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| A Flight To Kano To Remember by Seun(m): 10:03pm On Aug 30, 2007 |
Hausa flight discussion A flight from London to Kano develops faults in Nigerian airspace. very worried the captain calls the Aminu Kano airport. "Aminu kano airport this is captain smith reporting flight 007" "Do you copy?" Kano tower;- "yes Alhaji Simis we kofi" British Airways "Flight 007 Reporting technical faults" Kano tower;- "kai haba!" British Airways; - "sorry tower couldnt get that" Kano tower; - "okay phlight 00 Seben, kan you tune fawa in injin?" British Airways; - "Negative power in engines dead" Kano tower;- "Wallahi?" British Airways; - "Negative didnt copy" Kano Tower;- "Kan u kom down to altitude twenty souzand peet?" British Airways;- "negative tower, wings wont respond" Kano tower;- "kai!" British Airways;- "negative didnt copy that tower" Kano Tower ;- "okay d flane will kom down in som tym due to low injin fawa, ofun yo taya at altidute sis souzan fit, due 1st sebenty digiri" British Airways;- "Negative, cant activate the landing gear" Kano tower;- 'wayyo!' British Airways;- "awaiting order, flight 007" Kano Towers ;- "okay refit apfta me" British Airways;- "okay what?" Kano Tower ;- "ASHADU ANLA ILAHA ILLALAHU, WA ASHADU ANNA MUHAMMADAN RASULULLAHI |
| Re: A Flight To Kano To Remember by beelyjay45(m): 10:27pm On Aug 30, 2007 |
Seun nice joke  but we muslims take our religion very seriously and its a grave sin to make joke with Allah's word :-Xn pray a zealeous muslim does not see dis they might take it personal. ma Salam |
| Re: A Flight To Kano To Remember by temmysexy(f): 12:55pm On Aug 31, 2007 |
its only a joke  wot has religion got to do with it? anyway, nice one. |
| Re: A Flight To Kano To Remember by CrazyMan(m): 6:30pm On Aug 31, 2007 |
Nice joke Seun  |
| Re: A Flight To Kano To Remember by menosky: 4:05pm On Sep 02, 2007 |
beelyjay45, i tink u r d zealous muslim who just tuk dis personal.we all take our religions seriously,pls gimme a break |
| Re: A Flight To Kano To Remember by clemcykul(f): 10:23am On Sep 03, 2007 |
beeely the beeley! puleez giv us a break are u the advocate for allah  if u are u better go to irag and be a sucide bomber that way u'll fulfill ur jihad ( a loud hiss) Muslims always antagonistic about everytin and everybody anyway this a joke forum and i wont allow u to spoil our fun here!!!! ladies n gentlemen a big applause to seun for this beautiful and mind uplifting joke hhehehehehe |
| Re: A Flight To Kano To Remember by yommsy: 11:03am On Sep 03, 2007 |
clemcykul,u really r a handful (laughs) |
| Re: A Flight To Kano To Remember by Seun(m): 2:37pm On Sep 03, 2007 |
Thanks. I got it from a chain mail. |
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