there is something spiritual when you get a fresh haircut

my hair and beards have been bushy for days and i noticed girls no longer flirt with me like before.
the girls i used to smash began to avoid me with style..always saying they are busy to meet
i wondered why do girls no longer find me attractive, i almost became sad

in the afternoon, i entered my guys shop and his neighbour has huge mirror outside for sale
as i use style check myself out for mirror, i was horrified
my beards were so bushy that it started forming small dada, i looked like a mad man
i shouted blood of jesus!! (i dont have mirror in my apartment) so i dont check myself out regularly.
i rushed to barbing salon, told the barber to use his skills and turn me from before to after

Long story short, after barbing i was looking like usher rnb star
omo as i look myself for mirror i fresh pass canada winter..
to make matters worse at the back of the salon na ashawo house, as i pass that place
see as girls just dey eye me dey look me like say i be brad pitt, ashawo leave work dey look me
ashawo dey look me dey salivate, free nacking sure for me..

make tomorrow reach first, i go unleash the dragon on those babes wey ghost me..
Their pussy go vibrate when they see this my new haircut
All thanks to my barber, with this fresh haircut , this weekend i go nack pussy tire

there's a way which seems right unto a man, but the end therein are the ways of ________

smh..

Reminderz:
there's a way which seems right unto a man, but the end therein are the ways of ________

smh..

Wotoporiously speaking

😂

Wotoporiously speaking

You don't mean it!! 🤓🤣😂✌️

SMH, stupid Post
What an unfortunate fellow!

Whatever that makes you happy bro.

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All this because of women...

Tomorrow una go say Nigerians woman na this ,na that.

She is ugly,she be idiot.

U see ur life?

U mean u had ur hair cut because of women.

Guy,u be dirty man. See hair cut wey we dey cut weekly, beards every two days. E reach ur turn,u turn to beauty contest.

I thought this was iamthebull

Na this Kain thing he dey talk : Ladies are rushing me because of my island shirt collection.

Carton man with zero PR knowledge.

sacajawea:
SMH, stupid Post
What an unfortunate fellow!

Shut up!!

Ashawo!

Lol, so u no gt mirror for house, u wan tel us sey all d busses wey u dey enter everyday u no dey use their side mirror, all d vehicles wey park for road u no dey look their glass, abi glass windows no dey ur area

Nice2023:
All this because of women...

Tomorrow una go say Nigerians woman na this ,na that.

She is ugly,she be idiot.

U see ur life?

U mean u had ur hair cut because of women.

Guy,u be dirty man. See hair cut wey we dey cut weekly, beards every two days. E reach ur turn,u turn to beauty contest.

lol, its as if d guy forgot his beards

Generalwoodz:
Whatever that makes you happy bro.

In other news: I'm looking for a LinkedIn account to buy. If you've got any available chat me here or Whatsapp zero 7 zero 3 6 196184

I have o

If you don’t have a mirror, you don’t have neighbors or probably a phone? Or you no dey see yourself for phone screen? Aside that sef, you no know how long you fit go without a shave and you no get comb too?
Low budget Lai Mohammed

TemihSmart:

I have o

Come WhatsApp

Yeye man.

All these seventeen year olds with their lie-lie stories.