Me: Thanks for coming to this date with me.
Girl: oh, it's nothing. I also wanted to take a day off from work and also get to know you better....*sipsdrink*
Me: Yeah.. so tell me about yourself, what you like, what you love doing, your hobby..you know, everything about you. *smiles*
Girl: ookkaayyy *blushes*... Uhmm, first things first, I love food. You know, I'm a Sagittarius and we are foodies..
Me: Sagittarius?
Girl: Yeah, you know, zodiac signs. Mine is Sagittarius.
Me: oh, nice...I actually don't know mine, I'm not a fan of...
Girl: You're born in February 2nd right?... you're an Aquarius
Me: Aquarius?
Girl: yeah, you already told me your date of birth while we chatted online..so I checked if our zodiac signs were compatible before I accepted to go out with you, and yeah... I was pleased with the results, we're a match and I...
Me: I'm not really a fan of zod....
Girl: DON'T INTERRUPT ME WHEN I'M TALKING!!!!
Me:
Girl: *laughs*...I'm...I'm sorry, I'm so sorry...we Sagittarius, that's how we behave, I easily get angry but I'm working on it. .I assure you I am.
Me: errhh...n..no problem, it's fine. I understand.
{waiter brings meal to our table}
Waiter: Here's your meal, sir...this is yours, ma'am
Me: Thank you
Girl: I thought I said I don't like onions?
Waiter: oh oh. I'm sorry about this ma, let me qu....
Girl: OH PLEASE!!! LEAVE IT! JUST LEAVE IT ALONE!! GET OUT!!
Waiter: ma pl...
Girl: l said GET OUT!!!
Me: Hey, calm down. He's apologising alr....
Girl: I THOUGHT I TOLD YOU TO NEVER INTERRUPT ME!!!
Me:
*waiter leaves*
Girl: oh Jesus, Steve I'm so sorry. it's just that we Sagittarius tend to get angry more often and we hate being interrupted.
Me: it's okay, it's okay
Girl: Awwnnn...now I understand why they said our signs are compatible. You understand me effortlessly, you're a gem.
Me: *smiles in agony*
{The next day after the date, my phone rings}
Girl: Hello darling.
Me: Hey, watsup?
Girl: I'm good now that I heard your voice. can we meet up today?
Me: Yeah, uhmm about that, I don't think this can work.
Girl: what can't work?
Me: us...I mean, you're a really pretty and special lady and I'm just me. You deserve better, I can't give you that. You deserve someone better than I am.
Girl: no no no, Steve... you're perfect, it's you I want.
Me: no, you don't understand... I like you, I really do...but I don't want you. I don't want to sta..
Girl: I knew this would happen!
Me: ehn?
Girl: That's how you Aquarius people are. You're a cheat, you aII are heartIess, l hate you! I PRAY YOU MEET OTHER ZODlAC SlGNS THAT WlLL HURT YOU! YOU'LL MEET PISCES! TAURUS! GEMINI! CANCER!!!
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Me: chineke nna

Nah that cancer wey go choke u
idiat!!!!

Bro...you went through a lot 🤭😆