My neighbor child and her friend were playing her friend did something funny and my neighbor child corrected her
Her response was
you know am senseless I don't have sense 😂😂😂😂

When I bin dey stay for one room. This small uncle go sh*t for my new rug. The mom come pack am come dey use only water (without disinfectant or detergent) dey scrub am.

That singular act decoloured my rug and rigged me of my usual habit of seating at that spot to swallow my evening meal when I return from serving my uncle then.

The guy sh*t still come dey cry-scream as if person touch am. Old man wey still dey crawl. I for beat beat that boy if en mama no come in time.

My son of six years old told me to "learn how to respect my children". I asked him to teach me, he said don't be shouting on us and don't be flogging us.

The other one was 4 years then when his father asked him why he didn't eat the food I prepared? His response was that my food was tasteless and just spicy.

Lol.. there was a day I took my brother' ear piece my son saw me and started shouting 'she took your ear piece'I tried using my eyes to talk to him he said' momi shen oju simi' ..my brother was just laughing ..