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The Metaphysical Exists -my Experience by Nobody: 8:22pm On Mar 24, 2023
A goat follow me home today.

I had a nasty experience this evening. Coming back from work, I and a friend were trekking home. After we turned from the tarred road into the street, i noticed a goat following us. At first we didn't put more thought to it until after 3 turns that's when we knew the goat was "following" us. My guy stoned it to chase it away only for the goat to start bleating and running towards us. That was how we started running because we knew it wasn't a normal thing. People were wondering why we were running. After taking different turns and corner, we lost the goat. Then we stopped running and started laughing over it. We got home after parting. Some minutes getting home, i heard bleating coming from the compound, thinking it might be a neighbour goat, i ignored it. Not until i heard a woman saying, "which kain goat be this, i never even see am for this street before", i remember the goat that chased me and my guy. Then i knew it's normal.

Neighbours had tried to chase it away but it will only run a few yard and come back to the compound and continue bleating.

TILL NOW!!!

I cant leave the house because i know the goat will follow me.

Abeg how do i solve this predicament??

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Re: The Metaphysical Exists -my Experience by AdeeT: 8:29pm On Mar 24, 2023
grin grin grin grin grin grin

Try moving closer to the goat na, maybe it got a message for you.

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Re: The Metaphysical Exists -my Experience by TheManPregnant: 8:30pm On Mar 24, 2023
Hmmm...

Don't you know how to prepare pepper soup?!

Chai! Hunger dey the land.

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Re: The Metaphysical Exists -my Experience by Nobody: 8:36pm On Mar 24, 2023
AdeeT:
grin grin grin grin grin grin
Try moving closer to the goat na, maybe it got a message for you.
I dont understand goat language

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Re: The Metaphysical Exists -my Experience by Nobody: 8:37pm On Mar 24, 2023
TheManPregnant:
Hmmm...
Don't you know how to prepare pepper soup?!
Chai! Hunger dey the land.
bros talk true, if na you, you go near that kind thing?

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Re: The Metaphysical Exists -my Experience by woginid967: 8:44pm On Mar 24, 2023
MaDaRa01:
A goat follow me home today.

I had a nasty experience this evening. Coming back from work, I and a friend were trekking home. After we turned from the tarred road into the street, i noticed a goat following us. At first we didn't put more thought to it until after 3 turns that's when we knew the goat was "following" us. My guy stoned it to chase it away only for the goat to start bleating and running towards us. That was how we started running because we knew it wasn't a normal thing. People were wondering why we were running. After taking different turns and corner, we lost the goat. Then we stopped running and started laughing over it. We got home after parting. Some minutes getting home, i heard bleating coming from the compound, thinking it might be a neighbour goat, i ignored it. Not until i heard a woman saying, "which kain goat be this, i never even see am for this street before", i remember the goat that chased me and my guy. Then i knew it's normal.

Neighbours had tried to chase it away but it will only run a few yard and come back to the compound and continue bleating.

TILL NOW!!!

I cant leave the house because i know the goat will follow me.

Abeg how do i solve this predicament??

If i tell you the solution.... Dont look for me for other solutions o.


Just for today.... Let me put it here



Get salt and put it inside a bucket of water....
Put your right hand into the water and recite two psalms...
Use psalm 35 and Psalm 51 then go ahead bathe without soap.

Take a handful of salt and go out of your flat, the goat shall see you and walk away..... From your gate, sprinkle the salt around your compound.... Especially back of your windows ...



Then go and sleep. Pls watch your dreams for the next 7 days.

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Re: The Metaphysical Exists -my Experience by Wawelexy(m): 8:48pm On Mar 24, 2023
TheManPregnant:
Hmmm...

Don't you know how to prepare pepper soup?!

Chai! Hunger dey the land.

grin no joy

OP, that goat might be a dead relatives who loves you dearly, might have seen a danger ahead for you, but trying to pass a message across to you, but since it couldn't talk, you couldn't comprehend...

