*Goes to get some clothes in boutique*
Me: Oga how much be this green polo?
Guy:15k boss
Me: No be all the polos I dey talk about, na just this one. This green one wey I dey touch.
Guy: *smiles*...Yes boss, na 15k. Everything don cost for 9ja now
Me: Omo!! so money wey I hold for two polo and one Jean, na price of one polo
Guy: Ahh, e cheap sef na
Me: and I like the polo ooo
Guy: You fit buy am, then gather more money come another day con buy other ones.
Me: Hmmm... omo if I buy this polo, na only once I go wear am for this life. On the day of rapture.
Guy: *laughs out loud*.. This man, you too funny.
Me: I dey tell you o..Dem no born me well to buy 15k polo con use am dey come Alaba everyday.
Guy: *laughs*
Me: Put am for nylon for me abeg
Guy: Boss boss...jeans nko?
Me: You wan dash me that one?
Guy: *laughs out loud*.. Take sir
Me: You don see 15k na, you don dey call me sir.
Guy: *still laughing*...no be like that oo, boss
Me: Oya na, we go see later....*collects the polo and goes home*
{Later that night}
Babe: Baby m, since I came to see you today, you've been dull somehow. How are you na? was work hectic today?
Me: *smiles and kisses her*... I'm fine my love..don't mind me jare, I'm okay
Babe: *kisses me on the chest and rests her head there*... My king
{The next morning}
Me: *wakes up*...Baby??
Babe: *comes out of the kitchen, wearing the green polo*... Heeyyy sleepy head, you're awake. I just finished frying plantain for us, should I bring your own here?
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If nah you wetin u go do?

Na to chop plantain na…

Come chop the real food join. Early morning chopping make brain die.

Abi What else?

brain54:
Na to chop plantain na…
Come chop the real food join. Early morning chopping make brain die.
Abi What else?

untop my 15k polo? Oga we die there o