Two young boys stole a bag of oranges from the village market and to avoid being caught, decided to go to the nearest cemetery to share the loot. To enter the cemetery however, they had to scale over a tall fence. In the process of doing so, two oranges fell out of the bag and were left behind by the fence. As the boys settled for business, a farmer who was returning from his farm overheard the following statement being made over and over again as he passed by the cemetery fence: “One for me - One for you” Not knowing exactly what to make of what could be going on in the cemetery that late in the evening, he immediately ran as fast as he could to the local priest. “Father James, come with me and witness God and Satan sharing corpses at the cemetery,” he blurted out. The priest did his best to calm him down as they both hurried towards the cemetery. They both stood by the fence while the voices continued: ”One for me - One for you” Suddenly they heard one of the voices say “Let’s get the two outside the fence” (meaning the oranges that fell out of the bag while they were scaling the fence) Thinking that the voices were referring to them, the farmer and the priest ran as fast as their feet could carry them with the priest’s shoes left behind so they would not be a hindrance!

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