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How To Identify Ajekpako Guys by Emmy3(m): 2:21pm On Oct 02, 2011
If any guy exibit up to any four of the under listed characters,
na him be say them dey guilty of 9ja kpako.
Re: How To Identify Ajekpako Guys by lysaa(f): 2:25pm On Oct 02, 2011
Hmm?
Re: How To Identify Ajekpako Guys by Emmy3(m): 2:27pm On Oct 02, 2011

1) They spend much time in the Bath room and uncomfortable when drying their body in there.

2) They like to cram irrelevant facts like:
"50 Cents comment to JaRule"
and when they want to say these things, usually say it aloud.

3) They always check their airtime account balance swiftly after calls.
4) Their frequently dialled number is:
MTN> *556#
GLO> #124#
AIRTEL> *123#
ETI> *232#

5) They have favourite people they buy things from, the refer to them as
Custumers,
my paddy,
my guy,
my brother e.t.c. . . .

6) At the market,
They must ask of the price of other goods different 4rm the one want 2 buy.

7) When their friends,
get a new thing like a BB,
they must ask of the price
even when they know the standard price.
7+1) Them dey get pocket wallet where dem dey put their small money & ID card
9) for those on nairaland,
Dem go say my facts na lie. . .

. . . . . . .NOR DOUBT ME CUZ I BE ONE OF THEM. . . . . . . .
Re: How To Identify Ajekpako Guys by freecocoa(f): 8:29pm On Oct 02, 2011
Dat 1 dey.
Re: How To Identify Ajekpako Guys by bright007(f): 8:38pm On Oct 02, 2011
*correct guy*
Re: How To Identify Ajekpako Guys by EfemenaXY: 8:19pm On Oct 13, 2011
lol @ poster! grin
Re: How To Identify Ajekpako Guys by kemmeye: 9:15pm On Oct 13, 2011
lol hahahaha cant blive he just said he's one of them lol

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