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Your Mechanic Is Cooking A Lie To Tell You by Ekakamba: 6:42pm On May 01, 2023
I was in Apo earlier today to pick a parcel around Honda Arena, while waiting in my vehicle, I heard a loud noise. I quickly stop my car's engine and stepped outta my car due to curiosity, only to discover that the noise was from a Camry (pencil light or so) in the pool of its own black engine oil.

I heard some guys (prolly mechanics) saying 'e don knock'! I asked the first one, he stated the same thing, so also the second and the third.

The mechanic that was revving the car was inspecting the engine with his bloodshot eyes, he inspected the engine the second time and tears nearly dropped from his eyes.


At this moment, his colleagues were scolding him saying 'you dey fire car wey you no know how the engine dey'.

Wetin provoke me be say, the manchi colleagues come dey help am cook lies wey him go serve the owner hot hot, so that the blame go dey the owner head or him motor.

Make wuna no dey leave wuna car with mechanic oooo.


Finally. grin

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Re: Your Mechanic Is Cooking A Lie To Tell You by Ekakamba: 6:42pm On May 01, 2023
If your car fall into my description, you know how far.
Re: Your Mechanic Is Cooking A Lie To Tell You by id4sho(m): 7:07pm On May 01, 2023
That's how one mechanic knocked my guys Benz. Mechanic knelt down and was begging for mercy undecided
Re: Your Mechanic Is Cooking A Lie To Tell You by vastolord4(m): 7:14pm On May 01, 2023
Same thing happened to me mazda6 08..
Invited him to come check the sound of the engine.. he cranked up and instead of him to listen to the idling engine, he was just firing the tin. Next tin was an odd sound.. he said the chain had cut! But I knew he just blew my engine and the guy na my neighbours in-law.. just go me a toks engine. But after an engine change, some things just don't work as they used to
Re: Your Mechanic Is Cooking A Lie To Tell You by buygala(m): 7:49pm On May 01, 2023
One Saturday Morning, I took my car in for some detailing around Wuse.. Detailer say make I come back by 3pm, say the work plenty..E charge me 8k..i no argue

I told detailer that I never leave my car for any Auto Artisan.. That he shouldn't worry, I will sit and wait. ..say I no wan hear say anybody drive my car and tamper with am aside the detailing work wey carry me come.

One hour pass, na im I say make I find food chop for one Buka across the road.. Na so one babe call me ask me wia I dey.. I tell her..As she show, we chop finish for the Buka come enter Uber go Green Mind Hotel for Utako to collect one nak for the road.. One nak enter two, two nak enter 3.. Last last na past 5pm I return Wuse to pick my car from Oga Detailer..

Omo, as I start my moto, na im I see say Trip Meter don reset and the car radio don lock dey ask for code.. Na so e clear me say the weyrey detailer comot my battery use am dey start another vehicle...Na im I ask detailer wetin happen to my radio.. E begin swear with im ancestors say e no touch anything.. Na im I say I no go pay am until e talk wetin e do my battery, after I showed him how my odometer Trip A had reset to 0.0.. Na so detailer admit say e give one electrician my battery to start one car.. Long and short, he called someone to ask the price of unlocking the radio, na im the Pesin tell am 10k..na so I tell detailer make e no worry, say I go bear half the cost, as I go remove 5k of the unlock fee from the moni wey I suppose pay am.. I then sent him 3k out of his 8k detailing fee and drove out of the workshop..

Before I reach the next junction, I stopped and entered the radio code which I had since memorized after having the radio unlocked when I just got the vehicle. grin.. After a few hours, I called the detailer and sent him his 5k balance, warning him never to tamper with clients' vehicles outside the job he is given to do.

I sure say for next few months, that detailer will be very careful not to tamper with vehicles brought to him.. If you sabi Alfa Suraj wey dey do car detail for Wuse, help me greet am grin

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Re: Your Mechanic Is Cooking A Lie To Tell You by Ekakamba: 9:10pm On May 01, 2023
See experiences.
Omo, I hardly allow mechanics test drive my vehicle oo, majority of those guys are heartless.

Even the few ones wey I allow to test drive without me following them, my heart go dey beat.

I go alignment for one of my customer place, he finish am come say e wan test drive, he drive comot, come come back after 15mins or more.

