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Re: Kindly Drop A Joke On Mental Patients by Ben13: 1:51pm On Dec 22, 2011 |
''Okoro the house boy enters Madam's room without knocking. Madam: "Okoro, this is wrong, what if I am naked or dressing up." Okoro: "That one can never happen madam, before I enter, I always peep, if you're naked I'll go or just wait a little." ![]() ![]() |
Re: Kindly Drop A Joke On Mental Patients by Ben13: 1:52pm On Dec 22, 2011 |
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Re: Kindly Drop A Joke On Mental Patients by Ben13: 7:48pm On Jan 27, 2012 |
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Re: Kindly Drop A Joke On Mental Patients by ekeroyal(m): 9:29am On Jan 28, 2012 |
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Re: Kindly Drop A Joke On Mental Patients by ekeroyal(m): 9:33am On Jan 28, 2012 |
One from me, I guess it's a fund raising event for the mentally retarded we have here in NL, okie Asylum Three lunatics approach their Asylum doctor with a request for a weekend pass to the local city. "That's impossible says the doctor. You're all nuts. You'll get lost and never come back." But, the lunatics wouldn't relent until finally, exasperated, the doctor says "OK! If you can answer a simple question I'll sign the pass." He turns to the first lunatic and says "What's three times three?" The lunatic starts counting on his fingers "3, 7, 19, 38?. Is it 128?" The doctor shakes his head and turns to the next lunatic: "What's three times three?" The lunatic immediately shouts "WEDNESDAY!" The doctor, beginning to get disgusted turns to the last lunatic: What's three times three?" The lunatic thinks for a moment and then asks for a pencil and a piece of paper. That provided, she writes for some time furiously, and finally looks up and says "Nine." The doctor is amazed, but true to his word he begins filling out the pass. As he's writing he says "This is incredible, you've always been thoroughly insane. How'd you do it?" The lunatic responds, "Oh, it was easy I divided 128 by Wednesday!!!." |
Re: Kindly Drop A Joke On Mental Patients by Ben13: 5:03pm On May 10, 2012 |
hehe..Ekeroyal, nice. ![]() |
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