No one can escape from death! Even some gods they die! Lol

Assuming say na Nigerian Christian now, she'll narrate how Angel Gabriel gave her the Bible and took her around somewhere so bright & White (never black)!

The Angels were even singing the Lord's prayer in Igbo and not Hebrew over there!

She got one more week bonus of life

A cat with nine lives.
Woman, you have fought a good fight.

May God rest your soul and console your son.

Death just needed a week to properly clarify before offing her permanently!

God don call am back

She will knock again

englishmart:
For example a Muslim man in Kano was pronounced deceased, and just when they were about to lower him into the grave he moves, the abokis around will hit him with a shovel. You can't stress us. You must die.

Do u know how funny that is? Lol

xynerise:
Death came back. Final Destination comes to mind

Swears!!!!!!!!

She tasted life and death then she finally choose one.

allen113:
R.i.p to her
At 82 she has tried.
Make mama go rest 🌹

Chai! Y'all should learn to read and comprehend before commenting. The 82 year lady is another case not Ms. Montoya who died at 76.

This our body eh... I first came across this while watching a episode of The Mentalist... The guy was already pronounced dead, but all of a sudden, his heart started again... I think the medical term given to it according to the movie is [/b]Lazarus syndrome[b]

Round one fight!

Madam Montoya: 1 - 0 :Death

Seven days Halftime coffin break

Round two fight!

Madam Montoya: 0 - Knockout, Fatality! :Death

End of the road!

Treadway:
Legend! Two funerals in one lifetime! You too much ma

What did I just read

D took her back to d same hospital

allen113:
R.i.p to her
At 82 she has tried.
Make mama go rest 🌹

read the story again. This time around, slowly

allen113:
R.i.p to her
At 82 she has tried.
Make mama go rest 🌹

76

allen113:
R.i.p to her
At 82 she has tried.
Make mama go rest 🌹

learn to read and assimilate

vastolord4:
Why did they take her back to the same hospital?

Exactly my point

allen113:


Apologies I didn't read through just rushed to comment. @76 is still not bad

This is the effect of eating raw agbado! Where did you see 82 years?

I guess she forgot something in the land of the living and only came back to pick it up 😂.. It's said though for the family. RIP

vastolord4:
Why did they take her back to the same hospital?

This is a very Smart question! The same hospital who certified her dead may want to sustain the narrative!

marlow1962:
Ok
As you celebrate, know this
Petrol is 600/700 per liter
Student loan is a trap
Light subsidy (hmm una nva see anything)
Bag of water is still 300h
Peak thin 500h
Bread 1k
Poverty 90% exchange rate
Basic living zero
Education zero
Job opportunities so help me lord
Food haha oyo

But asiwaju is working , okay na

Shut your trap up, you hopeless mumu. Would atiku or PO had turn this country into Mecca in days. You guys just come online to spill rubbish all in the name of politics. President tinubu is doing what a rational president would have done in light of what the country has turned into over the years and I hope he keeps that so that prosperity will judge him. I never supported him for the presidency,but then he's taking the right step in the right direction and hopefully he will deliver on his manifesto asap.

I wish she was able to describe what the afterlife looks like, before dying for the final time.

englishmart:
For example a Muslim man in Kano was pronounced deceased, and just when they were about to lower him into the grave he moves, the abokis around will hit him with a shovel. You can't stress us. You must die.

Did this really happen or you're just making an illustration??

marlow1962:
Ok
As you celebrate, know this
Petrol is 600/700 per liter
Student loan is a trap
Light subsidy (hmm una nva see anything)
Bag of water is still 300h
Peak thin 500h
Bread 1k
Poverty 90% exchange rate
Basic living zero
Education zero
Job opportunities so help me lord
Food haha oyo

But asiwaju is working , okay na

Your spelling is not working, oya na

marlow1962:
Ok
As you celebrate, know this
Petrol is 600/700 per liter
Student loan is a trap
Light subsidy (hmm una nva see anything)
Bag of water is still 300h
Peak thin 500h
Bread 1k
Poverty 90% exchange rate
Basic living zero
Education zero
Job opportunities so help me lord
Food haha oyo

But asiwaju is working , okay na

Just continue crying 😢 OK

A lot of the times na hospital dey kill people.

OGIBRA:
Angel of death just use that woman catch cruise jare

You dz children can play with anything. See you dragging an unusual blokkos 😂

Such cases abound. They die again less than one week after coming back to life. A relapse.

Naija pastors will jave use it to blow😂