Act 1 scene 1

( The scene open with Tobi husband of Tolani preparing for work.)

Tobi: Babe I'm late for work.
Tolani: I'm coming darling, is your food I'm helping you to pack.
Tobi: okay, please hurry oo I'm getting late.
Tolanihurrying to the sitting room) Babe this
is your food, have a nice day at work( she kissed her husband and wave good bye).

( Tolani sat down on the chair and was dialing her friend number Bisola).
Tolani: my own friend, how you dear.
Bisola: my friend I'm good ooo.
Tolani: I just called to greet you ni jare.
Bisola: Thank you my friend, I actually wanted to call you today sef. Shola is getting married oo so we get owambe to go oo
Tolani: seriously? I don miss going to party oo, so how we go take buy clothe and how much is everything we are going to buy.
Bisola: I'm the one that's going to buy it and again the money is just one thundered and fifty thousand.
Tolani: okay will talk to my husband about it and get back to you.
Bisola: You and this your husband Sha hmmm I go love ooo ( laughing)
Tolani: Thank you ooo, you too go marry my friend you are not getting any younger.
Bisola: I'm not ready jare,I have heard you.
Tolani: okay good bye my friend.( She cut the phone and the stage blacks out).

Act 2 scene 2
(Mr tobi was horning at the gate of the house for like 2 minutes, Emeka rushes to open the gate).
Emeka: Oga welcome sir
Tobi: what took you so long to open the gate?.
Emeka: emmmm Oga I was in the toilet sir.
Tobi: Next time don't keep me waiting oo.
Emeka: yes sir,( collect the bag from tobi hand).
Tolani: ( stand up to greet her husband) Baby welcome, have your sit.
Tobi: my love how you doing.
Tolani: Baby I'm good, and you?
Tobi: just tired jare.
Tolani : okay let go upstairs and freshen up.

( They both stood up and went up, black out on stage).

Act 3 scene 3
( In the bedroom tobi and tolani were talking).
Tolani: darling emmmmmmm ( scratching her head).
Tobi: what's it, Cause if you want to ask for money that is how you behave.
Tolani: Baby so you know me this well( laughing).
Tobi: off course I know you, so how much?
Tolani: well is just Two hundred thousand.
Tobi: ahh that is too much oo, what did you need it for?
Tolani: my friend Bisola younger sister is getting married, so the money for clothe and the accessories I'm going to use.
Tobi: Even though, that is too much oo I can only see one hundred and fifty thousand to give you oo.
Tolani: Babe that is not the amount I need oo, help me look for the Two hundred thousand I ask .
Tobi: okay but you cannot see it now oo.
Tolani : okay have heard you, thank you my husband that is why I love.

Act 4 scene 4
( The scene open with Tolani and her maid).
Tolani: labake what time did you wake up today?.
Labake: ( not knowing what to say).emm ma emm I woke up around 5 am.
Tolani: hmmm Labake you are a liar, cause that was the time I woke up and I didn't see any traces of you.
Labake: I was praying in my room ma.
Tolani: Just keep lieing to yourself,one day is for the thief another day is for the owner.
Labake: I'm sorry ma.
Tolani: sorry for yourself, hope you have washed all the dirty clothes I ask you to wash?.
Labake: Yes ma .
Tolani: Go back inside.
( Labake rushed inside the house).

Tolani: ( Tolani is dressed and ready to go out, shouting labake name.) Labake come here.
Labake: maaaa , I'm already coming ma.
Tolani: I want to quickly go to my friend house, take care of the house.
Labake: okay ma.
( The stage blacks out).

Act 5 scene 5
( The scene opens with Emeka and Labake abusing each other.)
Emeka: labake you know say you no get sense, when I go chop morning food?.
Labake: You dey craz too, come chop me na I be food.
Emeka: No worry na shebi you think say you get sense, you know say your secret dey my hand.
Labake: which foolish secret dey your hand, ode.
Emeka: I go tell madam say you dey always do TikTok and use madam wig when she no dey around.
Labake: ( trying to be friends back with Emeka.) Emeka my friend sheybi na food you want? I go get am for you now.
Emeka: Now you just dey talk.
( Labake rushes inside to bring emeka food.)

Act 6 scene 6
( There was a knock on the door )
Bisola : who is that?.
Tolani: it is me tolani.
Bisola: ah my friend I dey come ooo( Bisola opens the door).
Tolani: (ore mi atata they both greeted each other.)
Bisola: have your sit my friend.
Tolani: Thank you.
Bisola: how's your husband, has he given you the money for the clothe.
Tolani: He said he will give me today when he comes back from work today , I will transfer it to you today sha.
Bisola: Okay oo, sorry I didn't offer you anything what will you like to drink and eat.
Tolani: Water is okay jare.
Bisola: Water kee? Let me bring juice oo.
Tolani: okay .
( They finished their discussion and tolani is ready to leave.)
Tolani: my friend I'm already going jare, my husband will soon come back from work.
Bisola: hmm I go love ooo.
Tolani: na you sabi oo.okay bye.
Bisola: ( sees here friend off).

( Tolani is at the gate horning, Emeka rushes to Open the gate.)
Tolani: where the hell were you that took you so long to open the gate.
Emeka: madam no vex I was in the toilet.
Tolani: no worry na you don dey chop too much na why.
Emeka: No be like that madam.
Tolani: Just shut up your stinking mouth.
( Tolani goes inside the house ).

