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If You Haven't Reached This Stage, Then You Have Never Experienced Poverty by saintbillion(m): 12:25pm On Apr 13, 2023
My guy if ur situation no ever reach like this, then u are enjoying as u haven't tasted poverty.
If u ever used your soap or toothpaste up to this level, two things are involved
1. Its either ur stingy to yourself
2. Your poverty level has a confidence interval of 100%

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Re: If You Haven't Reached This Stage, Then You Have Never Experienced Poverty by LikeAking: 12:28pm On Apr 13, 2023
POVERTY GET MIND OH..

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Re: If You Haven't Reached This Stage, Then You Have Never Experienced Poverty by saintbillion(m): 12:28pm On Apr 13, 2023
And this too

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Re: If You Haven't Reached This Stage, Then You Have Never Experienced Poverty by saintbillion(m): 12:29pm On Apr 13, 2023
LikeAking:
POVERTY GET MIND OH..
Aswear my brother.

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Re: If You Haven't Reached This Stage, Then You Have Never Experienced Poverty by SmallDick99(m): 12:43pm On Apr 13, 2023
We just need another 8 years of Buhari rule for everyone to get there grin

Sadly I'm already there cheesy

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Re: If You Haven't Reached This Stage, Then You Have Never Experienced Poverty by JJfrank22(m): 12:47pm On Apr 13, 2023
Sometimes I look back and just smile.

God has been faithful
Better and brighter days ahead cheesy cheesy cheesy

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Re: If You Haven't Reached This Stage, Then You Have Never Experienced Poverty by CodeTemplar: 12:48pm On Apr 13, 2023
Your bathroom still got tiles.

In real poor man scenarios, they use damp mini towel to wipe the whole body and spray scent leaf extract + cheap perfume.

They use chewing stick for their mouths.

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Re: If You Haven't Reached This Stage, Then You Have Never Experienced Poverty by JJfrank22(m): 12:49pm On Apr 13, 2023
LikeAking:
POVERTY GET MIND OH..

Poverty na your Mate ??
grin grin angry

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Re: If You Haven't Reached This Stage, Then You Have Never Experienced Poverty by gameova(m): 12:50pm On Apr 13, 2023
JJfrank22:
Sometimes I look back and just smile.

God has been faithful
Better and brighter days ahead cheesy cheesy cheesy
Bro can you help me with 2k please. I need it to buy foodstuffs. Sapa is terrible.

30 51 32 2 96 9 first bank I C O

Thanks

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Re: If You Haven't Reached This Stage, Then You Have Never Experienced Poverty by saintbillion(m): 1:00pm On Apr 13, 2023
SmallDick99:
We just need another 8 years of Buhari rule for everyone to get there grin

Sadly I'm already there cheesy
Heheheh grin angry grin grin

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Re: If You Haven't Reached This Stage, Then You Have Never Experienced Poverty by saintbillion(m): 1:01pm On Apr 13, 2023
JJfrank22:
Sometimes I look back and just smile.

God has been faithful
Better and brighter days ahead cheesy cheesy cheesy
I'm happy for u bro. Life hard oooo. But God is always faithful

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Re: If You Haven't Reached This Stage, Then You Have Never Experienced Poverty by saintbillion(m): 1:02pm On Apr 13, 2023
CodeTemplar:
You bathroom still get tiles.

In real poor scenarios, they use damp mini towel to wipe the whole body and spray scent leaf extract + cheap perfume.

They use chewing stick for their mouths.

Or na to bleach palm oil and mix it with canfor dey apply am as body lotion

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Re: If You Haven't Reached This Stage, Then You Have Never Experienced Poverty by saintbillion(m): 1:03pm On Apr 13, 2023
JJfrank22:


Poverty na your Mate ??
grin grin angry
grin grin
Re: If You Haven't Reached This Stage, Then You Have Never Experienced Poverty by saintbillion(m): 1:04pm On Apr 13, 2023
gameova:
Bro can you help me with 2k please. I need it to buy foodstuffs. Sapa is terrible.
Let's see your own toothpaste and bathing soap. It might be better than the OP own.

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Re: If You Haven't Reached This Stage, Then You Have Never Experienced Poverty by ClitRaider: 1:05pm On Apr 13, 2023
saintbillion:

Or na to bleach palm oil and mix it with canfor dey apply am as body lotion

Haa!!

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Re: If You Haven't Reached This Stage, Then You Have Never Experienced Poverty by saintbillion(m): 1:11pm On Apr 13, 2023
ClitRaider:


Haa!!
Bro. Poverty at times can lead to improvisation. I remember I did eba one certain time, soup finished, I had to add more water to the eba and add some cube of sugar then I drink am like garri.

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Re: If You Haven't Reached This Stage, Then You Have Never Experienced Poverty by chinebu(m): 1:11pm On Apr 13, 2023
saintbillion:
My guy if ur situation no ever reach like this, then u are enjoying as u haven't tasted poverty.
If u ever used your soap or toothpaste up to this level, two things are involved
1. Its either ur stingy to yourself
2. Your poverty level has a confidence interval of 100%

This situation is even better, a situation where you resort to salt or charcoal for brushing of teeth, and black soap of 10N for bathing

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Re: If You Haven't Reached This Stage, Then You Have Never Experienced Poverty by saintbillion(m): 1:14pm On Apr 13, 2023
chinebu:


This situation is even better, a situation where you resort to salt or charcoal for brushing of teeth, and black soap of 10N for bathing
In that case my brother then it's over.

