The summary of what being a Muslim means:

Jami` at-Tirmidhi 1663
Narrated Al-Miqdam bin Ma'diykarib:
That the Messenger of Allah (ﷺ) said: "There are six things with Allah for the martyr. He is forgiven with the first flow of blood (he suffers), he is shown his place in Paradise, he is protected from punishment in the grave, secured from the greatest terror, the crown of dignity is placed upon his head - and its gems are better than the world and what is in it - he is married to seventy two wives along Al-Huril-'Ayn of Paradise , and he may intercede for seventy of his close relatives."
[Abu 'Eisa said:] This Hadith is Hasan Sahih.

Even Muhammad's followers were amazed about how they will manage to be having sex with 72 wives and as usual he gave them another fantasy 

Jami` at-Tirmidhi 2536
Anas narrated that the Prophet (s.a.w) said:
"The believer shall be given in paradise such and such strength in lintercourse ." it was said: "O Messenger of Allah! And will he able to do that?" He said: "He will be given the strength of a hundred."

No face front for this life...
Na uncle Mark(the very old and ugly waan) na it go jam you and religion..

Continue dey carry am for head..

No worry about your own salvation, dey Yarn nonsense talk for nairaland uppandan....

Stop typing trash, dude. Some of us know the Bible more than most of your pastors. Christianity can't stand scrutiny. As someone rightly said, you can't be Christian and intelligent at the same time.

Fisiryorh:
No face front for this life...
Na uncle Mark(the very old and ugly waan) na it go jam you and religion..

Continue dey carry am for head..

No worry about your own salvation, dey Yarn nonsense talk for nairaland uppandan....

Thank you! Is it your nonsense ?

FiftyFifty:
Stop typing trash, dude. Some of us know the Bible more than most of your pastors.

Clap for yourself!

Christianity can't stand scrutiny. As someone rightly said, you can't be Christian and intelligent at the same time.

Maybe you should tell us what you believe in so that we can use it to assess your level of intelligence!

How come everything in Islam resolves around sex?

FiftyFifty:
Stop typing trash, dude. Some of us know the Bible more than most of your pastors. Christianity can't stand scrutiny. As someone rightly said, you can't be Christian and intelligent at the same time.

Oya let's put it to the test! Those who think Christianity can't stand scrutiny only say so for lack of knowledge!

Is it true that Camel urine would cure all your diseases? Does Satan really enter your mouth when you yawn? As you sleep, Satan verily has his bed in your nostrils? No, don't feel insulted. It was Mohammed that said so!

FiftyFifty:
Stop typing trash, dude. Some of us know the Bible more than most of your pastors. Christianity can't stand scrutiny. As someone rightly said, you can't be Christian and intelligent at the same time.

If bible can't stand scrutiny then I don't know any religious that can even be brought for scrutiny.
Pls don't mention Qur'an, Monday is a serious day for me, I don't want to laff.

I've tested both atheist and Muslims on this forum. Dem chop dust.
U can try your luck.