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Re: How Can You Tell If You've Been Be-witched by snthesis(m): 2:14pm On Sep 20, 2011
^^^ sowii to burst ur bubble, i meant d Babe next to you tongue
Re: How Can You Tell If You've Been Be-witched by maclatunji: 2:14pm On Sep 20, 2011
I thought Naija witches teleport, so flapping is not a big deal probably practising swimming in her dream. By the way, what is he doing beside her on the bed. Are they married yet?
Re: How Can You Tell If You've Been Be-witched by Eiregirl(f): 2:18pm On Sep 20, 2011
snthesis:

^^^ sowii to burst your bubble, i meant d Babe next to you tongue
Was that me?
Re: How Can You Tell If You've Been Be-witched by Smilenw(f): 2:39pm On Sep 20, 2011
Oh my my --my dream of e-dating, e-marrying, having e-kids with a loony just went down the drain- phluuuzeee come back o ! angry angry
Next !
Re: How Can You Tell If You've Been Be-witched by Fokativ: 2:48pm On Sep 20, 2011
shio
Re: How Can You Tell If You've Been Be-witched by snthesis(m): 3:25pm On Sep 20, 2011
maclatunji:

I thought Naija witches teleport, so flapping is not a big deal probably practising swimming in her dream. By the way, what is he doing beside her on the bed. Are they married yet?
hmm! so she isnt a witch- ar u suggesting she 's a mammy water shocked shocked
metinks they were rehearsing for the wedding night grin

seriously- what are the tell tale signs of sum1 that has been be-witched by her/his lover- help needed sad sad
Re: How Can You Tell If You've Been Be-witched by ebonyvibe(f): 3:41pm On Sep 20, 2011
Mr Cork please contribute?
Re: How Can You Tell If You've Been Be-witched by Nobody: 3:48pm On Sep 20, 2011
snthesis:

hmm! so she isnt a witch- ar u suggesting she 's a mammy water shocked shocked
metinks they were rehearsing for the wedding night grin

seriously- what are the tell tale signs of sum1 that has been be-witched by her/his lover- help needed sad sad

You might want to ask the maker of this thread! https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-744545.0.html
Re: How Can You Tell If You've Been Be-witched by maclatunji: 3:48pm On Sep 20, 2011
snthesis:

hmm! so she isnt a witch- ar u suggesting she 's a mammy water shocked shocked
metinks they were rehearsing for the wedding night grin

seriously- what are the tell tale signs of sum1 that has been be-witched by her/his lover- help needed  sad sad


Personally, if I do not see the real-deal paranormal activity I am not taking all of this serious. Some people sleep-walk and do all sorts of things in their sleep. It does not mean they are witches, wizards or sorcerers.
They just have a problem sleeping properly.
Re: How Can You Tell If You've Been Be-witched by MrCork17: 4:00pm On Sep 20, 2011
snthesis:

a friend of mine about to get wed in two weeks, woke up in ther middle of the night and noticed his wife "to be" flapping her hands like a bird, scared shitless he couldnt confront her but called me (hard/badt guy cool ) and he's on the verge of calling it off, claiming perhaps the love he feels for her was a charm. so wat do you guys think? was/is he charmed/ how can you tell if you are charmed/ or is he just scared of getting married grin grin


flapping her wings? snthesis. Brother. did somebody swaaar for you? undecided
Re: How Can You Tell If You've Been Be-witched by snthesis(m): 4:02pm On Sep 20, 2011
sexkillz:

You might want to ask the maker of this thread! https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-744545.0.html
AR U TRYIN TO INITIATE ME shocked shocked shocked

Mr, Cork:


flapping her wings? snthesis. Brother. did somebody swaaar for you? undecided
hey Brother Cork- u still havent learnt reading to understand tongue
Re: How Can You Tell If You've Been Be-witched by MrCork17: 4:05pm On Sep 20, 2011
snthesis. so you woke up and your woman waz flappin her wings? you drink whisky? undecided
Re: How Can You Tell If You've Been Be-witched by Nobody: 4:09pm On Sep 20, 2011
snthesis:

AR U TRYIN TO INITIATE ME shocked shocked shocked
Initiate you? WTF? After how many responses you got, you still asked for symptoms! How best to get symptoms than asking the maker of that thread! Aint that what you want? undecided
Re: How Can You Tell If You've Been Be-witched by MrCork17: 4:12pm On Sep 20, 2011
sexkillz. bro. lukily u loook like a witch. who witch you? undecided
Re: How Can You Tell If You've Been Be-witched by ebonyvibe(f): 4:26pm On Sep 20, 2011
Mr COrk knew I could count on you to lighten the mood.