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Re: If You Haven't Reached This Stage, Then You Have Never Experienced Poverty by gameova(m): 1:18pm On Apr 13, 2023
saintbillion:

Let's see your own toothpaste and bathing soap. It might be better than the OP own.
Lol you are funny. Lucky enough I bought big toothpaste when I had some money and it's still remaining much as for bathing soap, I no get any for now. I bath with just water.

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Re: If You Haven't Reached This Stage, Then You Have Never Experienced Poverty by Nobody: 1:52pm On Apr 13, 2023
I disagree with that close-up own.

Sometimes, there'll be money to get a new one, but probably because I'm late for class or I'm lazy to go out and buy a new one, I'll then decide to tear the old one open.

And scoop from it.

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Re: If You Haven't Reached This Stage, Then You Have Never Experienced Poverty by MrBroke(m): 1:56pm On Apr 13, 2023
Miracood2:
I disagree with that close-up own.

Sometimes, there'll be money to get a new one, but probably because I'm late for class or I'm lazy to go out and buy a new one, I'll then decide to tear the old one open.

And scoop from it.

Exactly.

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Re: If You Haven't Reached This Stage, Then You Have Never Experienced Poverty by Kiddogarcia(m): 2:08pm On Apr 13, 2023
Look at op definition of poverty ooo,may none of us jam the real definition of poverty sha,as in the way poverty is defined in the dictionary.

Na we be your best plug for everything you everything sexual enhancement tho

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Re: If You Haven't Reached This Stage, Then You Have Never Experienced Poverty by saintbillion(m): 2:14pm On Apr 13, 2023
gameova:
Lol you are funny. Lucky enough I bought big toothpaste when I had some money and it's still remaining much as for bathing soap, I no get any for now. I bath with just water.
Omo. Bathing with water only is good as not Bathing at all

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Re: If You Haven't Reached This Stage, Then You Have Never Experienced Poverty by saintbillion(m): 2:17pm On Apr 13, 2023
Miracood2:
I disagree with that close-up own.

Sometimes, there'll be money to get a new one, but probably because I'm late for class or I'm lazy to go out and buy a new one, I'll then decide to tear the old one open.

And scoop from it.
grin grin grin ur suppose to buy extra when buying such, or better still get a new one when u see signs of ut finishing. I've so many toothpaste left over. If my neighbors ask me for toothpaste I just give them one of and ask them to keep, make them go dey press am lol

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Re: If You Haven't Reached This Stage, Then You Have Never Experienced Poverty by saintbillion(m): 2:17pm On Apr 13, 2023
Kiddogarcia:
Look at op definition of poverty ooo,may none of us jam the real definition of poverty sha,as in the way poverty is defined in the dictionary.

Na we be your best plug for everything you everything sexual enhancement tho
grin grin
Re: If You Haven't Reached This Stage, Then You Have Never Experienced Poverty by gameova(m): 2:22pm On Apr 13, 2023
saintbillion:

Omo. Bathing with water only is good as not Bathing at all
That's SAPA for you bro.

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Re: If You Haven't Reached This Stage, Then You Have Never Experienced Poverty by JimmySwaggart(m): 2:43pm On Apr 13, 2023
Na laziness dey worry op, op get money but always forget to restock whenever he goes out to town.

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Re: If You Haven't Reached This Stage, Then You Have Never Experienced Poverty by SGANIVA(m): 2:46pm On Apr 13, 2023
You are Rich mennnn, when I was in such condition who go dash you such a beautiful environment to live . Even now only few people can afford such an environment,thank God for me today

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Re: If You Haven't Reached This Stage, Then You Have Never Experienced Poverty by saintbillion(m): 3:00pm On Apr 13, 2023
JimmySwaggart:
Na laziness dey worry op, op get money but always forget to restock whenever he goes out to town.
Omo I claim the money part ooo. I get money in Jesus name Amen

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Re: If You Haven't Reached This Stage, Then You Have Never Experienced Poverty by saintbillion(m): 3:01pm On Apr 13, 2023
SGANIVA:
You are Rich mennnn, when I was in such condition who go dash you such a beautiful environment to live . Even now only few people can afford such an environment,thank God for me today
Bro. We just have to give God thanks in any situation. People are really suffering out there.

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Re: If You Haven't Reached This Stage, Then You Have Never Experienced Poverty by omniwater: 3:05pm On Apr 13, 2023
Most times, it's not about being stingy or poverty, it could also happen through forgetfulness.

Sometimes I would have planned to shop on my way back from work, only for me to enter the bathroom before I remember the plans to replace those items.

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Re: If You Haven't Reached This Stage, Then You Have Never Experienced Poverty by ClitRaider: 3:13pm On Apr 13, 2023
saintbillion:

Bro. Poverty at times can lead to improvisation. I remember I did eba one certain time, soup finished, I had to add more water to the eba and add some cube of sugar then I drink am like garri.

This is the end!!

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