My advice: no matter how little it is, try feed the goat and never chase it away again, allow it stay for as long as it wishes, it will eventually leave by itself without even you knowing how it vanished... But the care you have given to this Goat might just avert any impending danger for you either by diverting it or by taking the bullets for you.. I'm talking from experience, my uncle second son loves hen alot, so my uncle bought one for him, long story short, he was playing with it one evening when a thunder struck towards their direction, lo and behold, this hen ran in front of this boy and got itself killed by this thunder on that spot, it was later after some months they discovered who sent this bizarre thunder, one of the person my uncle won a court case over a piece of Land... He confessed to this too... Real life story I was aware of, no fiction, it happened 2006....

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Re: The Metaphysical Exists -my Experience by frankyychiji(f): 9:10pm On Mar 24, 2023
MaDaRa01:
A goat follow me home today.

I had a nasty experience this evening. Coming back from work, I and a friend were trekking home. After we turned from the tarred road into the street, i noticed a goat following us. At first we didn't put more thought to it until after 3 turns that's when we knew the goat was "following" us. My guy stoned it to chase it away only for the goat to start bleating and running towards us. That was how we started running because we knew it wasn't a normal thing. People were wondering why we were running. After taking different turns and corner, we lost the goat. Then we stopped running and started laughing over it. We got home after parting. Some minutes getting home, i heard bleating coming from the compound, thinking it might be a neighbour goat, i ignored it. Not until i heard a woman saying, "which kain goat be this, i never even see am for this street before", i remember the goat that chased me and my guy. Then i knew it's normal.

Neighbours had tried to chase it away but it will only run a few yard and come back to the compound and continue bleating.

TILL NOW!!!

I cant leave the house because i know the goat will follow me.

Abeg how do i solve this predicament??
Hahaha hahaha grin grin grin

This is very hilarious cheesy

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Re: The Metaphysical Exists -my Experience by dnawah(m): 9:19pm On Mar 24, 2023
MaDaRa01:
A goat follow me home today.

I had a nasty experience this evening. Coming back from work, I and a friend were trekking home. After we turned from the tarred road into the street, i noticed a goat following us. At first we didn't put more thought to it until after 3 turns that's when we knew the goat was "following" us. My guy stoned it to chase it away only for the goat to start bleating and running towards us. That was how we started running because we knew it wasn't a normal thing. People were wondering why we were running. After taking different turns and corner, we lost the goat. Then we stopped running and started laughing over it. We got home after parting. Some minutes getting home, i heard bleating coming from the compound, thinking it might be a neighbour goat, i ignored it. Not until i heard a woman saying, "which kain goat be this, i never even see am for this street before", i remember the goat that chased me and my guy. Then i knew it's normal.

Neighbours had tried to chase it away but it will only run a few yard and come back to the compound and continue bleating.

TILL NOW!!!

I cant leave the house because i know the goat will follow me.

Abeg how do i solve this predicament??
u dey chop goat pepper soup too much grin grin grin grin

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Re: The Metaphysical Exists -my Experience by nicerod(m): 9:30pm On Mar 24, 2023
grin grin


Am a goat mehee


Am a goat mehee

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Re: The Metaphysical Exists -my Experience by Pimpstar: 12:09am On Mar 25, 2023
MaDaRa01:

I dont understand goat language

grin
Re: The Metaphysical Exists -my Experience by Orisha17: 3:07am On Mar 25, 2023
MaDaRa01:
A goat follow me home today.

I had a nasty experience this evening. Coming back from work, I and a friend were trekking home. After we turned from the tarred road into the street, i noticed a goat following us. At first we didn't put more thought to it until after 3 turns that's when we knew the goat was "following" us. My guy stoned it to chase it away only for the goat to start bleating and running towards us. That was how we started running because we knew it wasn't a normal thing. People were wondering why we were running. After taking different turns and corner, we lost the goat. Then we stopped running and started laughing over it. We got home after parting. Some minutes getting home, i heard bleating coming from the compound, thinking it might be a neighbour goat, i ignored it. Not until i heard a woman saying, "which kain goat be this, i never even see am for this street before", i remember the goat that chased me and my guy. Then i knew it's normal.

