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| Just You And I by Nobody: 4:46pm On Oct 13, 2011 |
Sam had been in the hectic newspaper business for twenty-five years when he decided that he was sick of the stress and quit his job. He bought 50 acres of land in the middle of Nowhere, Vermont. His place was so isolated that the postman came only once a week and he went to the grocery store only once a month. After six months of near total isolation, he hears a knock on the door. He opens the door and a big bearded Vermonter is standing there. He says, "Names Enoch. . .your neighbor from four miles over the ridge. Having a party Saturday, thought you'd like to come." "Great," replies Sam. "After six months of living like this I'm ready to meet some local folks. Thanks 4 inviting me." As Enoch is leaving, he stops. "Gotta warn you, though, there's gonna be some drinkin'." "Not a problem. After 25 years in the newspaper business, I can drink with the best of them." Again, as he starts to leave, Enoch stops. "More 'n likely gonna be some fightin', too." Tough crowd, Sam thinks to himself. "Well, I get along with people. Don't worry, I'll be there. Thanks again." Once again, Enoch turns from the door, "I've seen some wild sex at these parties, too." "Now that is not a problem," Sam says. "I've been up here all alone for six long months. I'll definitely be there. By the way, what should I wear?" Enoch stops in the doorway one last time and says. . . "Whatever you want. Just gonna be the 2 of us there."!   |
| Re: Just You And I by Dyt(f): 5:40pm On Oct 13, 2011 |
abt 2 chuckle |
| Re: Just You And I by Nobody: 5:49pm On Oct 13, 2011 |
Scratches her Ribs  |
| Re: Just You And I by Dyt(f): 5:52pm On Oct 13, 2011 |
laughin out loud he ehe he ehe ehe ehe leaf me o leaf me oooo |
| Re: Just You And I by Nobody: 6:03pm On Oct 13, 2011 |
Oya now i think say u no go respond to the Stimulus! -- Abi u be Witch |
| Re: Just You And I by 1aqad(m): 7:13pm On Oct 13, 2011 |
very funny |
| Re: Just You And I by Ajibel(m): 7:19pm On Oct 13, 2011 |
El and Bin |
| Re: Just You And I by EfemenaXY: 7:27pm On Oct 13, 2011 |
El 'n Jackpot |
| Re: Just You And I by kemmeye: 7:28pm On Oct 13, 2011 |
hahahahahahaha omgosh good 1 |
| Re: Just You And I by Nobody: 12:53am On Oct 14, 2011 |
Efemena_xy: Ajibel: Why pairing me with two Criminals?, i never said i wanted to repeat Jesus Calvary feat here na |
| Re: Just You And I by Ajibel(m): 1:08am On Oct 14, 2011 |
I was just trying to compare u both with the two characters in ur boring story. U are sam,bin is the other, they well fit in |
| Re: Just You And I by Nobody: 1:23am On Oct 14, 2011 |
Goodmorning Hater  |
| Re: Just You And I by Ajibel(m): 2:54am On Oct 14, 2011 |
Why arent u sleeping lover  |
| Re: Just You And I by Nobody: 7:34am On Oct 14, 2011 |
Good to note that proud Homos are now in Nigeria, hopefully GEJ will grant u guys amnesty! |
| Re: Just You And I by Ajibel(m): 8:42am On Oct 14, 2011 |
I çâll you lover, u tag me homo. Thunder dismantle ur axe! |
| Re: Just You And I by Nobody: 11:52am On Oct 14, 2011 |
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| Re: Just You And I by Ajibel(m): 11:57am On Oct 14, 2011 |
*Incantantions on El* |
| Re: Just You And I by Nobody: 12:05pm On Oct 14, 2011 |
You need T.b Joshua |
| Re: Just You And I by Ajibel(m): 12:26pm On Oct 14, 2011 |
The demons in me is greater than the demons in TV JOSHUA |
| Re: Just You And I by StudioCFR(m): 1:33pm On Oct 14, 2011 |
Ajibel: *Smiles* sips moet Hey bro, what does it feels like being the only Gayy Albino from Enugu State? I mean dis in a good way! |
| Re: Just You And I by Nobody: 1:34pm On Oct 14, 2011 |
^^ Lol Ask the Modafucker Bro |
| Re: Just You And I by Dabss(m): 2:14pm On Oct 14, 2011 |
Lol |
| Re: Just You And I by StudioCFR(m): 3:09pm On Oct 14, 2011 |
He don shy away from the question AJIBEL IS A GAYY ALBINO |
| Re: Just You And I by Ajibel(m): 2:04am On Oct 15, 2011 |
@Studio u think say i resemble u. Am black and proud and my face endowed. . . . Oshe!!!!!!!! |
| Re: Just You And I by StudioCFR(m): 9:39am On Oct 15, 2011 |
Picture Please ?Actually bro, u look like a gayy albino and i mean dis in a nice way just look at your long face cant u go for sugery? Abi u dont have Moiney? |
| Re: Just You And I by Ajibel(m): 11:03am On Oct 15, 2011 |
I am a tom-boy. My profile pix is my twin! I wont change. Go and meet the senators who are voting against same sex marriage to give u a fair hearing! |
| Re: Just You And I by StudioCFR(m): 12:07pm On Oct 15, 2011 |
Ajibole dont u understand simple english? My god! Why do u wanna use yo twin sis pic as a cover up? Abi u wan know if i go like her or not? If u not albino with a long face prove it with a pic of yourself and stop talking whats not bout me stop questioning my integrity/credibility. .the senators will dance to the music when the time comes. I promise. |
| Re: Just You And I by Ajibel(m): 12:38pm On Oct 15, 2011 |
Yessirra!!! I would upload my pix when manna begins to fall from heaven u are not qualified for my sis, rokiatu is waiting! yes am albino but not a wenGAY!!! |
| Re: Just You And I by Nobody: 12:45pm On Oct 15, 2011 |
Good to note that Homos are fighting for their Civil rights!  |
| Re: Just You And I by Ajibel(m): 1:02pm On Oct 15, 2011 |
Be my partner stud! |
| Re: Just You And I by EfemenaXY: 3:24pm On Oct 15, 2011 |
Shame on you El Na only you dey use your hand derail the one decent thread you manage create out of the heap of junk you've flooded nland with. Abeg Ben10 - come lock this thead, @poster has gone off-topic (again) |
| Re: Just You And I by Ajibel(m): 3:33pm On Oct 15, 2011 |
Efe what is ur own prob? |
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