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Re: Killer Recharge Card by Nobody: 1:27pm On Sep 15, 2011
what if you commot the * load the recharge card?

or better call MTN Customer care tell those yello ladies make dem load am,

i go like see bomb blow for there,
Re: Killer Recharge Card by ice234: 1:28pm On Sep 15, 2011
send it to me uniben@bokoharam.die
Re: Killer Recharge Card by niyivasaz(m): 1:29pm On Sep 15, 2011
ice234:

send it to me uniben@bokoharam.die
grin grin grin grin grin wink
Re: Killer Recharge Card by MMM2(m): 1:31pm On Sep 15, 2011
even fake newz now make NL front page embarassed
Re: Killer Recharge Card by dokkyelele(f): 1:32pm On Sep 15, 2011
ha ha hu hu ye ye ye ha hu ye, l love ma country n d people livin in it, so funniest, not funny at all, please post more, am readin lafin ma ass out right nw, l bet dis suppose to b in d comedy section, ha hu ye ye oti fe pa mi ooooooooo, o ri iya mi daaa
Re: Killer Recharge Card by moshoodn(m): 1:33pm On Sep 15, 2011
MTN 1500
0914 0201 9410
Re: Killer Recharge Card by dapojaja(m): 1:41pm On Sep 15, 2011
Thanks for going thru d email trouble ice234.

I have sent my recharge code to Obama, cc:jonathan, bcc: obj.
I now have my fone recharged.

ai yam happpiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii grin grin grin
Re: Killer Recharge Card by Exponental(m): 1:58pm On Sep 15, 2011
Moderatot, pls ensure this post is in joke section.
Re: Killer Recharge Card by ice234: 2:00pm On Sep 15, 2011
dapojaja:

Thanks for going thru d email trouble ice234.

I have sent my recharge code to Obama, cc:jonathan, bcc: obj.
I now have my fone recharged.

ai yam happpiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii grin grin grin
you for send am to me na
Re: Killer Recharge Card by lawlah7(f): 2:04pm On Sep 15, 2011
laff no go kill me for this naija oooo ;d ;d ;d ;d, killer evry thing, very soon we might av a killer presidential aspirant then we'll be asked not to vote for him, na wa ;d ;d ;d ;d :p :p :p :p :p
Re: Killer Recharge Card by rhymz(m): 2:05pm On Sep 15, 2011
Early this morning I recieved a text message from an Aunty, informing me not to pick any 5-digit number that calls my phone, lest I will fall down and die. According to the text, 7 people had already died.
  However, there is no first hand evidence of where this has actually happened apart from handed down rumours and 2nd hand gist from unknown sources. So far this text msg has spread like wild fire as the person that sent me the txt msg lives in Onitsha.
Anyway, My theory about it when I gave serious thought about it was that, whoever created the text messege was playing on people's fear and making cool cash out of it. It reminds me of the fictitious MTN promo that tells you to send a particular text message to seven other people and win a million naira. The more people recieve the text message the more jittery they get and then send to others in return whilw the creator laughs himself off to the bank.
This is a big money spinner if you ask me, Damn!! Why did I not think of this first.
Here is the text msg i recieved abt this killer number:
PLS  dont pick any call with 09141 it is instant death after de call as 7 people are already confimed death pls tell others fast its an outbreak and its urgent,
By the way, that number represents todays date, check the number initials. . Lol. . You just got PUNK'd!et and then send to others in return whilw the creator laughs himself off to the bank.
This is a big money spinner if you ask me, Damn!! Why did I not think of this first.
Here is the text msg i recieved abt this killer number:
PLS  dont pick any call with 09141 it is instant death after de call as 7 people are already confimed death pls tell others fast its an outbreak and its urgent,
By the way, that number represents todays date, check the number initials. . Lol. . You just got PUNK'd!
Re: Killer Recharge Card by Pelycan: 2:06pm On Sep 15, 2011
I just loaded credit  on my nokia 3310, and it exploded into a samsung galaxy  tongue grin
Re: Killer Recharge Card by mallorca(m): 2:08pm On Sep 15, 2011
funny post
Re: Killer Recharge Card by dapojaja(m): 2:12pm On Sep 15, 2011
ice234:

you for send am to me na

Deliferi Herror na
Re: Killer Recharge Card by splitnaija(m): 2:29pm On Sep 15, 2011
lawlah7:

laff no go kill me for this naija oooo ;d ;d ;d ;d, killer evry thing, very soon we might av a killer presidential aspirant then we'll be asked not to vote for him, na wa ;d ;d ;d ;d :p :p :p :p :p

grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
Re: Killer Recharge Card by ice234: 2:34pm On Sep 15, 2011
i never recharge for 3 months now abeg send am to me na
Re: Killer Recharge Card by folahann(m): 2:35pm On Sep 15, 2011
Good to make fun out of a serious matter.
Re: Killer Recharge Card by ice234: 2:38pm On Sep 15, 2011
what is serious about the mata
Re: Killer Recharge Card by beautyc: 2:40pm On Sep 15, 2011
Where did you heard that one from, mr poster
Re: Killer Recharge Card by ice234: 2:42pm On Sep 15, 2011
no be boko haram PRO dey spread am
Re: Killer Recharge Card by Remii(m): 2:44pm On Sep 15, 2011
grin grin killer beans, killer phone number and now killer recharged card, I thought these guys are supposed to be non lettered, empty headed, crude bla bla bla?   grin grin
Re: Killer Recharge Card by apoti(m): 2:46pm On Sep 15, 2011
lawlah7:

laff no go kill me for this naija oooo ;d ;d ;d ;d, killer evry thing, very soon we might av a killer presidential aspirant then we'll be asked not to vote for him, na wa ;d ;d ;d ;d :p :p :p :p :p

I'm sure we'll have that in 2015 grin
Re: Killer Recharge Card by ajekpaks(m): 2:47pm On Sep 15, 2011
I just posted this shiit on my wall on Facebook and you can't imagine the replys I've got, Some dudes actually belive this,  shocked shocked shocked shocked, I wan laugh die, Lol
Re: Killer Recharge Card by apoti(m): 2:48pm On Sep 15, 2011
beauty.c:

Where did you heard that one from, mr poster

I got it from my source in the CTU  wink
Please don't take if for granted o, it is real  smiley
Re: Killer Recharge Card by apoti(m): 2:49pm On Sep 15, 2011
ajekpaks:

I just posted this shiit on my wall on Facebook and you can't imagine the replys I've got, Some dudes actually belive this,  shocked shocked shocked shocked, I wan laugh die, Lol

hahahahaha, That means I must get a cut from whatever you make cheesy
Re: Killer Recharge Card by ice234: 2:54pm On Sep 15, 2011
apoti:

I got it from my source in the CTU wink
Please don't take if for granted o, it is real smiley
so u are the killer
Re: Killer Recharge Card by Bright2(m): 2:57pm On Sep 15, 2011
chai! Sorry ooo! Na Thuraya recharge card i get, i also don send to your , as instructed including Nitel recharge card.
Re: Killer Recharge Card by ice234: 2:58pm On Sep 15, 2011
i deal more on nitel recharge card
Re: Killer Recharge Card by apoti(m): 3:01pm On Sep 15, 2011
Bright2:

chai! Sorry ooo! Na Thuraya recharge card i get, i also don send to your , as instructed including Nitel recharge card.
Thuraya recharge card shocked shocked you people wont kill me cheesy

ice234:

i deal more on nitel recharge card

negative tongue
Re: Killer Recharge Card by johnjoel(m): 3:02pm On Sep 15, 2011
hummmmmmmmmmmmm
Re: Killer Recharge Card by ice234: 3:03pm On Sep 15, 2011
send the recharge na,
Re: Killer Recharge Card by WebSurfer(m): 3:09pm On Sep 15, 2011
:p :p :p :p :p :p

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