Hello Guys. It's time to help the simps! All simps should come in here to learn from smart guys successful tips of relationship, love and sex matters. Let's roll in best pieces of advice to the simps. I go first. Don't rely on toasting only one girl. Be courageous! Increase the number of girls you toast from time to time. This will help u not get scammed by a particular girl who wants to use her brain to collect your money. If you don't my mind, you can patronize the runs girls from time to time in case the girls you chasing after are proving hard to get when Konji wan kill u! Additionally, try and find out if the new girl you are attracted to is not even a lesbian before you waste all your money, energy and time for nothing. Some lesbians disguise a lot and just play along with you and can even tell you that they have a "boyfriend". "Shebi na you want waste your money". It's a win win for those types of girls. She will tell "Well, I told you that I have a boyfriend from the beginning". Let's try and learn to be smart in order to prevent being used and hurt.

My second advice to you when asking the girls out, do your best to avoid spending any money at all. Instead load your phone with lots of airtime for calls and whatsapp chatting with them. At least, that's a value for you to even display more of your qualities which you believe you have with more girls. So, make sure to meet more girls. Thank me later on this. You can just make very sweet fake promises to them and if anyone of them appreciates and satisfies your fantasy, please be nice and keep to your promise to that one. Normally a girl will try to force the money out of you by brainwashing you to "help" her. They usually go with "must you date me before you can help me" statement just to brainwash you. That's the same statement they make to many of their toasters (so it's not only you) and this works for them as they will use many toasters' money to buy quality cosmetics, beautiful clothes, shoes and bags and beautiful underwears and they will thank God for "always being faithful" to them because they don't even see anything wrong in scamming their toasters. So, they are like fishermen throwing their nets to catch as many fishes as they can catch. Stay strong because she believes she has more brain that you. She will even try harder to deceive you with several other formats (which she learnt from her friends or other girls everywhere she meets other girls) and motivational words and kinds of compelling blackmails if possible. Don't fall for it. And don't get any emotional because the girls will reject you. So, start seeing their rejections to date you as much expected by you and very normal. That's a mind game many girls play on the simps. Let her reject you completely and don't delete her number (in fact keep viewing her statuses every time and you should suspend talking to her even for several weeks or months and you can resume talking to her again). Get more girls to get yourself busy with and that's even more interesting because you will enjoy that. Lower your standard to accommodate more girls who are in need of someone to talk to them. I actually borrowed this tactics from the girls I have dated before. They keep themselves busy with guys they know they have least attraction for just to dissolve the obsession that they have for the very attractive toasters, so they can have more negotiating power. So, don't have any emotions towards the rejection. Instead, go and ask out more girls in order to reduce your obsession of the particular girls rejecting you. Don't fear the rejection. Don't stay in the friendzone like an idiot. Rejection is very normal and see it as much expected! So, move on and show your qualities to other girls. When they know that, it saddens them and they try to look for your attention back. So, kings don't dull yourself. And still be careful because some of them after noticing that you are a really tough guy (or according to them "stingy guy" because they can't scam you) will go the extra length to deceive you with "ok I will date you but you must prove to me how much you love me first". That's the easiest format to get money from you. Don't fall for it. Give as little as possible as the relationship progression goes while you are watchful of her deception. Be smart for once. Although you might meet a girl way smarter than you who will still somehow force money out of you, just try harder next time to get better at your own smartness. Because even me teaching you to act smart with girls can still be scammed by a particular girl way smarter than me on relationship. So, I will just lift myself up and try harder next time not to fall for it again. Other contributions will be appreciated. Thanks.

Or you can just focus on your life and career and make huge $$$

When you feel it's time to get married , you pick one that is quite presentable ( mentally ,physically and emotionally... don't go for poor or hungry girls too ) and marry her ( Dont take the marriage too seriously sha ) love her properly but ignore all her misbehaviors and rants ( she'll get tired whe you dont respond) anyday you find her cheating you instantly send her back to her parents .

