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I Love U by Nobody: 2:20am On Sep 20, 2011 |
A couple is sitting on the porch sipping wine. The wife says, "I love you." The husband says, "Is that you or the wine talking?" The wife replies, "It's me, talking to the wine." |
Re: I Love U by Nobody: 2:24am On Sep 20, 2011 |
Studio tells his psychiatrist, “I always have this weird dream at night. I am locked in a room with a door on which there is a sign. I try to push it with all my strength, but no matter how hard I try, it won’t budge." The psychiatrist muses, “Interesting." But tell me what does the sign on the door say? The guy replies, “It says 'Pull'”!!! |
Re: I Love U by StudioCFR(m): 7:45am On Sep 20, 2011 |
*Clears Throat* |
Re: I Love U by Ajibel(m): 3:23pm On Sep 20, 2011 |
*sobs on behalf of stewdeo* |
Re: I Love U by StudioCFR(m): 5:53pm On Sep 20, 2011 |
u not serious mtchew |
Re: I Love U by Nobody: 7:24pm On Sep 20, 2011 |
Studio CFR: Darling i heard it was your B-Day so i decided to surprise you with the Two Jokes! Hope you like them?! |
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