Crazy Jeans, T-shirt, footware, sun glass - one foot, then the other. Step by step I made my way to the ATM inside the Navy barracks closer to my neighborhood.

As expected, the queue at the ATM was longer than River Nile. This was during the pre-election cash scarcity.

Right in the queue, a rugged dude in my front started flirting with the lady in front of him. Of course I couldn't see her face and front view, but her back view was huge.

Infact, she has the kind of ass that can make an impotent man get erection.

Anyways...the guy started playfully flirting with her; making jokes here and there. At first, she seemed receptive to his flirting, but soon calamity struck.

The queue moved forward, but the lady was taking time to move with the queue... Then the guy jokingly said,

"Is the backside too heavy for you to move."

The big-ass lady who had be laughing with him earlier suddenly frown her face and said in a loud voice,

"what do you mean by my that ...What kind of nonsense talk is that?"

This caught almost everyone attention. Everyone was like, "wetin happen...wetin the guy do you"

I, who was standing behind the rugged guy, was just quietly observing.

She continued, "What nonsense is that... Just imagine this guy, telling me my backside is too heavy for me to move."

The rugged guy who was shocked by her suddenly change of attitude, started saying, "I'm just joking na."

"What kind of nonsense joke is that," she thundered at him.

Before you know one fully dressed uniformed Navy man walked to the scene immediately.

I wish I'm making this up.

The Soldier first ask the dude, "May I know you please...do you live in the barracks?" The soldier asked him the question while setting his hand like he was about to slap him.


"My my name is, my name name is is Michael..." The rugged dude stammered out of fear.

The soldier immediately gave him a thunderous slap on his face.

The moment the slap landed on his face...instantly the earth was without form and void, and darkness was upon the face of the earth.

It took the guy few minutes to recover from the shock of the slap.

Smh

I felt sad for the dude.

I have been asked a couple of times what I think about flirting. I get questions like, "Pukka, how do I flirt better with girls."

It surprises the guys when I say they shouldn't be flirting in the first place. When you flirt with a girl, It involves teasing, playful insult, funny remarks and playful compliments.

The problem with flirting with a girl is you don’t really know if she's really interested in you and you don't really know if she already has a man until after you've wasted your time and money on her or worse until after you've been giving a resounding slap by her furious NAVY boyfriend, fiance or husband.

Flirting with a girl is ok ONLY after you've confirm that she's interested in you. It can be good for spicing up your interactions with a girl that you are sure is interested in you.
Think of it: If she was attracted to in that rugged looking dude or at least somewhat interested, then telling her "Is the backside too heavy for you to move" won't cause much harm. She'll just laugh. But because she had no interest in him that was why she reacts poorly.

I see guys asking questions like, “what does she mean by WXYZ?" Or "why does she act hot today then act cold tomorrow?" Or "why did she say that…..is she into me or only trying to lead me on?”

Those kinds of confused questions are the result of flirting with a girl.




Flirting is for Women. Flirting is a feminine thing. Flirting is a tool women use to manipulate, deceive and lead men on for nothing.



As a guy, you should not flirt. You have to very INTENTIONAL in your interaction with girls. This makes it impossible for women to manipulate you.

If a woman isn't interested in you, then anything you do with her will lead nowhere.

In my book, I don't even encourage flirting. Instead, I show you how to quickly find out if she's interested in you so you won't waste your time and money. Once you confirm she's interested, then you can flirt if you want to.

The difference between flirting and harassment is looks. A good-looking guy would get away with pushing societal boundaries with his flirting with women. That being said, flirting is an art. There’s a time to be subtle and a time to be explicit.

This guy no get orientation. Probably the Navy officer is under rank because officer would not dare slap a civilian in public.

This story sweet me, especially the slap part.

I felt the slap from here😂

But make we talk true. Is the booty too big for that girl to move? 😂 It is just a simple question...

Soldiers and urge to feel big'' what is there to slap anybody, the guy was only joking and even apolosize to the said lady.
What the navy man did is a simple oppression..

As a guy, you should not flirt. You have to very INTENTIONAL in your interaction with girls. This makes it impossible for women to manipulate you.


Preach it pastor.
Simps won't still learn.

Beating your fellow man to impress a senseless lady, is that not some sort of SIMPle stupidity..
ORDINARY BOKO BOYS THEY CAN'T FIGHT...

Stawner16:
The difference between flirting and harassment is looks. A good-looking guy would get away with pushing societal boundaries with his flirting with women. That being said, flirting is an art, there’s a time to be subtle and a time to be explicit.

Flirting is an art.... confirmed!! I personally have used it since I'd known myself! Everything you said is correct... time and the subtility of flirting... to the approach of flirting, when doing it the object should go home wondering... "WHAT HAPPENED!!"

If this story is true, then that soldier is really da.ft ...

So there's a disagreement between two folks, rather than find out the cause and act accordingly, he just walks in and assaults somebody - just like that?! ...

Indeed most military personnels are no different from agberos on uniform ...

And what's worse is that the systems put in place have done nothing to weed out use.less folks like that soldier ...

Many soldiers are very daft especially the illiterates''' sometimes i wonder if they are earning any better cash... Abusing harmless people and feel big...

Fahvvy:
If this story is true, then that soldier is really da.ft ...

So there's a disagreement between two folks, rather than find out the cause and act accordingly, he just walks in and assaults somebody - just like that?! ...

Indeed most military personnels are no different from agberos on uniform ...

And what's worse is that the systems put in place have done nothing to weed out use.less folks like that soldier ...

D rugged dude shd have walked away when he realized that he had messed up and d girl was drawing negative attention towards him

So them tie am from slapping the mumu back? What was his offense to warrant that slap. Na so me and two of my baggar friends play two stupid airfoces men for Abuja that year still because of woman them want flex muscles not knowing say we Benin guys dey para naturally. We run enter them to our satisfaction before they later come use backup remove my guys parents make them produce us. We had to turn up and face the fvcking music but they themselves know say no be ordinary men them jam too... Nonsense uniform goats

God punish the navy soldier.
May he die a painful death.

Useless, illiterate, underpaid, uneducated oppressors.
Nonsense.