@poster tell your friend to dump his partner and marry a real witch since he thinks along those lines. He is a

coowwwward[b][/b]
Re: How Can You Tell If You've Been Be-witched by Nobody: 4:34pm On Sep 20, 2011
Mr, Cork:

sexkillz. bro. lukily u loook like a witch. [size=13pt]who witch you?[/size] undecided
Your Mama! wink You tizzy toad! angry
Re: How Can You Tell If You've Been Be-witched by MrCork17: 4:40pm On Sep 20, 2011
sexkillz:

Your Mama! wink You tizzy toad! angry


sexkillz. Bro. its meant to be a compliment. At least you loook like witch. you shuld be happy! wink
Re: How Can You Tell If You've Been Be-witched by Nobody: 4:46pm On Sep 20, 2011
Sexkillz, why are you wasting your time responding to Mr. Crack? He's a virus he can't stop.
Re: How Can You Tell If You've Been Be-witched by Nobody: 4:55pm On Sep 20, 2011
REALITY101:

Sexkillz, why are you wasting your time responding to Mr. Crack? He's a virus he can't stop.
Yeah i know! grin grin If i have his time i reply, else i press the NEXT button on my remote! Thanks though! How's your knee? smiley
Re: How Can You Tell If You've Been Be-witched by MrCork17: 5:24pm On Sep 20, 2011
sexkillz:

Yeah i know! grin grin If i have his time i reply, else i press the NEXT button on my remote! Thanks though! How's your knee? smiley

sexkillz. why dont you massage his kneee you gayy midget. it shoud do u good! undecided
Re: How Can You Tell If You've Been Be-witched by snthesis(m): 10:41pm On Sep 20, 2011
Derailersangry
Re: How Can You Tell If You've Been Be-witched by tpia5: 10:44pm On Sep 20, 2011
a friend of mine about to get wed in two weeks, woke up in ther middle of the night and noticed his wife "to be" flapping her hands like a bird

hold on, how does he know she wasnt having health problems of some sort?
Re: How Can You Tell If You've Been Be-witched by snthesis(m): 7:42am On Sep 21, 2011
^^^ as in Mental health?
Re: How Can You Tell If You've Been Be-witched by snthesis(m): 9:34pm On Sep 22, 2011
Wtf- over a couple of beers, I told my paddy to call d weddin offshocked
Re: How Can You Tell If You've Been Be-witched by tpia5: 9:43pm On Sep 22, 2011
^Wouldnt someone flapping their arms indicate the person was having difficulty breathing?
Re: How Can You Tell If You've Been Be-witched by Nobody: 10:14pm On Sep 22, 2011
Who let you out?


Sexkillz bro my knee is getting better

Mr. Cork Mc-donalds fired you?
Re: How Can You Tell If You've Been Be-witched by strongguy(m): 3:40pm On Sep 29, 2011
pray to God
Re: How Can You Tell If You've Been Be-witched by Nobody: 1:46am On Sep 30, 2011
I donr get this story.OP u mean your friend"s girlfriend is a bird?.I :oonly know of some possessed girls who turn to fish(mammy water) so i never hear about a babe turning to a bird ooo.
Re: How Can You Tell If You've Been Be-witched by ShyOne(f): 1:51am On Sep 30, 2011
Maybe she was trying to do the "chicken dance"

You selfish man

You can join her in the bed

You can join her during sex

But now you can't join her during her late night dance session

Neither are you trying to join her hand in marriage.

smh

She should curse your rotten backside till she loses her breath.

smh
Re: How Can You Tell If You've Been Be-witched by annawhite(f): 2:26am On Sep 30, 2011
naija men and thier *ignoramus* belief! Lol
Re: How Can You Tell If You've Been Be-witched by mo2ok(m): 4:25am On Sep 30, 2011
If he continues with the wedding, an african chip has been installed in his brain if you believe in that trash. Did the guy not say he just woke up when he saw the supposed turkey dance ritual, if so i believe he mixed up his dream with reality.

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