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So Sick (not Ne-yo) by dm(m): 8:15pm On Mar 02, 2006
So this guy is looking for some help at his
manufacturing plant so he puts an ad in the paper.
This guy shows up so he puts him to work and this
guy is a fantastic worker, never had anyone
better.

Monday rolls along and the guy gets a phone call
from his new employee "Can't come in today I'm
sick" So the guy figures what the hell.

Tuesday to Friday the new guys back and again a
fantastic job, couldn't be better. Monday rolls
along and the guy gets a phone call from his new
employee again "Can't come in today I'm sick" The
boss sighs but he's never had such a good employee
so what the hell. Tuesday to Friday the new guy's
just great, but again on Monday morning the boss
gets the phone call "Can't come in today I'm sick"

Tuesday the boss sits the new guy down. "So what's
up with this crap you keep pulling on Mondays? I
mean you're the best employee I've ever had and
I'd hate to let you go but what's up with this?"

"Well every Monday on my way to work I stop by
my sisters place just to see how she's doing and
well one thing leads to another and we end up
spending the rest of the day screwing our brains
out"

"Oh Christ that's disgusting!!!!!!"

"Hey I told you I was sick!"
Re: So Sick (not Ne-yo) by Free(f): 3:05am On Mar 03, 2006
lipsrsealed wink
Re: So Sick (not Ne-yo) by spikelord(m): 10:30am On Mar 10, 2006
Screwing their brains out??
Re: So Sick (not Ne-yo) by Ebano(m): 2:59am On Mar 17, 2006
lipsrsealed lipsrsealed
Re: So Sick (not Ne-yo) by loriann(f): 4:32pm On Mar 21, 2006
thats disgusting no doubt .
Re: So Sick (not Ne-yo) by NaijaSisi(f): 12:13pm On Sep 09, 2010
not funny just plain disgustingness
Re: So Sick (not Ne-yo) by StudioCFR(m): 12:26pm On Sep 09, 2010
Where is the joke?
Re: So Sick (not Ne-yo) by hectorswag(m): 12:27pm On Sep 09, 2010
@poster, u had me goin, but screwed the whole thing up at the conclusion tongue
Re: So Sick (not Ne-yo) by NaijaSisi(f): 12:29pm On Sep 09, 2010
ha i love how i always bring old topics back to life!  cheesy
topic was posted 4 years ago, then as soon as i comment evry1 else too come follow
men im too much! smiley
Re: So Sick (not Ne-yo) by StudioCFR(m): 12:29pm On Sep 09, 2010
He had u going where - yaba or bariga

U no even tell us sey na ka'kiri business u dey do
Re: So Sick (not Ne-yo) by StudioCFR(m): 12:35pm On Sep 09, 2010
Naija-sisi u dey talk like small pikin

U not even light skinned yet u dey claim u too much - for which ground?
Re: So Sick (not Ne-yo) by NaijaSisi(f): 12:40pm On Sep 09, 2010
dats because i am small pikin (at heart neway)
and wat do u mean am not light-skinned, wats dat got to do wit anytin,or r u mr corks brother?
Re: So Sick (not Ne-yo) by hectorswag(m): 12:44pm On Sep 09, 2010
naija sisi, wat a name undecided
Re: So Sick (not Ne-yo) by NaijaSisi(f): 12:49pm On Sep 09, 2010
eh hen wetin concern u 4 my name, shey na u give am to me or wat? mscheww, pointless comment angry
Re: So Sick (not Ne-yo) by hectorswag(m): 12:50pm On Sep 09, 2010
sad
Re: So Sick (not Ne-yo) by StudioCFR(m): 12:52pm On Sep 09, 2010
@Naija-sisi , Who's mr cork?
Your sugar daddy?
Re: So Sick (not Ne-yo) by NaijaSisi(f): 12:54pm On Sep 09, 2010
@studio no ur own
@hector wetin dey worry u, na wa for u o
Re: So Sick (not Ne-yo) by StudioCFR(m): 12:54pm On Sep 09, 2010
Naija-sisi pick the name from gutter
Re: So Sick (not Ne-yo) by NaijaSisi(f): 12:54pm On Sep 09, 2010
@studio no ur own
@hector wetin dey worry u, na wa for u o
Re: So Sick (not Ne-yo) by NaijaSisi(f): 12:56pm On Sep 09, 2010
@Studio which is where u've been livin all these days abi? kmt go and do sometin meaningful wit ur life jor, instead of disturbin me here
Re: So Sick (not Ne-yo) by StudioCFR(m): 12:57pm On Sep 09, 2010
Naija-sisi - i no be yo mate and na my lane i dey.

U just dey spit for my face as u dey try talk
Re: So Sick (not Ne-yo) by Kunbee: 11:23pm On Sep 09, 2010
This poster is so sick
Re: So Sick (not Ne-yo) by hectorswag(m): 12:14pm On Sep 10, 2010
undecided

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