Seyiemath:
Part 2

While in the cell, 3 other guys were in the same cell, one of them claimed to be the presido or whatever. I was asked for “cell show” i never knew what cell show meant at that time, but man gats use brain. I told them I had it but it’s with the officers, promising to give all of it to them once I have access to it. Na so them free me o.

After some minutes I was called up, an officer came to open the cell. I was taken to room for questioning. The guy who was interrogating me showed me a pos machine, the same one i used in doing transactions in my street.

I knew I was been framed for something I had no idea, but I told them I’m not saying a word till I call my parents and get a lawyer. The officers refused and threaten to kill me ASAP.

Ah, when I heard kill I was humbled, I also saw a lot of badly injured guys who were left to die in some cells. Hmmmm Omo fear don Dey catch me already, I decided to talk, I told all I know and they were still asking me more questions that I barely have answers to. At this point it was clear that answering questions will not save me but make matters worst.

I decided not to say anything else regardless of what happens, I was taking back to my cell. One of my cell mate was called too but he did not return to the cell, I don’t know what really happened to him.

After some time, the police men came to my cell and I said I was been moved to there headquarters that was when I knew I was in a big mess


Typing…….

Xlogistics:
Part 9. AND FINAL. (Make everybody rest)




I Will summarize all the events that happened in this last part, because a lot of readers have been on my neck.

: When the man walked into the room, I threw a glass cup towards the TV stand to send him to the wrong direction. I and my uncle were standing beside the Closet in the dark.

When we succeeded in sending him the wrong way, I used the pressing iron that was in the room to give him a heavy bang at the back of his head(self defense ladies and gentlemen).

When he fell on the floor we quickly emptied his pocket and disarm him, we gave him a proper beating sha. It was time to leave the hotel.

I told my uncle that we can’t both walk out of the hotel at the same time, one of us needs to go out first, while the other follow.

We left all our belongings and my uncle went out first, we had planned on a meeting point if we succeed. While my uncle was leaving the hotel gate, we heard shots, my uncle ran back into the hotel with a speed of 3,000k/hr lol. Funny enough it wasn’t gun shots both but from a car tyre driving nearby.

That made me laugh real bad, it was a very funny scene which helped to relax the nerves. My uncle went out and after 10 minutes it was my turn to leave the hotel, I walked very fast to the meeting point, praying I meet my uncle there.

Luckily enough I met him there.

//BASED ON POPULAR SUGGESTIONS, HERE IS THE SUMMARY OF THE EVENTS THAT UNFOLDED AFTERWARDS.//


When we arrive in court on the day of the hearing, my lawyer presented all the facts and evidence to the jury. A later day was scheduled for hearing. Finally we won the case and all the charges dropped. But the surprising part of it is the role my girlfriend played in setting me up.

Anyway the case I filled against EFCC/SARS took a year and the half to conclude. I also won that case too. I was compensated with a large sum of money, I gave all of the money to my uncle because he lost a lot during the process.

What did I learn from my experience ?

1. Your SIM card and phone should both have different passwords(not phone pattern)

2. Don’t trust your girlfriend, don’t loose guard.

3. Always scan your phone with anti $pying softwares once in 2 months, at least.

4. Always fight law enforcement agencies, not physical fight, but with law.

5. Be intelligent and think fast.

6. Learn basic tech prompts, it might save you.

7. The police is not your friend.

8. Keep your life extremely private. You don’t have to be friends with everyone.

9. Having CCTV cameras is no brainer

10. Own a licensed metal if you can

11. Na only God they save Nigerians.

Seyiemath:
See What My Ex Girlfriend Did To Me (FULL STORY)

OMO FEAR WOMEN O.

On the 27th of December 2019 around 4:30pm I went out to do a POS transaction, after imputing my 4 digit pin into the almost-dead POS Machine.

I noticed 4 men in black with guns walking towards my direction, at first I thought it was armed robbers. The POS operator quickly ran away leaving his Card machine at the desk. When I noticed this guys were coming for me, I activated the Husain Bolt in me, this men ran after me.

I knew all the short cuts in my street so it was easy to disappear in no time. I ran towards an estate in my area, the plan was to get help from the security men stationed at the estate and vanish in no time. The men who were chasing me knew they can never catch up with me in this world or next. Before I could take a left turn heading to the estate.

I heard gun shots, I was sure these guys shot at me. Omo, I stopped running immediately to avoid been killed at the spot. The men ran towards me and informed me that they are men from SARS. I knew I was in a mess, not because I committed any crime, but because it’s a Friday evening. Which simply means I can stay in there cell till Monday (if you have been in law enforcement cell before you should understand what I mean).

One of the guys gave me a dirty and resounding slap. Out of Reflex I returned the Slap ASAP. I shouldn’t have done that but it was just reflex, nobody messes with me with out getting double of the dose. lol.

The other three men jumped on me, I was beating properly before dragged to the van. While been dragged, I saw my girl friend staring at me amongst the crowd. She did not look surprised at all. I did not read meanings into it. When we got to there station I was thrown in there cell with out questioning or been allowed to call anyone.

Typing……….

OloyeVIII:

Oga rest.. all of you claiming alpha bullsh!t..ZERO.. shi shi una no get..

FORWARDEVERLY:


And na una wey be SIMP get money?? Come on go and wash your gf pants...

crows2ravens:
You're good writer, you know where to put the suspense! I have link to a good publisher for your works.

OloyeVIII:

first off whats a simp? take yo thirst a** outta here.

FORWARDEVERLY:



Feel free to use SNIPER....

OloyeVIII:

what is it for(sniper)? i asked what a simp is, you dey vex... go church pastor dey call you.

FORWARDEVERLY:



I don't have any business with Holy business Men called pastors....


You need them not me....
Simps obey pastors and their gf easily...
So go to church bro...

OloyeVIII:

last time was 13yrs ago bro, i no be SIMPson o.. i've forgotten how to pray sef, when i try i get distracted.. and i don't like it.

Seyiemath:
Part 2

While in the cell, 3 other guys were in the same cell, one of them claimed to be the presido or whatever. I was asked for “cell show” i never knew what cell show meant at that time, but man gats use brain. I told them I had it but it’s with the officers, promising to give all of it to them once I have access to it. Na so them free me o.

After some minutes I was called up, an officer came to open the cell. I was taken to room for questioning. The guy who was interrogating me showed me a pos machine, the same one i used in doing transactions in my street.

I knew I was been framed for something I had no idea, but I told them I’m not saying a word till I call my parents and get a lawyer. The officers refused and threaten to kill me ASAP.

Ah, when I heard kill I was humbled, I also saw a lot of badly injured guys who were left to die in some cells. Hmmmm Omo fear don Dey catch me already, I decided to talk, I told all I know and they were still asking me more questions that I barely have answers to. At this point it was clear that answering questions will not save me but make matters worst.

I decided not to say anything else regardless of what happens, I was taking back to my cell. One of my cell mate was called too but he did not return to the cell, I don’t know what really happened to him.

After some time, the police men came to my cell and I said I was been moved to there headquarters that was when I knew I was in a big mess


Typing…….



What kind of anti spying software please.

FORWARDEVERLY:



Leemao
Oya chillax small... Then later try and watch the darling Arsenal dismantle Westham later....
Watch Good football not that rubbish Man UTD or Chelsea plays...

OloyeVIII:

last time was 13yrs ago bro, i no be SIMPson o.. i've forgotten how to pray sef, when i try i get distracted.. and i don't like it.