born2fuck:

Wow, Enough Joystick go don enter the toto because anytime I get drunk, I may end up with different women on bed cause I lose my senses

Nayah:

hi snthesis how are you

snthesis:

i'm cool, tanx for asking

and u?
do u drink?

Fellow Nairalanders I have been dating these girl for some times now, but all these days she has been lying to me that she don't take alcoholic drinks.
On several occasion in the process of chating with her friends they told me she drinks heavily but i refused to believed that because i have never seen her taking alcoholic drinks before. I just discovered yesterday night that she is heavily drunk and i can even perceive it my self.

"I have been dating these girl for some times now, but all these days she has been lying to me that she don't take alcoholic drinks."

"On several occasion in the process of chating with her friends they told me she drinks heavily but i refused to believed that because i have never seen her taking alcoholic drinks before."

"I just discovered yesterday night that she is heavily drunk and i can even perceive it my self."

JUSTME2SY:

@pkv (m)
Op make u tank God say no b syrup she dey sip sef, she myt b d wrong person bt d most important ting is she luvs u ryt and datz why u luv bak bak.bsides 4rm personal xperience i know women dat shak r xplosive in bed, dat matters 2 me.as per d lie lets just presume is situational



Chei, you children of nowdays, which one be syrup? Could it be worst than alchol?

My advise is you dont need much lesson here cos of your personal experiences with your dad,

a word is enough for the wise. After marriage, you are to start a happy & joyfull life, and not to lecture any drunkard on how to kick her bad habits.

Look for another lady you will equally like her. Dont imprison yourself with such sentiments, run away, i repeat run away

claremont:

I am attracted to ladies who drink, so long as they drink with me and we get drunk together. I have a soft spot for a good brew, hence like begets like!

All these naija babes sef!

I met one the other day who declined to even sip a glass of Heieneken on the grounds that she doesn't take alcohol. A week later, I ran into her on my way home from work and offered to drop her off since she was heading in my direction. [size=15pt]To my surprise, she was oozing of dry gin and this was just around 7:00 p.m. When I asked if she had been drinking, she only smiled and said the gum she was chewing had alcoholic flavour!!![/size]

[size=14pt]Cheeeeii!!! Naija Area!! Oyibo dey call this wan Quantum Improvisation!!! I don laugh yansh comot finish @ chewing gum with alcoholic flavour!!! [/size]