If you are suffering from depression, high blood pressure, mental stress and poverty, worry no more.

You are welcome to the university of ikpuology formerly named itideology before the NUSee accreditation.

Objectives:

° It is expected that upon graduation, you would become an expert in controlling your emotions and preventing people from committing suicide, from the skills you've acquired.
° We need to make our society a better place by providing therapy to socially sick society.
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Please this thread is not intended to sell any book, don't even bother to anticipate any material for your blog, because this thread will be constructed in such a way your efforts will be frustrated.
I'm the Savior sent to cure people from mental stress as this thread provides a blend of comedy and education
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I'm Prof Itid, Former Head of Department Natural Otuistic science and the current Dean of faculty of Otuology, university of ikpuology.

*Follow me on this thread, and invite your friends as admission has started here free of charge.
*Your course outline will be ready on Sunday, so it doesn't sound like 'April fool'
* At the end of the semester, you will be assessed and top students will be rewarded! Yes! You heard me.
*Most importantly, no sex for grades
*Together, we can build a Happy society.

Please Learn the school Anthem

Guard their Toto till you meet again
Learn the basics of a happy life
E-very one deserves a soft puna
Guide their Toto till you meet again

Till we meet again, Till we meet again !
Guard their Toto till we meet again
Till we meet again, till we meet agaaaaaaain !
Guide their Toto till we meet again!

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Dean of students

OtuologyProf:
Please Learn the school Anthem

Guard their Toto till you meet again
Learn the basics of a happy life
E-very one deserves a soft puna
Guide their Toto till you meet again

Till we meet again, Till we meet again !
Guard their Toto till we meet again
Till we meet again, till we meet agaaaaaaain !
Guide their Toto till we meet again!

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Dean of students

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Modifire:

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This one you picked your admission letter without acknowledging the school values. Hope you won't cry when we send you out of the hall for covering your face or something ?

Upon approval by our Senate
A semester will last one month

Best 10 students for that semester will receive a token.
More info will be communicated later.



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Registrar

OtuologyProf:



This one you picked your admission letter without acknowledging the school values. Hope you won't cry when we send you out of the hall for covering your face or something ?

I don't get ya

Modifire:

I don't get ya

You will soon get me

OtuologyProf:


You will soon get me

What dude are you threatening me

Modifire:

What dude are you threatening me

I Know I'm a Nigerian but I'm not your typical Nigeria lecturer.
I was trained in Panya. We love to live and let live

OtuologyProf:



I Know I'm a Nigerian but I'm not your typical Nigeria lecturer.
I was trained in Panya. We love to live and let live

Go to sleep......
Gotosliiip......
You will wake up inda morning.....
That's your lullaby

Special announcement!!!

All exams for first semester will be subjective.
20 students would be up for awards
10 best students will receive monetary rewards while the other 10 would be rewarded with airtime.


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Professor itid ukwu
Dean, faculty of Otuology

OtuologyProf:
Special announcement!!!

All exams for first semester will be subjective.
20 students would be up for awards
10 best students will receive monetary rewards while the other 10 would be rewarded with airtime.


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Professor itid ukwu
Dean, faculty of Otuology

where's the vc

Chaos14:
where's the vc

We lost the vc during the elections in Nija.
It's been a mixed feeling for the ikpuology community, Panya.
A new vc will emerge. Please Receive our assurances from the Senate.

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Registrar

OtuologyProf:

We lost the vc during the elections in Nija. It's been a mixed feeling for the ikpuology community, Panya. A new vc will emerge. Please Receive our assurances from the Senate.
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sign me up but this the wrong section to get views

Chaos14:
sign me up but this the wrong section to get views

I have no intention to sell any book, plus We don't really need views for people who are only interested in sending account details.
Only 20 persons are up for awards!

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Prof. Itid ukwu
Dean, faculty of Otuology

OtuologyProf:



I have no intention to sell any book, plus We don't really need views for people who are only interested in sending account details.
Only 20 persons are up for awards!

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Prof. Itid ukwu
Dean, faculty of Otuology

ok professor when is the first day of lecture

Chaos14:
ok professor when is the first day of lecture

Monday

OtuologyProf:

Monday

whats my matric number

Chaos14:
whats my matric number

Your profile: chaos14

OtuologyProf:

Your profile: chaos14

i'm your course rep oh

This will be the best university in Nigeria in the forseable future. Lolzz

I just enrolled.
Gimme matric number

I will contest for the post of SUG presido of this great and aspiring University.


Brainmytool
Aspiring SUG President, Uni of Otuology.

Brainmytool:
This will be the best university in Nigeria in the forseable future. Lolzz

I just enrolled.
Gimme matric number

I will contest for the post of SUG presido of this great and aspiring University.


Brainmytool
Aspiring SUG President, Uni of Otuology.

You will be identified by your profile: Brainmytool

Early Hours in Panya🕔🌍

Meet your lecturers for 4 approved courses:
1. Dr Mrs F.k Pucy (1course)
2. Prof B.J Amueba (1 course)
3. Prof Itid Ukwu (2 courses)

Message from our new VC , Prof B B otele

" Of what use is your degree if you can't solve problems with the local resources at your disposal. That's what our community is all about; that students are equipped with the right tools for a competitive and hostile society as most institutions go the way of cumbersome curriculum which do not really solve real life problems..."

*Course outline*
FIRST SEMESTER
GES 101 - Basic Òbòmechology
GES 103 - Otuistic theory 1
GES 105- Afripreneur 1
GES 106- Intro to Breastiology
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Prof B.j Amueba (GES 103)
Dr. Mrs F.k pucy (GES 106)
Prof Itid Ukwu (GES 101, GES 105)

Lecture starts tomorrow at 11:00 GMT

It's 9:11 GMT 🌍
Brace up for lectures

Lecture starts by 11: 00 GMT.

Time:10:25GMT🌍
I'm Prof Ukwu, before the start of the lecturer, here is a past question for Afripreneur (GES 105)-all subjective

*What do you call a man who has 3 hectares of land in his village, goes to the city, pays bills, complain of the economy, comes back to villa, sells 2 plots of land, spend all on visa, travels abroad to continue the cycle of paying bills...........*

11:20GMT
Prof I. Ukwu
Basic Òbòmechology

Òbòmechology is originally coined from
Obo, meaning vagina
Me - culture
This is the cultural study of vagina ~ Prof BB otele

Òbòmechology can now be defined as the study of human sex organs, and response to sexual urge(according to the Native association of Otuology, Panya)
This study is no more limited to female òbò as extensive research show, both òbò and amu all need each other to coexist.

*Copulatory organs
-Obo(vagina)
-Amu

* Parts of obo
1. Right wing, left wing and midfield; this is what your 'oversabi' white people call the labia. I'll tell you why it is important to perceive those parts as wings as the course progresses.
2. Antenna; what someone just woke up one morning and called clitoris.
Some persons constructed 2 long poles, placed on an old TV and called it antenna, some other person's saw a visual organ on insects and called that an antenna. Why not obo for God sake.
It will be explained later in your course of study why you should perceive the clit as antenna
3. Promise Land; this is the land flowing with milk and honey. It starts from obo entrance to surrounding walls in obo .
This is a land where people, irrespective of social status, wish to drive into

Summary for GES 101. You may be asked later in the month
*The professional view of Òbòmechology is the study of .......and .....
* 3 major parts of obo( lol, I know some people will write; right wing, left wing and midfield),

12:02 GMT🌍
GES 101 ends