so i go call police for police abi?

Rilwayne001:


When you’re eventually robbed, you still blame the Nigerian police

when I was robbed of my phone I never blame the police but I have been extorted for doing nothing almost 5 times by the police, if you be walka about or clubbing person then, you will understand ,imagine a landlady collected money from two different person for a self contained and we go report to police, police still threatened to lock us inside cell

Hmmmm, how will dey verify the authenticity of the caller? Have they also considered their logistics getting to the location? We don't even have a proper policy emergency call center setup that works, I don't see how this will work. Everybody wan embrace technology, technology simplifies a process already in play.

Otasikwe:
so shall it be throughout in your lifetime ameeeeeeeeeeeeeeen

illegal robbery operate with fear but the legalize one in uniform operate without fear , na both day and night,create choas in the country that resulted in end sars

naijapeepz:
If they quote amount they spent the n this App ehhnn, you no go download am.

b0rn2fuck:
I will rather pass through robbery scene than walk where Nigeria police gather

Let it be done unto you according to your words. Amen

And report to who. The police that we knew during the election, basically no different from hired thugs

CuriousCart:
This should be moved to the joke section.

Anyone who believes it's a welcomed development should wait until when they are in a critical situation and decide to make use of the app.

If that app gree load or open make I bend

I would rather fight it myself than depend on that so called app

Anyone who believes it's a welcomed development should wait until when they are in a critical situation and decide to make use of the app.

If that app gree load or open make I bend

I would rather fight it myself than depend on that so called app

gaby:
My guy Olu (on the red hat) company.

Nice one...

Congratulations.

Police go still say dem no get data to access app and respond to any emergency sha

Na Nigeria we dey..

Exactly...

Especially now wey fuel don cost..

Yeye people never fit handle website, na app dem go dey create....

No surprise say dem go record $50bn for creation of the app and annual $20bn for maintenance. Yet the app go be DOA.

Yeye dey smell

You’re a olodo and an old fool to still have faith in this shitty place

S1nce1975:
This is a welcome development

PUKE ON YOUR 🧠

This is just propaganda, it will hold no water. They are just want people to believe that they are serious and innovative, nothing good will come out of it. The app will experience so much glitches. So if robbery dey happen we go dey try log into an app to get police attention ba. Una dey play.

Three months now,I didn't talk,but this one shock me,
Me wey dey go to the police headquarter to report crime self,them no mind me neither u wey want tell them tru app,.

Amen to your generation, stop spewing thrash. Nigeria is failed and dead.

Oyira:


Let it be done unto you according to your words. Amen

I’ll scream they should break your coconut head mugu, police never do u something. Keep trusting this people mumu. Una wey still get hope or believe this country dem suppose break una neck join

Roger3D:
You're just running your mouth on the internet but in reality you will scream for police the day you get into trouble.

ChelseaArmy:


https://leadership.ng/police-unveil-emergency-app-to-tackle-crimes/

If the app can't expose Tinubu's Criminality then it is useless

Say na this app way be like ponzi scheme app...😂😂.. I no fit put my details make Dem no hack me

Hopefully there will be a channel to put once 🏧 card details in case they want to collect their bribe

Babzrockman:
New IGP showing levels.

indeed

U can report bribe and extortion there??

CuriousCart:
This should be moved to the joke section.

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

b0rn2fuck:
I will rather pass through robbery scene than walk where Nigeria police gather

Robbers are always sympathetic to one another.

ManirBK:
Mek I quickly report ipob members here in this forum because they are Lunatics and terrorist

Have you eaten corn todayplease do you seem very hungry

haslaw:



Robbers are always sympathetic to one another.

I cannot steal ordinary biro. Even if I Bleep my girlfriend, I pay to avoid story like he cheated on me

wen are u going to report the Oba of lagos that hauled palliatives

ManirBK:
Mek I quickly report ipob members here in this forum because they are Lunatics and terrorist

asari dokubo/bokoharam/bandit is a saint. Sentimental tribalistic Olodo

So app work faster than 112 or 911 now...isiright..
Anyway everyone wan cash out these days... If I no get that, I no go fit reach police asap.


Smh

[quote author=CuriousCart post=124658536]This should be moved to the joke section.[/quoti

It's already seated in comedy section.

CuriousCart:
This should be moved to the joke section.

It's already seated in the comedy section.

b0rn2fuck:
I will rather pass through robbery scene than walk where Nigeria police gather

Yes, every group always protects its own.