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Re: Few Things You Need To Know About Women by shens2006(m): 6:55pm On Sep 08, 2007
cooooooool
Re: Few Things You Need To Know About Women by uspry1(f): 10:56pm On Sep 10, 2007
@sylvao2000

I read all things you claimed about women, in my opinion the way you describe women who are inexperienced, immature, materistic, wild girl, never been married before, never been in long-term serious committed relationship, and no sexual skills or low sex drive, too much clingy on girlfriends---not grow up be wisely, even not know how to take responsible themself---too much depend on men who have money.

Their mothers never discipline teaching all daugthers to gain the knowledge of sexual, housechores, and what men want for a wife when they turns 18 yr old.

Obviously you pick wrong woman u look for. What happen to Proverbs 31 you suppose to seek right wife?

Keep in your mind that I am American-born, not Nigeria!!! Two different cultures how women behave---but basically same relationship issues everywhere!! Same problems everywhere---no matter where you are from: US, UK, Africa, Australia, China, Japan, South America, goes on,
Re: Few Things You Need To Know About Women by PastorSly(m): 9:26am On Sep 11, 2007
this is for real the truth about ladies, make you none mind those girls against it.
Re: Few Things You Need To Know About Women by Nobody: 8:48pm On Sep 11, 2007
Honestly I don't know whymen seem to take pleasure in discussing the faults of women.If you no like them reach to fit bring all this plenty fault why you come dey pursue them? abi you no get girlfriend?
Re: Few Things You Need To Know About Women by sylvao2000(m): 7:08am On Sep 12, 2007
fellis:

Honestly I don't know whymen seem to take pleasure in discussing the faults of women.If you no like them reach to fit bring all this plenty fault why you come dey pursue them? abi you no get girlfriend?

Well l was just trying to be real about ladies or what do you think??, l love them girls expecially the rude ladies, Note l feel confortable studying who ladies are,
Re: Few Things You Need To Know About Women by Nellyon(f): 12:34pm On Feb 25, 2010
Aiight some of these are true to the bone.Some are just whack.
Re: Few Things You Need To Know About Women by Duniverse(m): 1:39pm On Feb 25, 2010
Is wat
Re: Few Things You Need To Know About Women by chinedumo(m): 1:47pm On Jul 08, 2010
@poster,
Iwant to comment on ur post that says that women need more blanket in bed.
A question plz,
if women get cold more than women why then do they wear skimpier cloths than men
or do u think that their coldness at bed is because of the cold they acquired during the day in skimpy clothes?
Re: Few Things You Need To Know About Women by Clintosman(m): 11:06am On Sep 11, 2014
sylvao2000: Hi guys see this

1. You'll probably never know how many guys she's slept with. The standard lie is five. Which really means about 12.

2. The minute she decides she’s even mildly interested in you, she starts making mental pictures of what your kids would look like and imagining her first name with your last.

3. Ugly girls like to hang out with pretty girls because it makes them feel like they're more attractive. Pretty girls hang out with ugly girls for the same reason.

4. She likes one of your friends. be sure of that guys and ready to Bleep him if possible smiley

5. Studies show women are more attracted to “macho” guys near ovulation. The rest of the month, they’re drawn to “good providers,” otherwise known as chumps.

6. Women appreciate a big penis, but having one doesn’t give you an excuse to suck at pre-intimacy

7. Girls don’t want to date doormats. So make her proud and refuse to give up bowling night with the guys.


8. Chicks aren’t afraid to get kinky; you just have to have the nerve to ask.

9. Any good woman will tell ya, honesty is not always the best policy.

10. Once in a while, let her pick the movie and don't complain about it. just say YES

11. All women think they’re smarter than their partners in some significant way.

12. Every woman is self-conscious about her ass. Tell her you love her ass and you’ll see it more often. for real guys.

13. Gain her trust when you’re out by calling her at 10 P.M. She’ll go to bed content you’re thinking of her, even if you’re slurping Jell-O shots off some skank’s cleavage

14. On a first date, women never order what they really want to eat. signs of respect l gues.

15. Girls will not sit on any toilet outside their own home or a five-star hotel. Everywhere else they’re hovering above the toilet in a squat.

16. The average woman owns eight bras and wears each one five times before washing.

17. Like you, girls hate nothing more than a clingy partner who needs them every eight seconds.

18. Women’s public bathrooms are about three times more disgusting than men’s. WHY ladies?

18. It never hurts to say you're sorry, even if you don't mean it.

19. Women want to talk dirty, but they’re afraid you won’t respect them in the morning. Reassure her that letting go in bed doesn’t make her less classy and she’ll probably go wild


20. Despite always complimenting another woman’s short haircut, she secretly celebrates having one less competitor, since men prefer long hair.


21. A woman might say she just wants sex, but sleep with her for a while and she’ll change her tune. “I’ve known so many women who think they can pull this off, but they always develop feelings for the guy

22. When a woman tells you her problems, she does not want you to offer solutions


23. The most painless way to end an argument: Let her win.


24. They can't live without tension. Every once in a while she's gonna pick a fight with you for no reason. Accept this as a running, inevitable theme and your relationship will make a lot more sense.

24. Kiss her before two dates have gone by or you’ll be “friended.”

25. Over the course of her life, a woman will use 10 men for every one she loves. If you lent her your car or helped her move and didn't get laid, you're one of the 10.

26. The average woman kisses 79 men before getting married.

27. Never trust the woman who gives you the best Mouth Action you’ve ever had.

28. What do women really want in bed? More blankets. They get colder than men.

29. A girl would prefer to get a N1000 gift from PARK $ SHOP . than a N5000 gift from YABA MARKET. Why? Because her friends will ask where she got it.

30. She still has all the love letters and cards from her past boyfriends

31. Never trust a girl who has no girlfriends. She doesn’t get along with other women because she’s either bat-shit crazy or just plain mean.

l better stop here before l make this post bored expecially for lazy readers Alot more about ladies may be next time sha grin grin
*copied and pasted successfully.*@sylvao No 3) hmmmm No 12) nawa o, i really hope it work o
Re: Few Things You Need To Know About Women by Nobody: 11:42am On Sep 11, 2014
@OP the last statement was untrue. Never trust a woman with no friends? Really I don't have any female friend because right now its inconvenient for me, everyone got they're own issues to deal with in life so I see this as an opinion not a fact. Actually most of your statements are opinions not facts because you haven't been with every woman to determine the post to be a fact. I must admit tho the post was the funniest I've seen thus far. Lol
Re: Few Things You Need To Know About Women by jefflittlecent(m): 6:13pm On Sep 11, 2014
nana: I don't belong to numbers 1,2,3,4,5,6,12,13(na yam),16,18(Say what?),19,21,22,24,25,26,29,30.
Hmm. . .for those that suck the whatever.Hmm. . .na wa o.
why is ur tail moving?
Re: Few Things You Need To Know About Women by happyjuliet(f): 6:20pm On Sep 11, 2014
Continue ur write up na [size=8pt][/size]
Re: Few Things You Need To Know About Women by dre11(m): 6:23pm On Sep 11, 2014
Nah who go dig this old thread as far back 2007angry

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