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So Sick (not Ne-yo) by dm(m): 8:15pm On Mar 02, 2006 |
So this guy is looking for some help at his manufacturing plant so he puts an ad in the paper. This guy shows up so he puts him to work and this guy is a fantastic worker, never had anyone better. Monday rolls along and the guy gets a phone call from his new employee "Can't come in today I'm sick" So the guy figures what the hell. Tuesday to Friday the new guys back and again a fantastic job, couldn't be better. Monday rolls along and the guy gets a phone call from his new employee again "Can't come in today I'm sick" The boss sighs but he's never had such a good employee so what the hell. Tuesday to Friday the new guy's just great, but again on Monday morning the boss gets the phone call "Can't come in today I'm sick" Tuesday the boss sits the new guy down. "So what's up with this crap you keep pulling on Mondays? I mean you're the best employee I've ever had and I'd hate to let you go but what's up with this?" "Well every Monday on my way to work I stop by my sisters place just to see how she's doing and well one thing leads to another and we end up spending the rest of the day screwing our brains out" "Oh Christ that's disgusting!!!!!!" "Hey I told you I was sick!" |
Re: So Sick (not Ne-yo) by Free(f): 3:05am On Mar 03, 2006 |
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Re: So Sick (not Ne-yo) by spikelord(m): 10:30am On Mar 10, 2006 |
Screwing their brains out ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Re: So Sick (not Ne-yo) by Ebano(m): 2:59am On Mar 17, 2006 |
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Re: So Sick (not Ne-yo) by loriann(f): 4:32pm On Mar 21, 2006 |
thats disgusting no doubt . |
Re: So Sick (not Ne-yo) by NaijaSisi(f): 12:13pm On Sep 09, 2010 |
not funny just plain disgustingness |
Re: So Sick (not Ne-yo) by StudioCFR(m): 12:26pm On Sep 09, 2010 |
Where is the joke? |
Re: So Sick (not Ne-yo) by hectorswag(m): 12:27pm On Sep 09, 2010 |
@poster, u had me goin, but screwed the whole thing up at the conclusion ![]() |
Re: So Sick (not Ne-yo) by NaijaSisi(f): 12:29pm On Sep 09, 2010 |
ha i love how i always bring old topics back to life! ![]() topic was posted 4 years ago, then as soon as i comment evry1 else too come follow men im too much! ![]() |
Re: So Sick (not Ne-yo) by StudioCFR(m): 12:29pm On Sep 09, 2010 |
He had u going where - yaba or bariga ![]() U no even tell us sey na ka'kiri business u dey do |
Re: So Sick (not Ne-yo) by StudioCFR(m): 12:35pm On Sep 09, 2010 |
Naija-sisi u dey talk like small pikin U not even light skinned yet u dey claim u too much - for which ground? |
Re: So Sick (not Ne-yo) by NaijaSisi(f): 12:40pm On Sep 09, 2010 |
dats because i am small pikin (at heart neway) and wat do u mean am not light-skinned, wats dat got to do wit anytin,or r u mr corks brother? |
Re: So Sick (not Ne-yo) by hectorswag(m): 12:44pm On Sep 09, 2010 |
naija sisi, wat a name ![]() |
Re: So Sick (not Ne-yo) by NaijaSisi(f): 12:49pm On Sep 09, 2010 |
eh hen wetin concern u 4 my name, shey na u give am to me or wat? mscheww, pointless comment ![]() |
Re: So Sick (not Ne-yo) by hectorswag(m): 12:50pm On Sep 09, 2010 |
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Re: So Sick (not Ne-yo) by StudioCFR(m): 12:52pm On Sep 09, 2010 |
@Naija-sisi , Who's mr cork? Your sugar daddy? |
Re: So Sick (not Ne-yo) by NaijaSisi(f): 12:54pm On Sep 09, 2010 |
@studio no ur own @hector wetin dey worry u, na wa for u o |
Re: So Sick (not Ne-yo) by StudioCFR(m): 12:54pm On Sep 09, 2010 |
Naija-sisi pick the name from gutter |
Re: So Sick (not Ne-yo) by NaijaSisi(f): 12:54pm On Sep 09, 2010 |
@studio no ur own @hector wetin dey worry u, na wa for u o |
Re: So Sick (not Ne-yo) by NaijaSisi(f): 12:56pm On Sep 09, 2010 |
@Studio which is where u've been livin all these days abi? kmt go and do sometin meaningful wit ur life jor, instead of disturbin me here |
Re: So Sick (not Ne-yo) by StudioCFR(m): 12:57pm On Sep 09, 2010 |
Naija-sisi - i no be yo mate and na my lane i dey. U just dey spit for my face as u dey try talk |
Re: So Sick (not Ne-yo) by Kunbee: 11:23pm On Sep 09, 2010 |
This poster is so sick |
Re: So Sick (not Ne-yo) by hectorswag(m): 12:14pm On Sep 10, 2010 |
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