hardbody:


You are wrong bro. She is a full busted lady with great assnal. She is an amazon too..

Nah, I don't think so

If you know sniff that pant ..you are friendzoned

When you're looking for signs that you have been friendzoned, you have lost the game already.

It's less about her behavior towards you and more about the way you behave around her, which will consequently influence her behavior.

If you keep acting like the nice, always-there-for-you kind of guy, she'll continue seeing you as a friend and treat you, like one.

However, if you create the impression, that you have more important things to focus on, over her, it'll tickle her attention.

Invest less, in her emotionally so you can play the game, right with a clear head.

And of course, flirt masterfully, make her laugh and touch her subtly, to raise sexual tension.

Let her get used to your touches, to make it easy to advance to the "next level".

Stop being a friend, who sees her as the prize. Start being a man, who sees himself as the prize.

I'm just here for the comments

wizzprince:
Once you start looking for signs, bro forget it you have been friendzone

Like say girl never love you before

Exactly what I told my ex.
I don love before, and gurl don love me before.
I know how the fire feels.

If her love battery don die, that's her business.
I don't want subtle love...I want the wild fire feeling.

Love no mature or gentle.

hardbody:


You are wrong bro. She is a full busted lady with great assnal. She is an amazon too..

Leave them let them wallow in their confusion. I don’t know where they getting this from, they probably must not have known my old account rokiatu.

This is funny, a catfish account a man smh I ain’t so jobless to be using someone else’s picture or pretending to be a man, I have better things doing.

Fiscus105:
If girl friendzones you, take advantage of that to sleep with as many as possible of her friends and accomplices.

Though my message is for fully mature guy/man and not hopeless and frustrated beings.

You're a true comrade!

KillSars:
The goal is to lash dat cake wey she dey move upandan...
As friends wey u be, she fit dey call u ur name or nick, it's cool, If the werey come dey reason u about hin boyfriend mata, the zone has been initiated, u don't have to run, season go soon end, transfer window go open....anything wey wan come xup within that window, na u sabi, maybe u go boehly the window or u go bloom am... it's left for u

But there is a particular zone i will advice u not to find ursef, it's called the brotherzone...
If she calls u brother, murife......run.. some werey don dey rebrand am now, dem go call u cuzzo, bro.... just japa....

Friendzone is My Best Zone Just "With Benefits" it and You are Secured !

richard870:
I doubt this is a lady's profile, sounds more like a male

You just dey come Nairaland . She is an Ancestor on this Platform !

Scorror442:
When she constantly tells you about her boyfriend

Not just telling you but feels comfortable doing it and asking for your suggestions. Height of see finish.

When she takes you to visit her boyfriend. They'll hug, kiss in your presence.


You'll be looking like Dundee.

Na who get time for friend dey enter zone.
If I meet you today and I no lash you today or the next one week, I will simply conclude you are not for me. Very short story.
I gat no time to waste with any mumu girl wey go stress me when other fine ones dey for que dey wait

IgbosNIGHTMARE:
1)
When she's not a virgịn and she tells you no sëx before marriage, YET HER TOETOE CAN NEVER BE AT REST FOR ONE WEEK FROM SERVICING ONE GUY OR THE OTHER
Lesson: NEVER believe anything a whóre tells you about her sexuality. (Whórë= any girl with more than 2 bodycount).

2)
When she tells you her past doesn't matter...
Imagine someone that has lost count of her bodycount telling you that
You'll engage her and everywhere you go with her, SHE'LL MEET ONE DUDE SHE "USED" TO KNOW. She'll greet him and you fõõl will be shining teeth with her and the dude

3)
When she only calls you when she wants something or need a favour.

4)
When she adds no value to your life, yet you won't stop giving her your time, resources and time.

How does this trash answer the question?

How you take dey pass exams?

When she tells you about her boyfriend

CuteNbad:
How does this trash answer the question?

How you take dey pass exams?

Na noodles fool that box wey dey untop your neck

richard870:
I doubt this is a lady's profile, sounds more like a male

Rokiat is a full bloody woman. One of the oldest members on Nairaland.

Better to move on for another search than to keep fighting for what is not yours.

Reminderz:



People settle with you instead of choosing you..

NasoLifeBe!!!

Please explain this to me in details, all Ur write up are superb.

Banbulu:


Chai this nice guy of a tin is eating me up,, I blame my father he was a nice man wen he was alive, people ride on him, any time I tried to pull my self out the blood is there kip pulling me back.. Nice guy doesn't pay, I pray God will help me out on this situation... I have countless failed relationships because of Mr nice guy..

I get Agbo for u

who get time for any kind of zoning? friend zone say waitin happen...as a sharp Benin guy, we no de show up for where we no de run things...friends zone can only happen after much shining and we don move on to new deals...back in the days any way...now na Baba God, cash and family matter

richard870:
I doubt this is a lady's profile, sounds more like a male

Lol the person behind that moniker is a boy nah.

You thought the person is a lady?
Anyway there are many monikers here catfishing under the "F".
Mostly are teens though

A friend can actually be a husband in time.

It happens.

If she get matured enough to see that you can't do better for a life partner than a friend that gets you.
Some women eventually see it and grab the opportunity, but they are few.

I read the story from one yoruba lady on twitter of how she married her igbo male best friend after 5 years in the friendzone.

The guy was in the friendzone and she didn't even notice him until she did one day.

I was like damn, I can't spend that long in the friendzone.

But when I saw her qualifications and potentials, I knew what the guy saw in her.
A best graduating student in Nigeria, and on multiple scholarships to study in america.

She was worth waiting for.

When you say good morning to her on Whatsapp and she read and does not reply for many days

Edoziesmart:

Lol the person behind that moniker is a boy nah.

You thought the person is a lady?
Anyway there are many monikers here catfishing under the "F".
Mostly are teens though

Apt!

IgbosNIGHTMARE:

Na noodles *fool* that box wey dey untop your neck

* Full* you mean?

You really are a dummy.

CuteNbad:
* Full* you mean?

You really are a dummy.

Full is for someone with small substance ... Fool is for empty and unfortunately, you have nothing.

IgbosNIGHTMARE:

Full is for someone with small substance ... Fool is for empty and unfortunately, you have nothing.

You are really a dead man. Your thinking just gave you away.

I'm done reply someone dead. I don't commune with Dead Fools

CuteNbad:
You are really a dead man. Your thinking just gave you away.

I'm done reply someone dead. I don't commune with Dead Fools

Lol
See frustrated and decorated fõõl