ahnie:

I be barracks geh,I used solders collect my money.
I used some part of the money buy catfish cook,no time o

You tooooo Dey rake…

brain54:

You tooooo Dey rake…

If e reach your turn,make you dash them the money.as you dey pluckam from treetops.

ahnie:

If e reach your turn,make you dash them the money.as you dey pluckam from treetops.

Rake…

Warri slang for person wey get mouth and sabi hype!

mariahAngel:


Your "millionaire uncle" should get you a private tutor with the 25,000 instead.
"No ofeincse"

Kobojunkie:
You call what is written right there in scripture as heresy so that makes me wonder if you even understand what that reveals of your person. I am not the one who makes you feel what you claim. It seems you are rather repulsed by the very Truth of God, Jesus Christ is the thing.

You are irritated with the OP's silly attempt at being a comic. I assure you that is how irritating your heresy passed as gospel in the religious section feels.
@ The OP,
You are not cut out to be a comedian, it is not your calling!

mariahAngel:


Your "millionaire uncle" should get you a private tutor with the 25,000 instead.
"No ofeincse"

You very rudes you sabaculationista faragaralolopick rude thing..
See Yor head like a chickens..and then u complain u can't find mans on nairaland!!!!

Kobojunkie:
You call what is written right there in scripture as heresy so that makes me wonder if you even understand what that reveals of your person. I am not the one who makes you feel what you claim. It seems you are rather repulsed by the very Truth of God, Jesus Christ is the thing.

You are irritated with the OP's silly attempt at being a controversial
Ic. I assure you that is how irritating your heresy passed as gospel in the religious section feels.
@ the OP,
You are not cut out to be a comedian, it is not your calling!

confusedlady:

You are irritated with the OP's silly attempt at being a comic. I assure you that is how irritating your heresy passed as gospel in the religious section feels.
@ The OP,
You are not cut out to be a comedian, it is not your calling!

Irritated? I just didn't get the supposed humor behind the writing.

Like I already told you, the one who you regard as heretical is Jesus Christ. I simply post His own words, so take your issue up with Him and stop hiding behind these attacks on the messenger when the message is what you have real beaf with.

Kobojunkie:
Irritated? I just didn't get the supposed humor behind the writing.

Like I already told you, the one who you regard as heretical is Jesus Christ. I simply post His own words, so take your issue up with Him and stop hiding behind these attacks on the messenger when the message is what you have real beaf with.

You simply take the words of our lord Jesus and TWIST them to suit your heresy and blasphemy. You are NOT a Christian!!!

confusedlady:
■ You simply take the words of our lord Jesus and TWIST them to suit your heresy and blasphemy. You are NOT a Christian!!!

The sad thing about your kind is even when one posts directly from scripture for you to see, you continue to cry heresy. You cannot stand the words of Jesus Christ and instead of being honest with yourself about it, you think attacking the messenger gives you an upper hand when it instead reveals you for the hypocrite you are.

By the way, Jesus Christ is the one who called all those who reject His teachings opting instead for the interpretations of men -,- doctrines and traditions of men ---- hypocrites.

7 You are hypocrites! Isaiah was right when he spoke for God about you:
8 ‘These people honor me with their words, but I am not really important to them.
9 Their worship of me is worthless. The things they teach are only human rules.’” - Matthew 15 vs 7 - 9

...

6 Jesus answered, “You are all hypocrites. Isaiah was right when he wrote these words from God about you:‘These people honor me with their words, but I am not really important to them.
7 Their worship of me is worthless. The things they teach are only human rules.’
8 You have stopped following God’s commands, preferring instead the man-made rules you got from others.”
9 Then he said, “You show great skill in avoiding the commands of God so that you can follow your own teachings! - Mark 7 vs 6 - 9

You are right that I am not a Christian--- religion as Jesus Christ made clear in the passage above is the purview of hypocrites. I am instead a follower of Jesus Christ.

Kobojunkie:
The sad thing about your kind is even when one posts directly from scripture for you to see, you continue to cry heresy. You cannot stand the words of Jesus Christ and instead of being honest with yourself about it, you think attacking the messenger gives you an upper hand when it instead reveals you for the hypocrite you are.

By the way, Jesus Christ is the one who called all those who reject His teachings opting instead for the interpretations of men -,- doctrines and traditions of men ---- hypocrites.
...
You are right that I am not a Christian--- religion as Jesus Christ made clear in the passage above is the purview of hypocrites. I am instead a follower of Jesus Christ.

You are a twister of the words of our Lord. You can not be quoting Bible verses and twisting them to suit your evil heretical agenda.
I don't intend to derail this OP"s thread but be informed that in the religious section, you will not be allowed to get away with your agenda to mislead and indoctrinate young Christians with your vitriol.

confusedlady:
■ You are a twister of the words of our Lord. You can not be quoting Bible verses and twisting them to suit your evil heretical agenda.
I don't intend to derail this OP"s thread but be informed that in the religious section, you will not be allowed to get away with your agenda to mislead and indoctrinate young Christians with your vitriol.

Exactly what I said is what you have done here.

Kobojunkie:
Like I already told you, the one who you regard as heretical is Jesus Christ. I simply post His own words, so take your issue up with Him and stop hiding behind these attacks on the messenger when the message is what you have real beaf with.

It is almost as if you lot cannot help yourselves.