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The Don by olawalebabs(m): 10:50am On Oct 18, 2011 |
A Mafia Godfather finds out that his bookkeeper, Enzo, has cheated him out of 10 million bucks, His bookkeeper is deaf. That was the reason he got the job in the first place. It was assumed that Enzo would hear nothing that he might have to testify about in court When the Godfather goes to confront Enzo about his missing $10 million, he takes along his lawyer who knows sign language. The Godfather tells the lawyer, "Ask him where the 10 million bucks is that he embezzled from me."The lawyer, using sign language, asks Enzo where the money is. Enzo signs back, "I don't know what you are talking about." The lawyer tells the Godfather, "He says he doesn't know what you are talking about." The Godfather pulls out a pistol, puts it to Enzo's temple and says, "Ask him again!" The lawyer signs to Enzo, "He'll kill you if you don't tell him, " Enzo signs back, "OK. You win! The money is in a brown briefcase, buried behind the shed in my cousin Bruno's backyard in Woodbridge !" The Godfather asks the lawyer, "What did he say?" The lawyer replies, " He says you don't have the balls to pull the trigger." |
Re: The Don by tijehi(f): 4:18pm On Oct 18, 2011 |
d lawyer na bigger thief, don kills the deafy, lawyer goes behind don to retrieve the loot. |
Re: The Don by olawalebabs(m): 4:28pm On Oct 18, 2011 |
that's the sense |
Re: The Don by koligs: 6:18pm On Oct 18, 2011 |
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Re: The Don by Ajibel(m): 6:57pm On Oct 18, 2011 |
*Still cant laff* jokes rating 8.3% |
Re: The Don by olawalebabs(m): 8:52pm On Nov 20, 2011 |
Ajibel, when the rating go reach 100% |
Re: The Don by Ajibel(m): 8:54pm On Nov 20, 2011 |
olawalebab: u dey dream? 100 wetin, my rating no go reach 50 cuz obviously no joke i've read is good enough to reach that mark |
Re: The Don by olawalebabs(m): 8:58pm On Nov 20, 2011 |
i trust you, abeg go sleeep |
Re: The Don by Ajibel(m): 9:00pm On Nov 20, 2011 |
olawalebab: you dey live for moon, its just 9pm, na u wey go go sleep |
Re: The Don by Nobody: 12:35pm On Nov 21, 2011 |
Hahahaha! Dis is cool ^_^ |
Re: The Don by bingbagbo(m): 1:14pm On Nov 21, 2011 |
joke is tooo long, just like op,s ddick! ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Re: The Don by olawalebabs(m): 2:53pm On Nov 21, 2011 |
Bin, I pray God'll forgive you for you know not. |
Re: The Don by ARareGem(f): 9:19pm On Nov 21, 2011 |
Nice. |
Re: The Don by sylve11: 3:30pm On Nov 22, 2011 |
nice joke ![]() ![]() |
Re: The Don by oderemo(m): 4:49pm On Nov 22, 2011 |
Your joke is tha bomb, sorry da don. |
Re: The Don by olawalebabs(m): 11:22am On Dec 11, 2011 |
you do well |
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