Sense & nonsense of Goodnews Andrew Eruemuare (SPEAK UP): SPEAK UP 2864 - SPEAK UP 2914

Names of places in Portharcourt. Name just one.
SPEAK UP 2864

If tippers can go to car wash for proper washing, what's stopping you from washing your towel regularly?
SPEAK UP 2865

I am seeing you as my boss & you have the audacity to call me 'boss'? Please, stop it!
SPEAK UP 2866

You're broke & you're thinking of a second wife. Are you n.o.r.m.a.l at all?
SPEAK UP 2867

Some persons can be so pompous, which one is I have over 5 groups am managing on FB? We that have over 40 we manage, what are we going to say? Tueh.
SPEAK UP 2868

Don't give anybody that room to look down on you. Be bold enough to trash somethings.
SPEAK UP 2869

In the beginning, you opted out because you felt the organisation will not succeed. Now, you're coming back because the organisation now has a structure. You have been given the terms & conditions to be a member, you are there ranting. Food don done, na now you wan chop?
SPEAK UP 2870

PABLO will come online to make mouth after he has finished N50 groundnuts & N100 Garri.
SPEAK UP 2871

Those who tame bears, lions, tigers etc. are risk takers.
SPEAK UP 2872

Someone said 'forgiveness does not function in eternity'. If so, why do you pray for the dead?
SPEAK UP 2873

Name one business that don't make sales daily, but, when they make just one, 'Pepper go rest!'.
SPEAK UP 2874

Extremism in religion can make you see everything as 'Village People Syndrome'. Snap out of that.
SPEAK UP 2875

The opposite of SHUT UP is SPEAK UP. Cheers.
SPEAK UP 2876

Guy: Dear, what are you bringing to the table in this relationship?
Girl: Only my P*na.
Guy: Same here. I am bringing only my Pen*s. So that anytime we want it, we can have it. It will help me save my money a lot.
SPEAK UP 2877

Between a man and a woman, which is easier to get laid?
SPEAK UP 2878

Be the judge here:
A. Why would a normal person preferred manual transmission to an automatic car?
B. Why would a full grown man preferred a h*ok-up to a wife?
C. What on earth would make a reasonable girl preferred a dr*g add*ct to a man who doesn't smoke or drink?
SPEAK UP 2879

I was in a place & I noticed the level of lies was becoming too much. When it was my turn to talk, I told them 'There was this day a friend of mine loaded airtime of 5M naira!' everywhere was as calm as the graveyard. I walked out immediately. Una think say na only Una Sabi lie?
SPEAK UP 2880

You're a bachelor & you're campaigning polygamy. Wait till you get married Uncle.
SPEAK UP 2881

Please, if you are legally married, don't indulge yourself in some arguments with some single individuals.
SPEAK UP 2882

You don't engage people's posts. But, you make a minimum of 15 posts daily. Continue.
SPEAK UP 2883

S/he sees your nakedn*ss daily, but, you said your phone is your privacy. Una dey MENT.
SPEAK UP 2884

Keep your negative statements to yourself. As for me, I will prosper with my family.
SPEAK UP 2885

Be sincere in your judgement:
A. The gender that betrayed Jesus Christ of Nazareth.
B. The gender that killed the strongest Man, Sampson.
Which gender are you scared of the most?
SPEAK UP 2886

People will criticise your Literary works & you will abuse them & make them feel you're perfect with your creativity. Now, they have LEFT you behind.
SPEAK UP 2887

A master's degree holder is a gate man. He earns below 70K monthly. You said Nigeria is the best country in Africa.
SPEAK UP 2888

Between AY & BASKET MOUTH, who is funnier to you?
SPEAK UP 2889

Between Brainjotter & Sabinus, who is more hilarious to you?
SPEAK UP 2890

Between Daniel Regha & Honour Oriretan , who torments celebrities the most?
SPEAK UP 2891

If you used a mobile phone in your secondary school, you're one of the indomie generation.
SPEAK UP 2892

Whether they like you or not, when it's your time to BLOW, nothing shall stop you.
SPEAK UP 2893

As you are busy tarnishing the image of others, when God will tarnish yours, I hope you can withstand it?
SPEAK UP 2894

Anger brings out those hidden stuffs in people.
SPEAK UP 2895

In Nigeria, we work harder with peanuts as salary. In the UK, they work less harder, with huge money as pay.
SPEAK UP 2896

Keep bringing people down. KARMA is a b*tch. You cannot tell when it will F you up.
SPEAK UP 2897

In 2009/2010, I overlooked a lot of things on this meta space. These days, if you F up, You collect sharply.
SPEAK UP 2898

People have been surviving before you. Why do you feel if you leave they cannot survive?
SPEAK UP 2899

If men were God, we would be have been buying air for survival.
SPEAK UP 2900

Is any network provider in Nigeria more frustrating than Glo?
SPEAK UP 2901

Please, don't tear people down carelessly. You don't know tomorrow.
SPEAK UP 2902

Opportunity to help your own people you waste it & render the help to outsiders. Eye service happens more in the southern part of Nigeria.
SPEAK UP 2903

When your light is shinning, don't think those in darkness are lazy.
SPEAK UP 2904

If you cannot control your anger, I don't think you're better than an anim*l.
SPEAK UP 2905

Mind who you share your problems with. Only few individuals are concerned.
SPEAK UP 2906

A family member who spread your dirty linens in the public is worse than a known enemy.
SPEAK UP 2907

Just a week of settlement can make you forget the pains of 2 decades.
SPEAK UP 2908

Nigeria have everything to be a great nation. We are cursed with bad leaders.
SPEAK UP 2909

Some dreams require longer time & determination to actualise.
SPEAK UP 2910

On social media, we have too many assistant Jesus Christ.
SPEAK UP 2911

No government airline
Only private aircrafts
No functional government Refineries
Only private individuals are doing their very best to have functional Refineries.
What's the use of the federal government of Nigeria?
N139 billion na beans?
Thund*r fire you & your generati*n.
SPEAK UP 2912

If not that you're a fo*l, you should not be comparing a year old company with a 22years old company in terms of progress.
SPEAK UP 2913

Justice delayed is justice denied!
How long shall the masses wait for the leaders to turn a new leaf in Nigeria?
SPEAK UP 2914