hassan4:
No Hope. Hand over the babe to me cos you're gonna be blind already. Tough guy oshi...

You need her contact?

jojo1415:
Take kolos with SK....u wil be fine

Give it to Slawomir

Antell95:
Good evening Nairaland, i had a domestic accident and the left side of my face was badly bruised, but my main concern is the blood in my left eye, how do i get rid of it asap as its making me look like a cocaine sniffing drug lord? HELP!

Go Clinic or Pharmacy go complain Na, Abi You forget road to where pharmacy Dey for your area.
Something as serious as having blood in your eyes is what you are seeking advice here for like
say people wey full here carry PhD for medicine

EbiJUNIRO:
The clot will melt in a bit i think it's the pressure that caused it. Will take you more than two weeks I think. Don't put all kinds of stuff just because of cleaning it

I have not applied anything. its clearing.

make i no go apply Aba made eye drop come lose my eye

Antell95:
What caused the blood clot in my eye?

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Had an argument with a girl and she launched a slap then i tried to dodge which saw her hand smashing my left eye. As a very tough guy whose mum warned me never to lay hands on a woman for any reason, i kept my cool.

Now she is here begging me to forgive her

I don’t have a problem with you not hitting her back after she raised her damned hands on you but you will be a cursed bàstard if you let that bitch back into your life ever again mate.

maasoap:

This line sounds like what typical Obidient would use to describe Tinubu. Are you one of dem headless mobs coz I want say something to you?

Biko, i have no business with Nigerian politicians.. all i know is that a cocaine snifer's eye is always on RED

BrutusOj:
That's how she would have blinded you and you will cowardly come here to type with only one eye as a gentle man.

Hmmm,

So what would you have done if it were you?

Antell95:


You are trying to accuse me of mocking the President? and also begging on my thread. If i catch you for street eh

Lol.. u nor serious. If your eye is actually paining u, u for nor see wetin I write sef

Mpcoll001:
Oh!
Go to the hospital mate...

Thanks mater

id4sho:
Talk true, you were involved in boxing match

ode!

ronalmagic10:
Maybe you should ask pan.dora what he used cos a reliable source told me he had same condition immediately President Tinubu was announced as the President of the Federal Republic of Nigeria.

Please explain in lay man terms, who is pandora? is he a Doctor?

Lorddominic:


Ask drug Lord, Bulaba how he got rid of his own

Please who is Bulaba? a name of a Doctor or someone who got beaten by a lady like me?

Hopefully2023:
Just give it some time, it will surely clear off

Sure

Unperturbedpota:
Sorry to derail this thread o.
But pls who else thought the op wanted to talk about the jarule album when they read the title of the thread..

Same thought I had.
You be OG.

Antell95:


Thank you Doc. Are you in naija or you are writing from Japaland?

Lekki.

maasoap:

Cowardly? What if he had reacted in anger and found himself in bigger trouble? Violence doesn't solve every case

Tell am o, the girl in question na all this ajebutta wey be say small slap now fit put am for hospital and the papa na conel

maasoap:

Cowardly? What if he had reacted in anger and found himself in bigger trouble? Violence doesn't solve every case

My friend, if a lady slaps you, slap back. There's nothing like violence here. If you keep tolerating such bullshit it will keep happening, and you will end up losing your balls as a man.

HornyTave1:


Slap me and regret ever being born

African Arnold Scwazzeneger

Malawian:

A bitch hit you? and you didnt train her the way her dad failed to?

How do you think i should have reacted?

1- SLAP her back
2- Use belt
3- Both?

PS: Her Dad is a conel

Samantha124:
Did you really have a domestic accident or your wife is beating you up

Lol, i never get girlfriend talk-more of a wife

But how can a wife overpower a husband? cant be me.

fa4dmike:
Go and see a specialist asap. Or u add charcoal to ur eye. No do am till u confirm am oooo!!!!!!

She slapped your eye and you folded your arms like a SIMP , she will likely do it again , this time maybe you will need an eye patch like Ruger .

You think say Bible wen talk say , An eye for an eye no wise abi

FOOTSOLDIER2:


😂🤣

Is that your picture or this is a catfish account?

rainlover:


Your mom taught you to be a SIMP.

A lady a hit you first and you're saying u wouldn't retaliate for any reason.

Thank your stars she didn't blind your eyes

End!

Me wey be Regional controller of Redpillers, SS Zone.

End If;

Antell95:


How do you think i should have reacted?

1- SLAP her back
2- Use belt
3- Both?

PS: Her Dad is a conel

My friend slap her back.

Even if her father is a military general, did he teach her to go about slapping men?

Her father might even shake you for being a man.

You are just easily intimidated and timid, not that you are gentle.

If I was your father this is enough to disown you.

Weakling.

Antell95:
Good evening Nairaland, i had a domestic accident and the left side of my face was badly bruised, but my main concern is the blood in my left eye, how do i get rid of it asap as its making me look like a cocaine sniffing drug lord? HELP!

It will go, use gentamicin ear/eye drops

Pootle:


what led to the argument...give a comprehensive explanation before we can help you

hope you were not trying to fumble with her boobs

I am not a perv

If i need boobs to f$$ndle , i will call Michaelspresh, my wife to be

Komu1048:
Tough guy kee u there. Na weaklings like u dey give all this upcoming olosho moral

Hehehehe! With my 70kg muscles

MisterBanny:


Pls help with Two thousands pls. God bless

Ino

Revolution2022:
If na a random Girl slap you you for punch her like Mayweather.

How you take know

Emola12:
Find hypo and dry gin dey clean am every morning so far wey u believe say dis place nah hospital EWU

Ebola, abi Emola,, carry you disease comot for here