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The Flying Dog by dani1luv: 5:50am On Oct 15, 2011 |
A woman is out looking for a pet, and so she's trying the local pet shops. She walks into a small pet shop and explains her need to the attendant. He thinks for a moment and then says, "I've got just the thing for you madam. I'll just get him." With that, he disappears into the back of the shop, and returns a few seconds later with a cute little puppy. "This dog is a special dog," he tells her. "It is able to fly," he explains, and with that throws the dog into the air. It immediately begins to float gracefully around the shop. "There is one problem with him, however. Whenever you say 'my', he'll eat whatever you've mentioned. Watch. "My apple!" The lady watches in astonishment as the dog zooms over to the shop attendant and furiously devours an apple he has produced from his pocket. "He's cute, and so unusual. I'll take him," she says, and a few minutes later she is on her way back home with dog to show her husband. "Darling, look what a clever pet I bought today!" she exclaims when she gets back home. "He can fly!" The husband peers at the dog, and then remarks, "Fly eh? Ha! My foot!" |
Re: The Flying Dog by lwise(m): 12:23pm On Oct 16, 2011 |
You be confirmed mumu sorry nunu |
Re: The Flying Dog by jackpot(f): 12:50pm On Oct 16, 2011 |
I would wait till the OP completes the joke before I laugh ![]() ![]() |
Re: The Flying Dog by dani1luv: 3:32pm On Oct 16, 2011 |
lwise. . Tanks, but is dat all you could say? Kk @Jackpot |
Re: The Flying Dog by jackpot(f): 3:59pm On Oct 16, 2011 |
Boys from jokes are no longer smiling these days ![]() |
Re: The Flying Dog by Ajibel(m): 3:56am On Oct 17, 2011 |
Frowns! yeah my rating 1 star, for the joke! |
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