"pastor,my dog is dead.could dere be a service for the poor creature?"pastor replied,"No,we cannot ve service for an animal in d church.But there is a new church down d road.maybe, dey will do sumting for d animal, the man answered"pastor,but do u tink they will accept a donation of us $25o,ooo in return for d burial service? Pastor exclaimed"sweet jesus!WHY didn't u tel me the dog was a Christain?"

Pastor ogboni. omo janba ni wo boy yi.


o ga fun e. rill ogboni ni e.

A man finally goes with his wife to church, after promising her for weeks that he'd go. Surprisingly, the man was so impressed with the preacher's sermon he stopped on the way out to shake his hand.

"Preacher, I'll tell you, that was a DAMN fine sermon."

The preacher says, "Why thank you sir, but we don't used profanity in the house of the Lord."

The man says, "But preacher, seriously, I'm not a religious man, but that was the best DAMNED sermon I ever heard."

The preacher says again, "Sir, while I appreciate what you're trying to say, I must be blunt: DO NOT use curse words in the Lord's house again."

The man says, "Well, anyway, I was so impressed with your sermon that I placed $5000 dollars in the collection plate".

"No excreta* shiiit?" says the Preacher.

*Language filter, ha!

Pastor AIO:

"pastor,my dog is dead.could dere be a service for the poor creature?"pastor replied,"No,we cannot ve service for an animal in d church.But there is a new church down d road.maybe, dey will do sumting for d animal, the man answered"pastor,but do u tink they will accept a donation of us $25o,ooo in return for d burial service? Pastor exclaimed"sweet jesus!WHY didn't u tel me the dog was a Christain?"

"I think, however, that there are two different items which are quite essential to anybody calling himself a Christian. The first is one of a "dogmatic" nature . . . ." Bertrand Russell.

A dyslexic insomniac agnostic lies awake at night wondering if there is a Dog!

What a daft article !!!

^^^ Well I suppose it does raise the question whether every dog can call himself a Christian; nevertheless we can choose to just see the funny side.

What a daft article !!!

daft indeed. cant u see the funny side. every dog has a price tag i presume?

^^


I am not in a funny mood today

u become highly charged and amusing when u battle your good friend lagos shia.
@attyms the 2 of u need to meet for battle , live. i will organise one for a fee.
frobel v lagos shia. venue to be arranged.
fee £25.00. me know take naira ohhh.

Wow !!!!!!

frosbel:

What a daft article !!!

What Article?

every dog has its day. the day of that poodle is day of its funeral.

it was a dog day afternoon.

or is it the day of the jekll

or is it the deer hunter.