Merch:
Notice how naija politicians children no dey ever fine

Una wey fine pass Saraki pikin, wey read book pass Saraki pikin, wey work in triple AAA companies pass Saraki pikin, wey marry n born pass Saraki pikin, wey bag LSE degree n Imperial College MBA pass Saraki pikin, bring una picture make pipu see.

Una wey no fit bring Tinubu pikin Folashade Iyaloja General Tinubu make we see weda she be miss world n wetin she don achieve for herself, just congratulate Saraki daughter wey pack brain for head n go una way o.

ukaface:

Calm down
Go check your BP
Before them insert picc for your hand too ooooo

give obi the advice ahead of may 29, Southeast psychiatric and hospitals should expect more patients post inauguration



you're just a celebrated iidiot seeking attention, I will give you the sad day you're craving for, just watch it

Adebowale89:




give obi the advice ahead of may 29, Southeast psychiatric and hospitals should expect more patients post inauguration



you're just a celebrated iidiot seeking attention, I will give you the sad day you're craving for, just watch it

Why is my statement paining you like this sef?

Oh, I’m celebrated? I didn’t know o
Who is celebrating me?
And I’m seeking attention? Really?? From who? You?? Who are you sir?

Hope you don’t see this rude, I’m only curious

ukaface:
Why is my statement paining you like this sef?
Oh, I’m celebrated? I didn’t know o Who is celebrating me? And I’m seeking attention? Really?? From who? You?? Who are you sir?
Hope you don’t see this rude, I’m only curious

go and eat Shit, I don't have toys to give to kid like you

Adebowale89:



go and eat Shit, I don't have toys to give to kid like you

Looool
Oya judge yourself, as ‘adult’ as you are you think people eat shit?? Ogaaaaaaa, ogaaaaaa no Dey reason like this.

He say ‘ I don’t have toys to give to kid like you’ loooooooooool
Wahala plenty for NL oooo
You know I’m a kid and you’re disturbing my mention. I no be GEn z o.

ukaface:

Looool
Oya judge yourself, as ‘adult’ as you are you think people eat shit?? Ogaaaaaaa, ogaaaaaa no Dey reason like this.

He say ‘ I don’t have toys to give to kid like you’ loooooooooool
Wahala plenty for NL oooo
You know I’m a kid and you’re disturbing my mention. I no be GEn z o.

ask your village people they'd

Adebowale89:



ask your village people they'd

Looool
‘Go and ask your grandfather’



Sir, Go and rest, eat and drink water
Life is not hard. Aje!
It’s early Saturday morning

ukaface:
Looool ‘Go and ask your grandfather’


Sir, Go and rest, eat and drink water Life is not hard. Aje! It’s early Saturday morning

fúck off