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"please Tell That To My Wife" by mikuz(m): 7:40pm On Oct 16, 2011
A couple went to an animal farm and the owner came to show them around, in the process they saw two cows mating and the wife asked the owner how many times the male(cow) mates with the female(cow) and he answered "several times."
She said "please tell that to my husband."
Then the husband asked "is it only one female cow it mates with?" the farmer replied "no." The husband said "please tell that
to my wife."
Re: "please Tell That To My Wife" by r231(m): 7:50pm On Oct 16, 2011
Lmao grin
Re: "please Tell That To My Wife" by bright007(f): 8:55pm On Oct 16, 2011
*as dry as å desert*as unfunny as having HIV*
Re: "please Tell That To My Wife" by mikuz(m): 9:46pm On Oct 16, 2011
Okay
Re: "please Tell That To My Wife" by StudioCFR(m): 1:56am On Oct 17, 2011
Seeing it before
Re: "please Tell That To My Wife" by Ajibel(m): 3:49am On Oct 17, 2011
A joke really huh
Re: "please Tell That To My Wife" by Flexzee: 4:31pm On Oct 17, 2011
una go eva appreciate . . . ? ? ? angry angry angry
Re: "please Tell That To My Wife" by eldav(m): 4:34pm On Oct 17, 2011
mehhhhhhhhhnnnnn. . .dry jokes efri where,na wetin.
Re: "please Tell That To My Wife" by mikuz(m): 4:48pm On Oct 17, 2011
@el-rape or whatever you call yourself, shut up jor! Must you tell us you have a brown teeth? It aint compulsory to talk here please esp if you're a useless person. You chop skunk?
Re: "please Tell That To My Wife" by eldav(m): 6:58pm On Oct 17, 2011
mumu. . . Abeg shift back,u dey spit on me. Yeah u were spewin sumtin B/4,jst go to ur pop man nd tell him dat. . .he will appreciate it better.One more thing c.ock wad,neva u fckin speak 2 me in dat manner again.
Re: "please Tell That To My Wife" by Ajibel(m): 7:57pm On Oct 17, 2011
Dani attention here. Dem are insulting each other
Re: "please Tell That To My Wife" by mikuz(m): 8:37am On Oct 18, 2011
^ lol
Re: "please Tell That To My Wife" by StudioCFR(m): 8:41am On Oct 18, 2011
;d ;d
Re: "please Tell That To My Wife" by Gbenge77(m): 6:24pm On Oct 21, 2011
Lol.
Re: "please Tell That To My Wife" by HornyJane(f): 9:36am On Oct 22, 2011
Looool Nice one poster grin
Re: "please Tell That To My Wife" by ARareGem(f): 12:19pm On Oct 22, 2011
* Breathes in, breathes out.*
Re: "please Tell That To My Wife" by Ajibel(m): 8:16pm On Oct 22, 2011
^^^^Forces CO2 into im nose
Re: "please Tell That To My Wife" by Onyeasi(m): 1:31am On Oct 23, 2011
Sorry did anyone see our house boy aka likech
Re: "please Tell That To My Wife" by Ajibel(m): 1:35am On Oct 23, 2011
^^^either he's on a temporary leave looking for my dry jokes or that his oga-master has grounded him to stay put in his toilet washing it everyday for the next 1 week

buh onyeosi,when were u released from nl jail or was it mental asylum u were confined to

no offence seriously!!!
Re: "please Tell That To My Wife" by ARareGem(f): 7:50am On Oct 23, 2011
Ajibel take yo time oh!
Re: "please Tell That To My Wife" by Ajibel(m): 8:44am On Oct 23, 2011
^^^^Lol
Re: "please Tell That To My Wife" by Onyeasi(m): 9:39am On Oct 23, 2011
Ajibel:


buh onyeosi,when were u released from nl jail or was it mental asylum u were confined to

no offence seriously!!!
K. I was jail for life in the prison of money(Pounds).
Re: "please Tell That To My Wife" by Ajibel(m): 10:32am On Oct 23, 2011
^^^^^. . . . .and u bought ur way out like ur thief brother ibori only to end up as a boiboi looking for solace on NL. .eeyah,well peepz here they luku for u

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