Life nor too hard o


Say no to fornication .

Good contribution. Tnx

Autobot05:
Or you can just focus on your life and career and make huge $$$

When you feel it's time to get married , you pick one that is quite presentable ( mentally ,physically and emotionally... don't go for poor or hungry girls too ) and marry her ( Dont take the marriage too seriously sha ) love her properly but ignore all her misbehaviors and rants ( she'll get tired whe you dont respond) anyday you find her cheating you instantly send her back to her parents .

Life nor too hard o


Say no to fornication .

How will you ever find her cheating, when you don't have experiences about the way these girls roll? You talking about making $$.. There are some girls you will date ,and they will link you up .. I know of a guy wen him babe parents hold bar.. The guy car na d babe,bills o.. Currently planning to move him out of the damn country.. As a guy you need to explore to gain experience .. No go form making money,then turn mumu when it comes to gaming women o.. No be even now when girls don dey sabi deceit pass as it was before. Before you plan on sending out of your hux sef,she fit don send you go meet your ancestors. Plz guys be wise o

BigYash:
How will you ever find her cheating, when you don't have experiences about the way these girls roll? You talking about making $$.. There are some girls you will date ,and they will link you up .. I know of a guy wen him babe parents hold bar.. The guy car na d babe,bills o.. Currently planning to move him out of the damn country.. As a guy you need to explore to gain experience .. No go form making money,then turn mumu when it comes to gaming women o.. No be even now when girls don dey sabi deceit pass as it was before. Before you plan on sending out of your hux sef,she fit don send you go meet your ancestors. Plz guys be wise o

Once you observe one kain awkward moment or behavior na .

Me nor depend on any woman to help me financially abeg . She'll always make you feel indebted to her.


You didn't read the part where I said "instantly"

I'm a soft guy abeg ... I nor like wahala

Don't play redpill shit with women, it's hard to draw the line between redpill and toxicity.

Most men will meet a girl and ask for a date, or they will carry her out and spend money.
90% of the time it doesn't work. If it works she likes you already before the date.

Meet her like the way you make friends, see each other like the way you will see your male friends.

Best way to get a girl or treat them, is to treat them like your male friends.

Don't pet them, only pet them on rare occasion and immediately revert back to your default mode.
Play with them, women are very playful.
When having conversation with them, hold their hands, shift their hair and always maintain eye contact.

Always listen to what they say, give advice and don't force it on them I use to tell them after giving advice "your big head no go allow you do wetin I talk".

When they ask you for money query them like a dad, ask them what the money is for, if it is inconsequential like hair, transport to a particular place or something stupid don't give.
Only give them money when they say they are hungry, not the one they say they want to eat a particular food, I mean like "hungry".
Give them money when they are stranded, maybe they are owing someone and he is on their neck, bail her out but be stern while bailing them out.
Carry them out without any motive of sex.
Make sure they are the one disturbing you to call them, or they always want to meet you.

Don't call them if you have nothing important to say, if at all you call them make it short and tell them you miss them.

You can invite them anytime you like, they will come, but when you make a move, and she isn't feeling it, respect that and don't ignore her still, act as if nothing happened.

She will later come close eventually.
See her as a person, no be everything be sex.

If you do this, she will be addicted to you, you don't need to date her, she can see you with other girls and be jealous, but she will not fight you but try and compete.

It will be left to you to date her or maintain this relationship.

Autobot05:


Once you observe one kain awkward moment or behavior na .

Me nor depend on any woman to help me financially abeg . She'll always make you feel indebted to her.


You didn't read the part where I said "instantly"

I'm a soft guy abeg ... I nor like wahala

You are right about that indebtedness part.. I only pointed out that some guys dey use babes get connect too,even for contracts and all that.. Guy if you no get experience for women en,they will likely play you local in marriage. And na d type wen no get experience dey jam the girls when get experience pass. So for guys,should not just making money alone.. Still try dey explore, so that you go still fit share one or two experience or advice to someone else. Funny world we in ..