Act 7 scene 7
( Tobi and tolani having an argument in the bedroom).
Tolani: You this man, don't try me in this house.
Tobi: Babe calm down now, isn't my fault they ask us to go home for a while they will call us back.
Tolani: So because they ask you to stay at home for a while, the money I asked for you will not give me abi?.
Tobi: All the money with me is Two hundred and fifty thousand, if I remove Two hundred thousand from it how are we going to survive in this house.
Tolani: I don't want to know, just give me the money I ask from you.
Tobi: Okay I will give you one hundred and fifty thousand, we are going to manage the remaining one hundred thousand.
Tolani: Now you are talking my love.
Tobi: ( Talking to himself). How are going to survive with one hundred thousand, God help me oo.

( Tobi shouting Emeka's name.)
Tobi: Emeka , emeka, emeka.
Emeka: sirrrrrrrrr, I'm coming sir
Tobi: what took you so long or you didn't want to answer me.
Emeka: Oga no be so , I was in the toilet.
Tobi: Na toilet you dey always dey, hmm emaka warn yourself.
Emeka: Oga no vex sir.
Tobi: ( Brings money out from his pocket) help me to go and buy groundnut and sugar.
Emeka: Oga why na ,food no dey house?.
Tobi: Are you mad? Will you go were I send you.
( Emeka rushes out).
Emeka: Oga this is it sir.
Tobi: Drop it on the table.
Emeka ( As he was going out, some money fell down from is pocket.)
Tobi: Emeka come back here, where did you see all this money.
Emeka: Oga emm emm, na one work wey I dey do .
Tobi. Which work is that, I want to do too.
Emeka: Oga you no fit do this kind work o.
Tobi: Tell me now or I will take you to the police station.
Emeka: Oga no vex oo( whispered something to Tobi ear )
( Light out).
Act 8 scene 8
( The scene opens with Emeka and tobi dressed in a fake Professor attair, some guests where there ).
Mr Ajediran: Call the professor out now, my daughter must not die oo.
Mrs Ajediran: Please call him out, my daughter is dying.
Emeka: Madam dem no dey shout for here, before the professor come out you must pay
Mr Ajediran: We are going to pay any amount, just let my daughter be fine.
Emeka: The Money is just Sixty thousand naira, Cash or Transfer?.
Mr Ajediran: Cash ( bring money out to give Emeka.)
Emeka: Now the professor will come out now.
( Professor comes out doing his dance and all ).
Professor: hmmmm this your daughter will stand up after the count of three, one, two,three.( The girl stood up and the parent thank the professor and went home.)

( After a while kemi came back to the professor and Emeka to collect her own share of the money.)
Kemi: Oya my own share, but you people dey act well oo.
Tobi: we must act well to collect money na.
Emeka: So your money na five Thousand naira.
Kemi: The money too small for that kind role wey I play na, make it Ten thousand naira.
Tobi: Manage Seven thousand naira.
Kemi No worry na, make una dey do am dey go.
Emeka: Carry yourself comot for here.
Kemi: You will see wetin I go do give una.
Tobi: She just dey make mouth.

Act 9 Scene 9

( The scene open with Tobi and Tolani).
Tobi: Babe take this money and get food stuffs for the house and buy whatever you like.
Tolani: Darling thank you oo, my one and only husband.
Tobi: You are not going to ask me where I got the money from?.
Tolani: Babe never mind as long as you are bringing home that what matters.
( Tolani went inside and tobi was soliloquizing, woman and money na 5&6.)
Tolani: labake,labake, Labake, this girl will see what I will do to her today.
Labake: maaaaaa, I'm coming ma.
Tolani: Kneel down there, so you like me shouting before you answer me abi?.
Labake: Is not like that ma, I'm sorry.
Tolani: Sorry for yourself,( tolani stood up and start beat labake still she fainted .)
Tolani: labake stand up or I will continue to beat you, are you deaf or what.( She moved close to labake asn saw she was not moving, she shouted and was shaking.)
Tolani: ( she picked her phone to call her friend Bisola) my friend I'm in trouble, labake is not breathing.
Bisola: Ahhhh What happened, I'm coming to your place.
Tolani: please be fast.
( After a while there was a knock at the door, Tolani shouted it is open.)
Bisola: What we are going to do is take her one professor have been hearing about that he wakes the dead.
Tolani: Oya help me carry are to the car.
( The both carry labake out, light out.)

Act 10 Scene 10
( The Scene Opens with Tolani and Bisola carrying labake inside the professor place.)
Emeka: ( Comes out of the room and saw Tolani immediately he put his head down and wanted to tell to I not to come outside that his wife is here,but it was too late.)
Tolani: Who is this that I'm seeing, Tobi and Emeka?
Tobi In shock) Tolani what are you doing here?
Tolani: I came to play ni since it playing ground.
Emeka: Madam no be labake be this? Wetin you do to her ( he got close to her and saw that she wasn't breathing). Ahhhh madam you don kill her.
Tobi: Tolani you killed her.
Tolani: I was just beating her and she fainted that was all.
( Before they all know it Two police officers were already there to take them all).
Police officer 1: You are under arrest for scamming , officer check the body that is down.
Police officer2: sir she no they breath again oo.
Police officer1: You are also under arrest for murder.
( They all left the stage and light out.)