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Wake Up In The Morning, What Is Your Wish Breaking News Headline(s)? by Depointer1: 12:31am On Sep 20, 2011 |
Create your own headline(s) for your favourite Newspaper. A breaking news of your wish, that will ever make your day about the whole Naija saga. |
Re: Wake Up In The Morning, What Is Your Wish Breaking News Headline(s)? by Beaf: 1:38am On Sep 20, 2011 |
. . .That the country split. A ferocious [i]two [/i]day war followed which led to a terrifying and total defeat of boko haram and its supporters. . . A very high electric fence was built along the border. . . .And they all lived happily ever after! ![]() |
Re: Wake Up In The Morning, What Is Your Wish Breaking News Headline(s)? by Nobody: 1:40am On Sep 20, 2011 |
Ekiti Nation ![]() |
Re: Wake Up In The Morning, What Is Your Wish Breaking News Headline(s)? by nuclearboy(m): 6:36am On Sep 20, 2011 |
Boko Haram writes to NASS, ministers and government parastatals that its coming after members and administrators individually except 1. Their emoluments become reasonable! 2. They start to do their jobs and refuse to allow obvious corruption get swept under the carpet Something in that mould but very dramatic |
Re: Wake Up In The Morning, What Is Your Wish Breaking News Headline(s)? by Rhino5dm: 6:56am On Sep 20, 2011 |
That Gaddafi is now head of Boko Haram with very large cache of sophisticated weaponry while Nigerian force if faced with crisis of defection. Nato/USA are just down south protecting their investment with aircraft carriers,ICBM capable subs, drones buzzling all over the sky. . . .meanwhile Rhino is off coast Brazil puffing ciga, in a million dollar yatcht littered with bikinis. Just for comical relief |
Re: Wake Up In The Morning, What Is Your Wish Breaking News Headline(s)? by nusdog: 7:30am On Sep 20, 2011 |
^^ Is that you in your profile? ![]() Dude, seems like you'll make a perfect clown then. You mind if I invite you to take part in a circus show? |
Re: Wake Up In The Morning, What Is Your Wish Breaking News Headline(s)? by midep: 8:06am On Sep 20, 2011 |
Declaration of Oduduwa Republic, |
Re: Wake Up In The Morning, What Is Your Wish Breaking News Headline(s)? by Depointer1: 8:54am On Sep 20, 2011 |
GEJ files a divorce. He cant take anymore ![]() ![]() |
Re: Wake Up In The Morning, What Is Your Wish Breaking News Headline(s)? by Nobody: 9:06am On Sep 20, 2011 |
[b][/b][/font] TO YOUR TENTS![font=Lucida Sans Unicode][font=Lucida Sans Unicode][/font] Thur 1st of Jan, 2015 Lagos, Oduduwaland(?) After exactly one hundred years, the contraption once known as Nigeria has ceased to exist. This is a culmination to a series of events of the last five years, It should be recalled that the United States government had in 2010 predicted this exact scenario ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Re: Wake Up In The Morning, What Is Your Wish Breaking News Headline(s)? by blacksta(m): 9:13am On Sep 20, 2011 |
A 50,000 mw power plant installed in River states - with a good distribution network - all over the country - That would seriously make my day. |
Re: Wake Up In The Morning, What Is Your Wish Breaking News Headline(s)? by DrummaBoy(m): 10:10am On Sep 20, 2011 |
JONATHAN RESIGNS RENO OMOKRI FLEES CPC WINS AT THE TRIBUNAL SANUSI TO RUN FOR PRESIDENCY IN 2015 BOKO HARAM SURRENDERS |
Re: Wake Up In The Morning, What Is Your Wish Breaking News Headline(s)? by russellino: 10:23am On Sep 20, 2011 |
Fashola joins the Labour party, dumps tinubu. To run for president in 2015 |
Re: Wake Up In The Morning, What Is Your Wish Breaking News Headline(s)? by KnowAll(m): 10:46am On Sep 20, 2011 |
[size=18pt]NIGERIAN REVOLUTION PARTY GAINS POWER HURRAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!![/size] |
Re: Wake Up In The Morning, What Is Your Wish Breaking News Headline(s)? by LoveKing(m): 3:04pm On Sep 20, 2011 |
my dream headline, Terrorists blow up Aso Rock. |
Re: Wake Up In The Morning, What Is Your Wish Breaking News Headline(s)? by omenala(m): 3:43pm On Sep 20, 2011 |
Nigeria is divided, and a huge 100 ft wall is built from end to end with rabid pitbulls, only educated northerners with visa's are allowed into the south! And we discover that dangote, obj and gej were all igbos all along just playing safe ! |
Re: Wake Up In The Morning, What Is Your Wish Breaking News Headline(s)? by Sunofgod(m): 4:08pm On Sep 20, 2011 |
Any of these will do . . . - IBB becomes a 'Born Again Christian' and has given up killing - Buhari Stops crying - GEJ slaps OBJ - Patience 'massacres' the french language - Interpol issue arrest warrant. - Nairaland shut down by the FG accused of propoganda. |
