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Never Attempt Anything Without Complete Information. by jaymoney1(m): 7:04am On Jul 04, 2023
An Aeroplane cleaner was cleaning the Pilot's cockpit when he saw a book titled, "HOW TO FLY AN AEROPLANE FOR BEGINNERS (Volume 1).

He opened the first (1st) page, which said: "To start the engine, press the red button...." He did so, and the airplane engine started....

He was happy and opened the next page...

"To get the aeroplane moving, press the blue button..."He did so, and the plane started moving at an amazing speed....

He wanted to fly, so he opened the third (3rd) page, which said: To let the aeroplane fly, please press the green button...

"He did so, and the plane started to fly.. He was excited..!!

After twenty (20) minutes of flying, he was satisfied and wanted to land, so he decided to go to the fourth (4th) page....

And....page four (4) says; "To know how to land an aeroplane, please purchase Volume 2 at the nearest bookshop!"

*Moral Lesson*

*Half education is not only dangerous but destructive!*

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