As e enter e hole wan do second adjustment, me I start dey inspect my motor. I see one better dent below the rear door, I tell am make him comot for hole first, one important work dey.

He comot, I show am and tell am say I no dey gree lailai.

Him never see me provoke since the last 4years wey dem recommend am to me. Nicca quickly look for panel beater and painter. Na there there him fix that dent like say na back to factory mode.

I no wan know how much e cause am, I just warn am, paid him for his services and left.

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Re: Your Mechanic Is Cooking A Lie To Tell You by Ekakamba: 9:13pm On May 01, 2023
You lucky say him replace the engine.

There's the mechanic that crashed a customer's car, the customer arrested him and na the customer still dey carry food go give for for cell for more than 2 weeks.

Omo, the person have to release the mechanic las las.

vastolord4:
Same thing happened to me mazda6 08..
Invited him to come check the sound of the engine.. he cranked up and instead of him to listen to the idling engine, he was just firing the tin. Next tin was an odd sound.. he said the chain had cut! But I knew he just blew my engine and the guy na my neighbours in-law.. just go me a toks engine. But after an engine change, some things just don't work as they used to

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Re: Your Mechanic Is Cooking A Lie To Tell You by fineboynl(m): 9:06am On May 02, 2023
Lol. I took my car to car wash and the weyrey they ask for my key when i wan comot, he also said make he pack am well.

There is only one mechanic i can leave my car with. And even with him i de always track the car. Even at 11:30 PM he is still outside. In fact he has taking the car to far away place than i do. Just because na him I carry to buy the car and na him strengthen my hand for driving.

But he always use the car to carry women. Even to guesthouse. As i can see it from my tracker.

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Re: Your Mechanic Is Cooking A Lie To Tell You by RoadMozart(m): 10:11am On May 02, 2023
fineboynl:
Lol. I took my car to car wash and the weyrey they ask for my key when i wan comot, he also said make he pack am well.

There is only one mechanic i can leave my car with. And even with him i de always track the car. Even at 11:30 PM he is still outside. In fact he has taking the car to far away place than i do. Just because na him I carry to buy the car and na him strengthen my hand for driving.

But he always use the car to carry women. Even to guesthouse. As i can see it from my tracker.

You should caution him... Because he helped you to learn driving doesn't give him the liberty to use your car for just anything.

Make him No go commit with your car

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Re: Your Mechanic Is Cooking A Lie To Tell You by Ekakamba: 1:30pm On May 03, 2023
That mechanic don become family be that. grin

fineboynl:
Lol. I took my car to car wash and the weyrey they ask for my key when i wan comot, he also said make he pack am well.

There is only one mechanic i can leave my car with. And even with him i de always track the car. Even at 11:30 PM he is still outside. In fact he has taking the car to far away place than i do. Just because na him I carry to buy the car and na him strengthen my hand for driving.

But he always use the car to carry women. Even to guesthouse. As i can see it from my tracker.

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Re: Your Mechanic Is Cooking A Lie To Tell You by skywalker240(m): 4:51pm On May 04, 2023
buygala:
One Saturday Morning, I took my car in for some detailing around Wuse.. Detailer say make I come back by 3pm, say the work plenty..E charge me 8k..i no argue

I told detailer that I never leave my car for any Auto Artisan.. That he shouldn't worry, I will sit and wait. ..say I no wan hear say anybody drive my car and tamper with am aside the detailing work wey carry me come.

One hour pass, na im I say make I find food chop for one Buka across the road.. Na so one babe call me ask me wia I dey.. I tell her..As she show, we chop finish for the Buka come enter Uber go Green Mind Hotel for Utako to collect one nak for the road.. One nak enter two, two nak enter 3.. Last last na past 5pm I return Wuse to pick my car from Oga Detailer..

Omo, as I start my moto, na im I see say Trip Meter don reset and the car radio don lock dey ask for code.. Na so e clear me say the weyrey detailer comot my battery use am dey start another vehicle...Na im I ask detailer wetin happen to my radio.. E begin swear with im ancestors say e no touch anything.. Na im I say I no go pay am until e talk wetin e do my battery, after I showed him how my odometer Trip A had reset to 0.0.. Na so detailer admit say e give one electrician my battery to start one car.. Long and short, he called someone to ask the price of unlocking the radio, na im the Pesin tell am 10k..na so I tell detailer make e no worry, say I go bear half the cost, as I go remove 5k of the unlock fee from the moni wey I suppose pay am.. I then sent him 3k out of his 8k detailing fee and drove out of the workshop..

