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Vd Chain by Nobody: 12:19pm On Sep 30, 2011
"Doc, I think my son has
VD," a patient told his urologist on the phone.
"The only woman he's screwed is our maid."
"Okay, don't be hard on him. He's just a kid," the
medic soothed. "Get him in here right away and I'll
take care of him."
"But I've been screwing the maid too, and I've got
the same symptoms he
has."
"Then you come in with him and I'll fix you both up," replied the doctor.

"Well," the man admitted,
"I think my wife has it too."
"Oh crap!" the physician
roared. "That means we've all got it!" shocked grin
Re: Vd Chain by jackpot(f): 12:55pm On Sep 30, 2011
*picks my briefcase and walks out of thread, disappointed* sad tongue
Re: Vd Chain by Ben13: 1:01pm On Sep 30, 2011
Lol @ "That means we've all got it!". . . Are doctors also promiscuous? grin grin
Re: Vd Chain by Nobody: 1:08pm On Sep 30, 2011
^^ Jxt the Urologists grin



A total naked woman rushed in a taxi. The taxi
driver been an Igbo man turned back and stared at her so keenly.
The woman asked the taxi driver, "Why are you
staring at me that way, haven't you ever seen a
naked woman?" The taxi driver replied, "No, I just
wonder where you have my money." grin


The teacher said to Ben10:
"Why are you in the floor?"
Ben10 said: "Because you
said we do this Math problem without Tables." grin
Re: Vd Chain by Ben13: 4:15pm On Sep 30, 2011
Lol seen the former before. . still funny tho wink

Aaaaaah!! Which Ben10? angry grin
Re: Vd Chain by Nobody: 10:01pm On Sep 30, 2011
10-year-old Ben Tennyson who's an MOD! grin

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