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I Love U by Nobody: 2:20am On Sep 20, 2011
A couple is sitting on the
porch sipping wine. The
wife says, "I love you."
The husband says, "Is that
you or the wine talking?"
The wife replies, "It's me, talking to
the wine."
grin
Re: I Love U by Nobody: 2:24am On Sep 20, 2011
Studio tells his
psychiatrist, “I always
have this weird dream
at night. I am locked in a
room with a door on which there is
a sign. I try to push it with all my
strength, but no matter how hard I
try, it won’t budge." The
psychiatrist muses, “Interesting."
But tell me what does the sign on
the door say? The guy replies, “It
says 'Pull'”!!!
grin
Re: I Love U by StudioCFR(m): 7:45am On Sep 20, 2011
*Clears Throat*

Re: I Love U by Ajibel(m): 3:23pm On Sep 20, 2011
*sobs on behalf of stewdeo*
Re: I Love U by StudioCFR(m): 5:53pm On Sep 20, 2011
u not serious

mtchew
Re: I Love U by Nobody: 7:24pm On Sep 20, 2011
Studio CFR:

*Clears Throat*



Darling i heard it was your B-Day so i decided to surprise you with the Two Jokes! kiss kiss kiss

Hope you like them?! grin grin grin

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