Sipho gets married and on his wedding night he calls his Father for some tips on what to do, since he has never been with a woman before.

"So what do I do first?"

His father: "Take her clothes off and lay her on the bed."

5 minutes later Sipho's on the phone again. "She's naked and in bed, what do I do now?"

His father can't believe what he is hearing, "Take your d*mn clothes off and get into bed with her."

After another 5 minutes poor Sipho is on the phone again.

"Dad, I'm naked and in bed with her, what do I do now?"

His dad's patience is now running thin so he says,

"Sh$t son, do I have to spell everything out for you? Just put the hardest thing on your body where she pees. Good night!!!"

Just when the old man starts snoring, His son is on the phone once again.

"Ok Dad, I have my head in the toilet bowl what do I do next?"

"DROWN YOURSELF YOU BLOODY IDIOT!"

That was nice girl!
You got me cracking up.
Poor Sipho, very very naive guy. He must have grown up as a recluse.

seun could u be kind and generous enough to teach this guy how to go abt it

am feeling very sorry for him already

clemcykul:

seun could u be kind and generous enough to teach this guy how to go about it

am feeling very sorry for him already

haba wat makes you think Seun can teach the guy, or you mean Seun is na expert for that area
i hope it will not be like this on our weding nite oh, as me and my man has never_ _ _ _ _ (Fill in the Gap)

this is too funny

has never seen each others banana and sharpner

clap for meeeeeeeeee!

In this modern days and time? This had better be a real joke otherwise ,

when i read this joke ^{its funny ooooo}

i remembered one person who behaves and might behave like this later

mongopark

This is what I call, 'The Guy is good, na mumu'

clemcykul:

seun could u be kind and generous enough to teach this guy how to go about it

am feeling very sorry for him already

cant u teach him?

mopegirl:

can't u teach him?

Ask him oh mopelola

hi,

Digital baby, ow do u know i am mopelola?

mopegirl:

hi,

Digital baby, ow do u know i am mopelola?

do you want me to include your surname?

na real virgin groom but can there be people like dat?

ce-yohn:

na real virgin groom but can there be people like that?

Yes ohhh ce-yohn, i think i shd just try few stuffs wit my man b4 ours turn out this way

guys make sure you practice so as not to disgrace yourselves on exam day

guys make sure you practice so as not to disgrace yourselves on exam day

@digital, yes i will be glad if u do that,

pls try it and pls holla me so that i will ref u and know maybe he is good or not

i dont wanna get involve 4 now but i know i can be a real champ on dat exam day.

how are we sure that u can be up to the task on that day?

mope,don't test ma skillz because i'm just like da volcano ready 2 xplode.please try not 2 hug that real animal.

haba what makes you think Seun can teach the guy, or you mean Seun is na expert for that area
i hope it will not be like this on our weding night oh, as me and my man has never_ _ _ _ _ (Fill in the Gap)

@Digital ; hmm so na who we go ask ? to be sure that u and your guy has never _ _ _ _ ?

@ben~jay
then u dont av ne prob. B4 ur wedn u kan come to "mig's skul skul of novice interrogation nd penetration"
2lecture nd u're an xpert!

Too real to be true.[color=#990000][/color]

such can not b youth of dis days.

Migines:

@ben~jay
then u don't av ne prob. B4 your wedn u kan come to "mig's skul skul of novice interrogation nd penetration"
2lecture nd u're an xpert!

haha expert, is it that simple

mellow:

Too real to be true.[color=#990000][/color]

you think