cito us:

[size=14pt]watched my buddies talking to ladies and it cracked me up cos it was way more than we need here.
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pendo89:

so how is the naija flow like? just curious

Arosa:

The Naija way goes like so; creep up to a lady you just met and tell her you love her too much, and that you want both of you to be boyfriend and girlfriend. If she says no, then you tell her you would buy her Black berry. 

pendo89:

Do they lack vitamins that bad? Have you tried the blue ones,grapes or apples? Must she eat the fruit you r offering t buy?
offer smthing better than fruit

lefulefu:

As if u no know wetin d bross mean .

Mrs, Chima:

Sad to say American women (mostly white) doesn't need much to be wooed. I don't see anything wrong with Na' girls reminding you of what you should be raised to do.

pendo89:

so how is the naija flow like? just curious

lefulefu:

You dont even need to woo a naija babe if u have the right amount of money.As long as they have the impression that u are loaded they will be jumping over you like rats left and right.Its only broke men who woo naija babes .

Lax75:

pendo-sweetest,

come here and park that sexy @ss of yours next to me so i can whisper some seductive dirty french verses into your earlo. you will leave that cowleg that you left me for.

i promise, peanut-butter-beauty.  

pendo89:

Do they lack vitamins that bad? Have you tried the blue ones,grapes or apples? Must she eat the fruit you r offering t buy?
offer smthing better than fruit

pendo89:

^^ not really i meant upgrade.

pendo89:

That is what guys like leflef need to whisper to them girls instead of talking cheap blueband and berries.
uv nver seen me so how?

Arosa:

Upgrade to what? 

Lax75:

pendo-cutie,

my woli told me that you stack black. told me every inch of you radiates sexy. he told me you put the remix in sexy. you are the chosen one, to bring this chosen lovechild with lax, alias wine-n-dine bobo.

dont fight it, it's destiny. i promise i would never infest your life with lies butter-beauty.

talk to me baby

pendo89:

From simple and cheap bb talk to seductive french verses!

pendo89:

That is what guys like leflef need to whisper to them girls instead of talking cheap blueband and berries.
How d u know if i got a cow,chicken,elephant or lion leg?

thnk u 4 the compliment. If men speak like that to ladies then all this bb fever will cool down.

pendo89:

^^This is where I humbly say 'it was nice talking to you' and humbly bow out.
Now you can go back to your favorite discussion of dissing your gals.
cheers.

Lax75:

Pendo-diamond,

You know all the OTHERS have one common problem. . .

They are NOT me.

Arosa:

No disrespect intended. 

pendo89:

Of course you are lax leg
This your woli is failing you miserably.
First they told you am stark dark,then he/shes been talking about a lovechild and destiny. Send woli to the wildenerss to go eat grasshoppers
oh boy ok lets not derail 4 op's sake

but the people you diss dont see the respect. I stopped trying to defend cz the mentality is deeply rooted in you guys and it will take a revolution to make you see them in another light.
I prefer positive thinking

Lax75:


You see, love all bottled up on the inside is as useless as money unspent sitting in a safe.

BABE!:

What exactly cracked you up? Expatiate pls.

pendo89:



[b]Romeo lax75[/b]nice one though

cito us:

From the post, if you read the line to the end you will understand what did crack me up. On a second though; what cracked me up was the amount of effort required to woo a lady in Naija as aginst here. Got it now?

BABE!:

Seen. I guess it's a culture thing.

Lax75:

Pendo-curvy

On the contrary, Lax is actually as shy as a dove. But its just that your presence wakes up a side of me I never knew existed when God created alias wine-n-dine.

U dig?

Mrs, Chima:

Sad to say[b] American women (mostly white) doesn't need much to be wooed[/b]. I don't see anything wrong with Na' girls reminding you of what you should be raised to do.