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Oga N House Boi Palava! by fdigital(m): 1:44am On Oct 15, 2011 |
FLESHO is a sugaboi who always drinks his SugaboiZ's wine and puts water in the bottle to replace what he drank. @SLim was suspicious and decided to buy pastis ( a french wine that changes colour if you add water) FLESHO as usual, drank from the wine and topped it up with water. The pastis became milky immediately. He decided 2 hide in d kitchen. When SLIM came back and noticed d milky wine, he called his GF to cum & witness as he makes FLESHO confess to his 'evil' ways. "FLESHO", he called from the sitting room of sugaBoiz PLaza "Yes Oga". "Who drank my pastis?" No answer! SLIM asked again, still no answer; then he went to the kitchen to meet FLESHO: "Are you insane or what? I call you, you say yes oga, but when I ask you a question, you don't answer me. FLESHO now spoke; "When u're in the kitchen u don't understand anything at all, except ur name." SLIM looked at him angrily and shouted, "what kind of rubbish is dat, ?" FLESHO cut him short, "SLIM if u tink I'm lyin, go to d kitchen while I stand here with ur GF & ask u a question and see" SLIM accepted and went into the kitchen. FLESHO shouted: "SLIM"! He answered "yes ehe FLESHO" "Who goes into the maid's bedroom when ur GF is not there?" *No answer. FLESHO shouted again: "SLIM, I said who made the maid pregnant?" *No answer. Third time: "Boss, I said who gave Paulina belle?" SLIM,The boss runs back from the kitchen shouting: "Wonders shall never cease!, FLESHO it's true ooo, when one is in d kitchen, one does not hear anythin except his name ooo!" |
Re: Oga N House Boi Palava! by Ajibel(m): 1:53am On Oct 15, 2011 |
Jokes rating 2% there is room for improvement |
Re: Oga N House Boi Palava! by koolJ1(f): 7:37am On Oct 15, 2011 |
2%? Dats outrageously high! |
Re: Oga N House Boi Palava! by mikuz(m): 9:59am On Oct 15, 2011 |
@look j what do you know @op Hahahaha! Nice (worn)one!! |
Re: Oga N House Boi Palava! by fdigital(m): 11:37am On Oct 15, 2011 |
mikuz:don't mind em, they never took time to go 2ru the post, |
Re: Oga N House Boi Palava! by dani1luv: 12:05pm On Oct 15, 2011 |
Poster, to be sincere the first and 2nd paragraph putt me off, though i didnt read the joke, but u could better, thumbs up ![]() |
Re: Oga N House Boi Palava! by studyabfree: 1:04pm On Oct 16, 2011 |
kool J: See ya small mouth ;P Post ya own na ![]() |
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