Neighbours had tried to chase it away but it will only run a few yard and come back to the compound and continue bleating.

TILL NOW!!!

I cant leave the house because i know the goat will follow me.


Abeg how do i solve this predicament??
Kill am chop
Re: The Metaphysical Exists -my Experience by Gadafii: 3:51am On Mar 25, 2023
You Dey chase food away, Dey play oo😂
Re: The Metaphysical Exists -my Experience by seanwilliam(m): 5:52am On Mar 25, 2023
Congrats op . Go collect that girl’s pregnancy grin

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Re: The Metaphysical Exists -my Experience by Amunethseranu(f): 7:33am On Mar 25, 2023
MaDaRa01:

I dont understand goat language
in a real world u got to be scared of humans than animals . But u stupidly have phobia for animals because of ur Religious brain.

A lover of nature has 100,000 languages of animals at his brain glands.
Mind u mr human!!! goats speak when silent but shout to call ur attention to issues with them .

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Re: The Metaphysical Exists -my Experience by Nobody: 7:37am On Mar 25, 2023
Your evidence and proof metaphysical exists is solely because a Goat followed you home. 😺😺

The Goat no even do anything special like disappear and appear, turn to Ram or Sheep then switch back, or charm u small nothing


Free Goat meat followed you home and you're calling it spiritual

You no even reason wether your ancestors don see the miserable state of your life from too much trekking and sipping Garri come pity you send you Goat meat and direct am to follow u home



Fish brains everywhere

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Re: The Metaphysical Exists -my Experience by Blupen969(m): 7:44am On Mar 25, 2023
Ride on the goat to reduce cost of transportation

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Re: The Metaphysical Exists -my Experience by Exmilitant(m): 7:57am On Mar 25, 2023
Maybe a lost goat thinking you are her oga. house and feed it till the owners shows up.

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Re: The Metaphysical Exists -my Experience by kekakuz(m): 7:59am On Mar 25, 2023
MaDaRa01:
A goat follow me home today.

I had a nasty experience this evening. Coming back from work, I and a friend were trekking home. After we turned from the tarred road into the street, i noticed a goat following us. At first we didn't put more thought to it until after 3 turns that's when we knew the goat was "following" us. My guy stoned it to chase it away only for the goat to start bleating and running towards us. That was how we started running because we knew it wasn't a normal thing. People were wondering why we were running. After taking different turns and corner, we lost the goat. Then we stopped running and started laughing over it. We got home after parting. Some minutes getting home, i heard bleating coming from the compound, thinking it might be a neighbour goat, i ignored it. Not until i heard a woman saying, "which kain goat be this, i never even see am for this street before", i remember the goat that chased me and my guy. Then i knew it's normal.

Neighbours had tried to chase it away but it will only run a few yard and come back to the compound and continue bleating.

TILL NOW!!!

I cant leave the house because i know the goat will follow me.

Abeg how do i solve this predicament??
Pay the ghost
Re: The Metaphysical Exists -my Experience by cactusJack(m): 8:08am On Mar 25, 2023
GREATIGBOMAN:
Your evidence and proof metaphysical exists is solely because a Goat followed you home. 😺😺

The Goat no even do anything special like disappear and appear, turn to Ram or Sheep then switch back, or charm u small nothing


Free Goat meat followed you home and you're calling it spiritual

You no even reason wether your ancestors don see the miserable state of your life from too much trekking and sipping Garri come pity you send you Goat meat and direct am to follow u home



Fish brains everywhere

Guy you seff chill now 😭
Re: The Metaphysical Exists -my Experience by YoungBlackRico(m): 9:14am On Mar 25, 2023
Why am I laughing so hard right now grin
Re: The Metaphysical Exists -my Experience by LeeSmart: 9:18am On Mar 25, 2023
Goat wey suppose de inside pot by now, e be like say buhari (hunger) never reach you.
Re: The Metaphysical Exists -my Experience by Germanjoe(m): 10:48am On Mar 25, 2023
AdeeT:
grin grin grin grin grin grin