BigYash:
You are right about that indebtedness part.. I only pointed out that some guys dey use babes get connect too,even for contracts and all that.. Guy if you no get experience for women en,they will likely play you local in marriage. And na d type wen no get experience dey jam the girls when get experience pass. So for guys,should not just making money alone.. Still try dey explore, so that you go still fit share one or two experience or advice to someone else. Funny world we in ..

Na why I say no too take them serious. Business is different from love life.
Yeah yeah the useful female friends .

I've seen many of my guys derailed by women ... I dont want to be like them
FOCUSED

Autobot05:


Na why I say no too take them serious. Business is different from love life.
Yeah yeah the useful female friends .

I've seen many of my guys derailed by women ... I dont want to be like them
FOCUSED

Yeah Yeah.. You want to carry woman matter for head before? That's suicide na..

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In addition, many ladies put a tight password on their phones because they keep having a line up of men asking them out everytime they dress up and go out and they keep having the number increased from time to time. They scare and bully their boyfriends to not ever do the same and deceive you into not noticing it at all and stop you from trying to have lots of women to ask out, as well. Guys, keep your phones tight with passwords, as well. Don't play Mr Nice Guy and become used and hurt. Talk to as many girls as you can even if you think she is "dating only you". Yes, she is dating only you but she is always constantly close to dating one or two other guys on her phone as well. So, that's why she bullies you and scares you with break up from time to time! Anytime, you leave your girl in your house to go out to buy something or do something in the next street or so. She quickly makes some important calls or whatsapp chatting and put her phone on silence or airplane mode and puts it back tight passworded. Even wives in the house do the same thing depending on how long their men have been gone to where he has gone to. Girls keep doing this and all of them excuse each other of this tactics as a way to ease a suspected stop to the relationship with you. So, they can just move from you having the money to the next man who is also having the money they need! And mind you if your woman reports a guy disturbing her with toasting to you, that's not the type of man she is dreaming of. That's why she reported that one. If she meets the type of man in her dream, she will keep that one as top secret. In fact, she might choose to only tell her closest friend whom she completely trusts will never disclose it to anyone at all since she also has a mutual top secret of that one, as well. At this point, she expects you to be in your best behavior while she is at her own worst behavior just because of this dream guy she just met.

soundOsonic:
Don't play redpill shit with women, it's hard to draw the line between redpill and toxicity.

Most men will meet a girl and ask for a date, or they will carry her out and spend money.
90% of the time it doesn't work. If it works she likes you already before the date.

Meet her like the way you make friends, see each other like the way you will see your male friends.

Best way to get a girl or treat them, is to treat them like your male friends.

Don't pet them, only pet them on rare occasion and immediately revert back to your default mode.
Play with them, women are very playful.
When having conversation with them, hold their hands, shift their hair and always maintain eye contact.

Always listen to what they say, give advice and don't force it on them I use to tell them after giving advice "your big head no go allow you do wetin I talk".

When they ask you for money query them like a dad, ask them what the money is for, if it is inconsequential like hair, transport to a particular place or something stupid don't give.
Only give them money when they say they are hungry, not the one they say they want to eat a particular food, I mean like "hungry".
Give them money when they are stranded, maybe they are owing someone and he is on their neck, bail her out but be stern while bailing them out.
Carry them out without any motive of sex.
Make sure they are the one disturbing you to call them, or they always want to meet you.

Don't call them if you have nothing important to say, if at all you call them make it short and tell them you miss them.

You can invite them anytime you like, they will come, but when you make a move, and she isn't feeling it, respect that and don't ignore her still, act as if nothing happened.

She will later come close eventually.
See her as a person, no be everything be sex.

If you do this, she will be addicted to you, you don't need to date her, she can see you with other girls and be jealous, but she will not fight you but try and compete.

