It has come to our notice that the Permanent Secretaries and Directors, and top-ranking officials in the various federal ministries and agencies and parastatals were issuing warning to their staff, and telling them to watch their backs well, because “The Obidients are now everywhere..”

Meanwhile,, what these top-ranking officials don't even know is that:
The Obidients are there with them in their meetings while they were issuing such warnings, and they don't even know who exactly the Obidients are...