Try moving closer to the goat na, maybe it got a message for you.
Hahaha,ur not serious.
Re: The Metaphysical Exists -my Experience by henndukwe18: 12:36pm On Mar 25, 2023
cheesy ask d goat wetin dey worry am, e go tell u
Re: The Metaphysical Exists -my Experience by HillaryNelo(m): 2:11pm On Mar 25, 2023
This is exactly the story of hw I owned sheep wow I was 15 then. Bt in ma own case I ran bt the sheep did nt follow me instead was starring at weirdly she looked sick. I turned took it home to ma grand ma till today nobody has come to claim the animal and it gave birth to 4 extra sheep
Re: The Metaphysical Exists -my Experience by Kaido: 4:07pm On Mar 25, 2023
woginid967:


If i tell you the solution.... Dont look for me for other solutions o.


Just for today.... Let me put it here



Get salt and put it inside a bucket of water....
Put your right hand into the water and recite two psalms...
Use psalm 35 and Psalm 51 then go ahead bathe without soap.

Take a handful of salt and go out of your flat, the goat shall see you and walk away..... From your gate, sprinkle the salt around your compound.... Especially back of your windows ...



Then go and sleep. Pls watch your dreams for the next 7 days.
Can this be used to chase off evil spirits in one's home or shop?
Re: The Metaphysical Exists -my Experience by Foodqueen(f): 4:35pm On Mar 25, 2023
Just come out and face it.
Re: The Metaphysical Exists -my Experience by LikeAking: 5:51pm On Mar 25, 2023
woginid967:


If i tell you the solution.... Dont look for me for other solutions o.


Just for today.... Let me put it here



Get salt and put it inside a bucket of water....
Put your right hand into the water and recite two psalms...
Use psalm 35 and Psalm 51 then go ahead bathe without soap.

Take a handful of salt and go out of your flat, the goat shall see you and walk away..... From your gate, sprinkle the salt around your compound.... Especially back of your windows ...



Then go and sleep. Pls watch your dreams for the next 7 days.

Why was the goat following her?
Re: The Metaphysical Exists -my Experience by woginid967: 6:54am On Mar 26, 2023
Kaido:

Can this be used to chase off evil spirits in one's home or shop?

It depends. Spirituality is a very twisted thing.

Vengeful spirits wont go easily because the person is guilty of something.....

But stray spirits can be warded off easily

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Re: The Metaphysical Exists -my Experience by woginid967: 6:55am On Mar 26, 2023
LikeAking:


Why was the goat following her?


Stray spirits get attracted when they see weak spirited people

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Re: The Metaphysical Exists -my Experience by luminouz(m): 7:07am On Mar 26, 2023
Wawelexy:


grin no joy

OP, that goat might be a dead relatives who loves you dearly, might have seen a danger ahead for you, but trying to pass a message across to you, but since it couldn't talk, you couldn't comprehend...

My advice: no matter how little it is, try feed the goat and never chase it away again, allow it stay for as long as it wishes, it will eventually leave by itself without even you knowing how it vanished... But the care you have given to this Goat might just avert any impending danger for you either by diverting it or by taking the bullets for you.. I'm talking from experience, my uncle second son loves hen alot, so my uncle bought one for him, long story short, he was playing with it one evening when a thunder struck towards their direction, lo and behold, this hen ran in front of this boy and got itself killed by this thunder on that spot, it was later after some months they discovered who sent this bizarre thunder, one of the person my uncle won a court case over a piece of Land... He confessed to this too... Real life story I was aware of, no fiction, it happened 2006....

I kinda relate to your story. Similar circumstances.

Pets have been known to take deaths meant for their owners.

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Re: The Metaphysical Exists -my Experience by SPAMBOX7: 9:10am On Mar 26, 2023
Try give us update how the matter ended sha. So others will learn 🙂

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