It will be left to you to date her or maintain this relationship.

Wish I could like this your comment million times you too make sense no be everything be sex like you said.

Muffassa:

Wish I could like this your comment million times you too make sense no be everything be sex like you said.

One thing about simps is that they are desperate for sex.
They are ready to spend, be insulted, degraded because of mere sex.
A real man isn't freaked out about sex especially when he sees a woman.
I have done the above to lots of girls and they have 100% success rate.
They will tell you they don't want to be intimate with you, but they are the one that will visit and be angry if you don't touch them. Most of the times I don't make a move, it's from the emotions I have been building with them for months that makes them loose guard.
Ladies needs to first feel safe with you.
She knows you are not after sex, you are there for her and not sex, she can't use sex to manipulate you, infact heartless guys can even use their indecisive emotions to manipulate them.
Infact I am trying not to befriend ladies now, people they call me womanizer when infact I am just being myself and cool around ladies.

soundOsonic:


One thing about simps is that they are desperate for sex.
They are ready to spend, be insulted, degraded because of mere sex.
A real man isn't freaked out about sex especially when he sees a woman.
I have done the above to lots of girls and they have 100% success rate.
They will tell you they don't want to be intimate with you, but they are the one that will visit and be angry if you don't touch them. Most of the times I don't make a move, it's from the emotions I have been building with them for months that makes them loose guard.
Ladies needs to first feel safe with you.
She knows you are not after sex, you are there for her and not sex, she can't use sex to manipulate you, infact heartless guys can even use their indecisive emotions to manipulate them.
Infact I am trying not to befriend ladies now, people they call me womanizer when infact I am just being myself and cool around ladies.

Mehn I think I need to learn more from you I've got the experience lately whereby my neighbors are mostly female but I play my cards right with them make jokes fun and so mostly people think I already had sex with them which is not so I made sure I protect my dignity as a man never dated anyone among them either . I no dey lose guard never act like a sex sterve gift them gift at will I mean something edible I set the boundaries regardless but I feel they get attached with me so much even with the one forming feminist she later loose guide sha then I sense jealousy among them lol.
My point here is i think we men need to work on ourself not everything is sex like I used to say no girl fit manipulate me with sex cos I no too dey into it like that.

Am I a simp, well that’s actually what my guy told me. I have been told of her mischievous ways yet i still choose to bliv her cos she claimed all what I heard are rumors.

I am still nursing the burnt she gave me, I helped her to borrow 40k on my app to treat her sick mother. Series of chats, calls to her ex nd random guys wey I don catch her, scolded nd fought her she go even gimme back to back nd not talk to me for days. This is the girl that won’t chat or call, even if I call she won’t pick or pick after ringing 2-3 times. She won’t return missed calls even till the next day.

I asked her why don’t she goto her angel ex nd the random guys when her mom was sick as she was running helter skelter, she told me she does nd they said they don’t have nd she no put rope on their neck likewise as she no put rope on my neck na me go out of my way to help her nd she go pay me. Chai I was stunned by the statement…

She has been paying me monthly nd I’m patiently waiting cos the plans is to refund in 3months. She has paid twice remaining the final payment.

I reason my friends so tey they yab me wella nd tagged me a simp. Me wey Dey claim alpha bfr naso this matter mud me.. I have been setting my boundaries I only want to be patient mk I recover the money nd mute her.

I considered what I did as been nice but I realized it’s actually being stupid.

Na to always shorten my hands like this nd put it in the place wey e Dey live, as this lesson will always ring in my head..

Gentlesoul2021:
Am I a simp, well that’s actually what my guy told me. I have been told of her mischievous ways yet i still choose to bliv her cos she claimed all what I heard are rumors.

I am still nursing the burnt she gave me, I helped her to borrow 40k on my app to treat her sick mother. Series of chats, calls to her ex nd random guys wey I don catch her, scolded nd fought her she go even gimme back to back nd not talk to me for days. This is the girl that won’t chat or call, even if I call she won’t pick or pick after ringing 2-3 times. She won’t return missed calls even till the next day.