Re: Wake Up In The Morning, What Is Your Wish Breaking News Headline(s)? by Depointer1: 5:11pm On Sep 20, 2011 |
CPC WINS AT THE TRIBUNAL That will be great ![]() ![]() |
Re: Wake Up In The Morning, What Is Your Wish Breaking News Headline(s)? by Nobody: 9:20pm On Sep 20, 2011 |
A high ranking Boko Haramist confesses who their sponsors are and agrees to confront them face to face. Buhari and all the troublesome generals agrees to quit active politics. Sultan of Sokoto openly condemns Boko haram and asks all imams to preach against them. The power jinx is broken. monthly increament in power generation a reality. A national confrence is called in whether we want Nigeria as one country or not. IBB and all the bad boys returns 80% of stolen money. |
Re: Wake Up In The Morning, What Is Your Wish Breaking News Headline(s)? by BigB11(m): 2:17am On Sep 21, 2011 |
Jonathan steps down for his daddy, IBB. |
Re: Wake Up In The Morning, What Is Your Wish Breaking News Headline(s)? by 1luvkipsus: 7:45pm On Sep 21, 2011 |
That Boko Haram has ceased fire; forgotten and forgiven everything. my dream headline, You even call ursef a king. |
Re: Wake Up In The Morning, What Is Your Wish Breaking News Headline(s)? by jamace(m): 8:32pm On Sep 21, 2011 |
Jonathan steps down for his daddy, IBB.Are you expecting your daddy to run in another Presidential elections in this obodo Naija? ![]() |
Re: Wake Up In The Morning, What Is Your Wish Breaking News Headline(s)? by jamace(m): 8:36pm On Sep 21, 2011 |
The great purge: Nigerian corrupt leaders executed by the People's Revolutionary Army. |
Re: Wake Up In The Morning, What Is Your Wish Breaking News Headline(s)? by ezeagu(m): 8:42pm On Sep 21, 2011 |
Nigeria does a Yugoslavia. |
Re: Wake Up In The Morning, What Is Your Wish Breaking News Headline(s)? by rimms(m): 9:58pm On Sep 21, 2011 |
A successful REVOLUTION has taken place overnight; about 2150 corrupt Nigerian leaders were wasted overnight. The military is currently in-charge, United Nation is monitoring activity, United States of America has sent his support team to assist with the transition process. Ghana, Togo, South Africa and a few other African countries are also on ground to assist and support the transition process. No casualty among the citizens reported, but all Nigerian citizens and other people in the country are advised to stay indoor until further notice. May God answer our prayers. Amen. |
Re: Wake Up In The Morning, What Is Your Wish Breaking News Headline(s)? by ezeagu(m): 10:24pm On Sep 21, 2011 |
The only revolution Nigeria would have is Kim Jong il's Nigerian cousin taking over. |
Re: Wake Up In The Morning, What Is Your Wish Breaking News Headline(s)? by cre8tivity(f): 11:19pm On Sep 21, 2011 |
A successful REVOLUTION has taken place overnight; about 2150 corrupt Nigerian leaders were wasted overnight. The military is currently in-charge, United Nation is monitoring activity, United States of America has sent his support team to assist with the transition process. Ghana, Togo, South Africa and a few other African countries are also on ground to assist and support the transition process.serious, but very funny hehehehehe ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Re: Wake Up In The Morning, What Is Your Wish Breaking News Headline(s)? by mensdept: 11:22pm On Sep 21, 2011 |
noblezone: jamace: ezeagu:Amen |
Re: Wake Up In The Morning, What Is Your Wish Breaking News Headline(s)? by aljharem3: 11:25pm On Sep 21, 2011 |
mens dept: ![]() |
Re: Wake Up In The Morning, What Is Your Wish Breaking News Headline(s)? by Nobody: 9:33am On Sep 22, 2011 |
Breaking news. After 50years as a country, a new nations has been born,The UN has decided to create new nations. Rep of Biafra and Rep of Odua. There is a wide jubliations in the streets of Port Harcourt,Enugu LAGOS and almost all southern cities. Rep of Biafra with ENUGU as their Executive capital n Port harcourt as their financial n oil capital, Odua rep Abeokuta as execitve capital wit Lagos there financial capital. Hurray |
Re: Wake Up In The Morning, What Is Your Wish Breaking News Headline(s)? by debetmx(m): 1:11pm On Sep 22, 2011 |
Boko Haram bombs Aso Rock and , |
Re: Wake Up In The Morning, What Is Your Wish Breaking News Headline(s)? by Depointer1: 4:29pm On Nov 08, 2011 |
Goodluck Jonathan and Sambo RESIGN |
Re: Wake Up In The Morning, What Is Your Wish Breaking News Headline(s)? by Beaf: 4:31pm On Nov 08, 2011 |
Depointer1: And David Mark takes over? Why not boldly start a campaign for David Mark? I would if I were you. |
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