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Latest On CBN, Sanusi And Islamic Banking by SouthEast1: 8:54pm On Oct 11, 2011
As the CBN governor  invents Islamic banking for Nigerians and the president of CAN also canvassed for Christian banking, I have also  invented Traditional Banking for Nigerians. It will be the simplest, yet most secured and less complicated way of trusting and keeping your money with us.



The name of the bank nationwide will be Okija Bank of Nigeria (OBN). Your money will be transferred spiritually to any destination of your choice (both home and abroad). OPC will be the chief security at all banks locations in southwest; Egbesu in the south south; MASSOB in the south east, and Boko Haram in the north.



There will be no need for ATM  as you can just sit in the comfort of your home and send or receive money by reciting specific incantations on a piece of red cloth stuffed  in a Cow horn.

The following documents will be required to start banking with us immediately:

·         The beards of a young mosquito.

·         The left last toe of a cockroach.

·         Three strains of lion’s hair.

·         A snake egg.

·         Five drums of palm oil.

·         Six yards of white cloth.

We also offer internet banking for our yahoo fans. For more inquiries, please visit www.okijabankng.com or call Ekwensu on 08032600000.



We promise to serve you better, even after your departure. Thank you for your patronage.



Regards……………

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