I asked her why don’t she goto her angel ex nd the random guys when her mom was sick as she was running helter skelter, she told me she does nd they said they don’t have nd she no put rope on their neck likewise as she no put rope on my neck na me go out of my way to help her nd she go pay me. Chai I was stunned by the statement…

She has been paying me monthly nd I’m patiently waiting cos the plans is to refund in 3months. She has paid twice remaining the final payment.

I reason my friends so tey they yab me wella nd tagged me a simp. Me wey Dey claim alpha bfr naso this matter mud me.. I have been setting my boundaries I only want to be patient mk I recover the money nd mute her.

I considered what I did as been nice but I realized it’s actually being stupid.

Na to always shorten my hands like this nd put it in the place wey e Dey live, as this lesson will always ring in my head..

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Helpthesimps:
I go first. Don't rely on toasting only one girl. Be courageous! Increase the number of girls you toast from time to time. This will help u not get scammed by a particular girl who wants to use her brain to collect your money

SIMP MADNESS #1
whether a simp toast one woman or 100 women, it is irrelevant to him being scammed by women.... a simp will always be a simp!

Helpthesimps:
My second advice to you when asking the girls out, do your best to avoid spending any money at all.

SIMP MADNESS #2
there is nothing wrong with buying a meal, just like there is nothing wrong with offering someone to take them out because you wanna get to know them....its only wrong when a woman dictates that you MUST spend money on her in order to get her attention.

Yes, she is dating only you but she is always constantly close to dating one or two other guys on her phone as well.

SIMP MADNESS #3
being afraid of what some women can do, and therefore judging women for what they "could do" (before they even do anything), is the true act of a SIMP! who cares what some women can do?! treating all women like oloshoes (because a few women are oloshes) is not only wrong, its foolish! as much as you should protect yourself at all time, treat women "right" until they show you otherwise.

So, they are like fishermen throwing their nets to catch as many fishes as they can catch.

SIMP MADNESS #4
as much as any man can fall into their fishnets, only simps will believe their cheap games and blackmail antics.

don't delete her number (in fact keep viewing her statuses every time

SIMP MADNESS #5
why would you want to keep such useless woman in you life? the minute she portrays herself to be a waste of time, then GET RID OF HER from your life.

be careful because some of them after noticing that you are a really tough guy (or according to them "stingy guy" because they can't scam you) will go the extra length to deceive you with"ok I will date you but you must prove to me how much you love me first".

ULTIMATE SIMP MADNESS
any man who falls for the above is a simp for life.... the minute any man believes that they need to "prove" how much they love someone BY GIVING THEM GIFTS/MONEY (aka buy attention from women), thats the moment that man has seriously failed in life.

the minute any man UNDERSTANDS that women come a dime a dozen, thats the day that this man has one foot out of simp life!

I like it when hôrny kids gather to 'educate' other hôrny kids. Nemo dat quod non habet.

Lovely Contributions on here. Let's keep it going!

zed7:
I like it when hôrny kids gather to 'educate' other hôrny kids. Nemo dat quod non habet.

They aren't against fornication, they just want free sex.

No one says, "men avoid women cause they are evil"... It's, "how to get sex without being manipulated into paying for it"...

They are cheap, not decent...

BigYash:
How will you ever find her cheating, when you don't have experiences about the way these girls roll? You talking about making $$.. There are some girls you will date ,and they will link you up .. I know of a guy wen him babe parents hold bar.. The guy car na d babe,bills o.. Currently planning to move him out of the damn country.. As a guy you need to explore to gain experience .. No go form making money,then turn mumu when it comes to gaming women o.. No be even now when girls don dey sabi deceit pass as it was before. Before you plan on sending out of your hux sef,she fit don send you go meet your ancestors. Plz guys be wise o

Great contributions. Pls, let's keep it going!

