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Oga N House Boi Palava! by fdigital(m): 1:44am On Oct 15, 2011
FLESHO is a sugaboi who always
drinks his SugaboiZ's wine and
puts water in the bottle to
replace what he drank.
@SLim was suspicious and
decided to buy pastis ( a french
wine that changes colour if you
add water)
FLESHO as usual, drank from the
wine and topped it up with
water. The pastis became milky
immediately. He decided 2 hide
in d kitchen. When SLIM came
back and noticed d milky wine,
he called his GF to cum & witness
as he makes FLESHO confess to
his 'evil' ways.
"FLESHO", he called from the
sitting room of sugaBoiz PLaza
"Yes Oga". "Who drank my
pastis?" No answer! SLIM asked
again, still no answer; then he
went to the kitchen to meet
FLESHO:
"Are you insane or what? I call
you, you say yes oga, but when I
ask you a question, you don't
answer me.
FLESHO now spoke; "When u're
in the kitchen u don't
understand anything at all,
except ur name." SLIM looked at
him angrily and shouted, "what
kind of rubbish is dat, ?" FLESHO
cut him short, "SLIM if u tink
I'm lyin, go to d kitchen while I
stand here with ur GF & ask u a
question and see" SLIM accepted
and went into the kitchen.
FLESHO shouted: "SLIM"! He
answered "yes ehe FLESHO"
"Who goes into the maid's
bedroom when ur GF is not
there?" *No answer. FLESHO
shouted again: "SLIM, I said who
made the maid pregnant?"
*No answer. Third time: "Boss, I
said who gave Paulina belle?"
SLIM,The boss runs back from
the kitchen shouting: "Wonders
shall never cease!, FLESHO it's
true ooo, when one is in d
kitchen, one does not hear
anythin except his name ooo!"
Re: Oga N House Boi Palava! by Ajibel(m): 1:53am On Oct 15, 2011
Jokes rating 2%


there is room for improvement
Re: Oga N House Boi Palava! by koolJ1(f): 7:37am On Oct 15, 2011
2%? Dats outrageously high!
Re: Oga N House Boi Palava! by mikuz(m): 9:59am On Oct 15, 2011
@look j what do you know
@op
Hahahaha! Nice (worn)one!!
Re: Oga N House Boi Palava! by fdigital(m): 11:37am On Oct 15, 2011
mikuz:

@look j what do you know
@op
Hahahaha! Nice (worn)one!!
don't mind em, they never took time to go 2ru the post,
Re: Oga N House Boi Palava! by dani1luv: 12:05pm On Oct 15, 2011
Poster, to be sincere the first and 2nd paragraph putt me off, though i didnt read the joke, but u could better, thumbs up wink
Re: Oga N House Boi Palava! by studyabfree: 1:04pm On Oct 16, 2011
kool J:

2%? Dats outrageously high!

See ya small mouth ;P Post ya own nacheesy

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