sep 15, 2011
^^^^Abeg, nothing do her lips, d girl fine even without make up, besides it's not all that difficult to think of a very creative way to put those plump lips into good use lipsrsealed cheesy grin

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