Here is another one to discuss, guys. I have heard some men say "don't date a girl who is not employed" because of the "expenses" of maintenance or monetary demands of unemployed girls. In my view to the contrary, it's a complete mistake to date an employed lady based on that reason. The more money a girl can get for herself, the more high profile she considers herself and thereby resulting in her being ungrateful for any amount a man offers her (of course she expects her man to spend on her or else he is not "worthy of dating her") unless the money offered by the man is at least ten times her monthly income! I will explain further on this. Even some men claiming "woke" might ending up unknowingly turning themselves in as simps in this type of situation!

Let's keep more contributions coming in!

I'm loving this thread

Nowadays, the new update is that girls are sending spam messages asking for money or "favour" containing exact same words or texts to all their "toasters" on their whatsapp contact list. Some new toasters will definitely fall victims and they will gather all the victims' (toasters') money together for the their upkeep, new clothes, shoes and bags. They will even give their broke boyfriends out of the money while they both enjoy sex and pass time together.

Just make sure to always check out the difference between what you actually expect from her and what she is actually always coming up with.

Gentlesoul2021:
Am I a simp, well that’s actually what my guy told me. I have been told of her mischievous ways yet i still choose to bliv her cos she claimed all what I heard are rumors.

I am still nursing the burnt she gave me, I helped her to borrow 40k on my app to treat her sick mother. Series of chats, calls to her ex nd random guys wey I don catch her, scolded nd fought her she go even gimme back to back nd not talk to me for days. This is the girl that won’t chat or call, even if I call she won’t pick or pick after ringing 2-3 times. She won’t return missed calls even till the next day.

I asked her why don’t she goto her angel ex nd the random guys when her mom was sick as she was running helter skelter, she told me she does nd they said they don’t have nd she no put rope on their neck likewise as she no put rope on my neck na me go out of my way to help her nd she go pay me. Chai I was stunned by the statement…

She has been paying me monthly nd I’m patiently waiting cos the plans is to refund in 3months. She has paid twice remaining the final payment.

I reason my friends so tey they yab me wella nd tagged me a simp. Me wey Dey claim alpha bfr naso this matter mud me.. I have been setting my boundaries I only want to be patient mk I recover the money nd mute her.

I considered what I did as been nice but I realized it’s actually being stupid.

Na to always shorten my hands like this nd put it in the place wey e Dey live, as this lesson will always ring in my head..

Gentlesoul2021:
Am I a simp, well that’s actually what my guy told me. I have been told of her mischievous ways yet i still choose to bliv her cos she claimed all what I heard are rumors.

I am still nursing the burnt she gave me, I helped her to borrow 40k on my app to treat her sick mother. Series of chats, calls to her ex nd random guys wey I don catch her, scolded nd fought her she go even gimme back to back nd not talk to me for days. This is the girl that won’t chat or call, even if I call she won’t pick or pick after ringing 2-3 times. She won’t return missed calls even till the next day.

I asked her why don’t she goto her angel ex nd the random guys when her mom was sick as she was running helter skelter, she told me she does nd they said they don’t have nd she no put rope on their neck likewise as she no put rope on my neck na me go out of my way to help her nd she go pay me. Chai I was stunned by the statement…

She has been paying me monthly nd I’m patiently waiting cos the plans is to refund in 3months. She has paid twice remaining the final payment.

I reason my friends so tey they yab me wella nd tagged me a simp. Me wey Dey claim alpha bfr naso this matter mud me.. I have been setting my boundaries I only want to be patient mk I recover the money nd mute her.

I considered what I did as been nice but I realized it’s actually being stupid.

Na to always shorten my hands like this nd put it in the place wey e Dey live, as this lesson will always ring in my head..

Just make sure to always check out the difference between what you actually expect from her and what she is actually always coming up with.

Help comes to those who help themselves...

I have giving up on simps until they unsimp