Before I reach the next junction, I stopped and entered the radio code which I had since memorized after having the radio unlocked when I just got the vehicle. grin.. After a few hours, I called the detailer and sent him his 5k balance, warning him never to tamper with clients' vehicles outside the job he is given to do.

I sure say for next few months, that detailer will be very careful not to tamper with vehicles brought to him.. If you sabi Alfa Suraj wey dey do car detail for Wuse, help me greet am grin
You see yourself?

See wetin woman been wan do you?

What if na something else worse wey you no know concern nko? undecided

Re: Your Mechanic Is Cooking A Lie To Tell You by Angrygoat: 5:24pm On May 04, 2023
Automanual. Better come here. Na gear with engine remain....

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Re: Your Mechanic Is Cooking A Lie To Tell You by buygala(m): 7:05pm On May 04, 2023
skywalker240:

You see yourself?

See wetin woman been wan do you?

What if na something else worse wey you no know concern nko? undecided

If na sontin worse happen wey e go inconvenience me to chest the gbege alone, I for carry police lock am until e replace wetin e spoil...if e still dey slack, I carry am go court, from where dem go move am to Kuje ASAP.

Abuja auto artisans are the worst kind.. Most of them na big billing dem sabi but dem no sabi work.. If pesin no follow dem with strong hand, dem go just spoil pesin life.. Moto wey Jos painter go do neat for 70k, Abuja painter go charge 150k come still do house painting for your car...

As na FCT, everybody just dey mad dey go
Re: Your Mechanic Is Cooking A Lie To Tell You by AutoManual: 4:14am On May 05, 2023
Angrygoat:
Automanual. Better come here. Na gear with engine remain....
guy take am easy na. why you de wish person bad.
Re: Your Mechanic Is Cooking A Lie To Tell You by skywalker240(m): 6:43am On May 05, 2023
buygala:


If na sontin worse happen wey e go inconvenience me to chest the gbege alone, I for carry police lock am until e replace wetin e spoil...if e still dey slack, I carry am go court, from where dem go move am to Kuje ASAP.

Abuja auto artisans are the worst kind.. Most of them na big billing dem sabi but dem no sabi work.. If pesin no follow dem with strong hand, dem go just spoil pesin life.. Moto wey Jos painter go do neat for 70k, Abuja painter go charge 150k come still do house painting for your car...

As na FCT, everybody just dey mad dey go
No be lie🤣🤣🤣

Re: Your Mechanic Is Cooking A Lie To Tell You by olumzzz(m): 7:35am On May 05, 2023
buygala:


If na sontin worse happen wey e go inconvenience me to chest the gbege alone, I for carry police lock am until e replace wetin e spoil...if e still dey slack, I carry am go court, from where dem go move am to Kuje ASAP.

Abuja auto artisans are the worst kind.. Most of them na big billing dem sabi but dem no sabi work.. If pesin no follow dem with strong hand, dem go just spoil pesin life.. Moto wey Jos painter go do neat for 70k, Abuja painter go charge 150k come still do house painting for your car...

As na FCT, everybody just dey mad dey go
Why don't you patronize kingreign instead, I heard he's very good and reliable.
Re: Your Mechanic Is Cooking A Lie To Tell You by buygala(m): 7:38am On May 05, 2023
olumzzz:

Why don't you patronize kingreign instead, I heard he's very good and reliable.

I will rather not comment on that Sir..

Let's just assume I will rather patronize other mechs who I can harass and intimidate grin


I dey take out my hot temper on my selected mechs wey I see say I fit cheat grin.. But Kingreign get body and small muscle.. So I dey avoid am make e no go beat me like thief if I start to dey show myself undecided
Re: Your Mechanic Is Cooking A Lie To Tell You by kingreign(m): 7:43am On May 05, 2023
olumzzz:

Why don't you patronize kingreign instead, I heard he's very good and reliable.

Me and oga Buygala go end our matter in fight because I go charge am leg and arm, e go threaten to sue me

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