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| Praying Parrot by Aduks(f): 12:51pm On Sep 03, 2007 |
Who needs prayers ? A lady approaches a priest and tells him, "Father, I have a problem. I have these two talking female parrots, but they only know how to say one thing. They keep saying "Hi, we're hot. Do you want a date?" "That's terrible!" the priest exclaimed. "But I do have a solution to your problem. Bring your two parrots over to my house and I will put them with my two male talking parrots to whom I have taught to pray and read the bible. My parrots will then teach your parrots to stop saying that terrible phrase, and your female parrots will learn to pray and worship." So the next day, the lady brings her female parrots to the priest's house. The priest's two male parrots are holding rosary beads and praying in their cage. The lady puts her female talking parrots in with the male talking Parrots, and the female parrots say, "Hi, we're hot. Do you want a date?" One male parrot looks over at the other male parrot and screams, "Put your Bible away Idiot, our prayers has been answered!!!!!!!" |
| Re: Praying Parrot by clemcykul(f): 3:47pm On Sep 03, 2007 |
buhhahahahah this joke is straight from the moon  ohhh lawdy i was there wen it happened ask me for more details |
| Re: Praying Parrot by Migines(m): 3:51pm On Sep 03, 2007 |
I'm sure d lady parrots will b more than eager to #censored#there brains out. |
| Re: Praying Parrot by 2muchbar(m): 3:57pm On Sep 03, 2007 |
that was gud |
| Re: Praying Parrot by Aiphie(f): 4:53pm On Sep 03, 2007 |
That was a sweet joke. Very funny. |
| Re: Praying Parrot by sammy6(m): 7:53am On Sep 04, 2007 |
nice |
| Re: Praying Parrot by mimiko(f): 9:25am On Sep 04, 2007 |
nice very nice @ clemcycul tell me tell me |
| Re: Praying Parrot by clemcykul(f): 9:32am On Sep 04, 2007 |
ok'ay i'll tell after brushn my teeth  |
| Re: Praying Parrot by folly69(m): 10:24am On Sep 04, 2007 |
cool really cool joke |
| Re: Praying Parrot by tessybaby(f): 12:53pm On Sep 04, 2007 |
THAT WAS A NICE ONE DEAR |
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