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CSU Result: What Atiku Ordered Vs What He Got (Pictures Included) by 9jatriot(m): 6:12pm On Oct 04, 2023
This is a clear case of what you ordered vs what got delivered. Rather than focus on how he believe he won the election, some folks began to whisper to him that they should rather try to disqualify Tinubu instead. So he decides to go on this fishing expenditure, The following pictures or memes describe the thought process of what transpired during the period. Many of it is fiction though, but it still captures the essence of what happened.
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Atiku listen to the likes of David who is begging for asylum in Ghana, running where no one is pursuing him. He falls for the bait and starts the process


Atiku seats back and waits for his consignment



Obidients take over the social media wing of a lawsuit they did not initiate, hoping to reap where they did not sow



Lamba King believing the promise of a lie, goes to the US and hypocritically claims that leaders with controversial certificate should not rule, even when no one is really sure if he graduated with a third class or second class or if he really spent 8 years studing for a 4 year philosophy course or if he submitted his degree or just GCE to INEC. He even went as far as referring to an Oxford certificate that no one has even seen and as his usual slogan "Go han veriphy"



Day for the court ruling finally approaching with the headless mob more eager than even Atiku himself



Days for Atiku to receive the document finally arrives



CSU finally reveal under oat what they know



CSU insist as they have always done that Tinubu not only graduated from their school but that he did with flying colors. The equivalent of a first class or distinction



Atiku discovers that he had gone on a wild goose chase, fool's errand and has been played with the endless attempt to stop the release of the results and make it look like there was something to hide



David Hundeyin continues to "pless" the mumu button of the small brain remaining of the headless mob by trying to twist the words of the CSU register.

Headless mob moving to the next propaganda



Tinubu focusing as usual on what is important while he leaves them to pursue irrelevant things

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Re: CSU Result: What Atiku Ordered Vs What He Got (Pictures Included) by 9jatriot(m): 6:13pm On Oct 04, 2023
I made this post then when CSU first replied Atiku, still applies even now.
9jatriot:
Finitto.

For those who do not have power to read, let me paraphrase in pidgin.

The school say Tinubu, the president of Nigeria attend their school and graduate for 1979.

They come add say, they non understand how school when person attend and graduate in 1979 go heip Atiku Abubakar case for election when they do for 2023 for faraway Nigeria. As in school for 1979 and election for 2023, say as an institution of learning say they non understand the correlation.

They con even talk say if non be say na court tell them to provide this information, e for be like say the person wen make de request na werey, otherwise, how you go talk say they case you don close your case for Nigeria but you wan get information when non concern your case but in case of future case. Na so all of una de think for that una country abi na just this Abubakar?

The school con even vex the more con say, what nonsense? What effrontery? How dare you qwestion our criteria for admitting students into our university? what is your business about how we decide to admit our students, IS IT YOUR ADDMISSION? Do you think our school is a local school. Kai, which kind see finish be this? They still say, they agree fully with Tinubu wen talk say the other information wen dem de ask for non concern Atiku. Werda he get gel friend for school o, or he de late come class o or any of those private information non concern the school as they get better things to do with their time. Time wenn dem suppose de use do research they go de uses am attend to nonsense inquiries.

Abeg the letter is very funny that I am almost tempted to think it is fake.

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Re: CSU Result: What Atiku Ordered Vs What He Got (Pictures Included) by Depriest2020: 2:23am On Oct 05, 2023
You are good 👍 in comics.

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Re: CSU Result: What Atiku Ordered Vs What He Got (Pictures Included) by akingangan: 2:57am On Oct 05, 2023
This is so funny and true👍🏽

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Re: CSU Result: What Atiku Ordered Vs What He Got (Pictures Included) by StOla: 3:10am On Oct 05, 2023
Hahahaha!

I wan throw up the Oreos cookies I dey chop.

O actually thought of this ordered vs delivered scenario regarding Atiku, but I decided to respect him small as a former Vice-President who I voted for in 2007 because Tinubu gave him a platform to challenge Obasanjo's PDP who wanted to ridicule him.

Las las na Atiku go find ridicule for America in a desperate attempt to become President after losing.

I won't be surprised if his blind anger that no longer knows old friendships is because Tinubu dared to defeat him in total votes in both the NorthWest and NorthCentral, despite that he even won more states than Tinubu in the NorthWest.

He knows the curtain has closed on his ambition.

Atiku never became Nigeria's President.

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Re: CSU Result: What Atiku Ordered Vs What He Got (Pictures Included) by StOla: 3:13am On Oct 05, 2023
I swear I just have to laugh again.

I swear even Atiku go laugh at his own folly when he sees this.

But I suspect his aides might not let him see it as too much laugh fit turn to cry when it comes to Atiku and presidential ambition.

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Re: CSU Result: What Atiku Ordered Vs What He Got (Pictures Included) by Abidele: 3:14am On Oct 05, 2023
Third Party Vendors people trying to sell propaganda as rotten as the druggie they selected for Nigeria...

Third Party Vendors people forgot to mention that CSU representative confirmed that replacement certificates must have original signatures of the president at time of replacement and the original CSU logo at that time too.

Liars... CSU representative confirmed that they do proper vetting before replacing certificates...

You guys are a special breed of people who can't comprehend.

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Re: CSU Result: What Atiku Ordered Vs What He Got (Pictures Included) by Advancedpenis: 3:30am On Oct 05, 2023
StOla:
I swear I just have to laugh again.

I swear even Atiku go laugh at his own folly when he sees this.

But I suspect his aides might not let him see it as too much laugh fit turn to cry when it comes to Atiku and presidential ambition.

Re: CSU Result: What Atiku Ordered Vs What He Got (Pictures Included) by iLoveYouToo(m): 6:11am On Oct 05, 2023
More wisdom and grace to you OP grin very funny

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Re: CSU Result: What Atiku Ordered Vs What He Got (Pictures Included) by ngeneukwuewuGOAT: 6:18am On Oct 05, 2023
The digging by Atiku is really a painment to your anus. Una go defend tire

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Re: CSU Result: What Atiku Ordered Vs What He Got (Pictures Included) by Whatisurproblem(m): 6:45am On Oct 05, 2023
9jatriot:
This is a clear case of what you ordered vs what got delivered. Rather than focus on how he believe he won the election, some folks began to whisper to him that they should rather try to disqualify Tinubu instead. So he decides to go on this fishing expenditure, The following pictures or memes describe the thought process of what transpired during the period. Many of it is fiction though, but it still captures the essence of what happened.
_______________________________________________________________________________________
Atiku listen to the likes of David who is begging for asylum in Ghana, running where no one is pursuing him. He falls for the bait and starts the process


Atiku seats back and waits for his consignment



Obidients take over the social media wing of a lawsuit they did not initiate, hoping to reap where they did not sow



Lamba King believing the promise of a lie, goes to the US and hypocritically claims that leaders with controversial certificate should not rule, even when no one is really sure if he graduated with a third class or second class or if he really spent 8 years studing for a 4 year philosophy course or if he submitted his degree or just GCE to INEC.



Day for the court ruling finally approaching with the headless mob more eager than even Atiku himself



Days for Atiku to receive the document finally arrives



CSU finally reveal under oat what they know



CSU insist as they have always done that Tinubu not only graduated from their school but that he did with flying colors. The equivalent of a first class or distinction



Atiku discovers that he had gone on a wild goose chase, fool's errand and has been played with the endless attempt to stop the release of the results and make it look like there was something to hide



David Hundeyin continues to "pless" the mumu button of the small brain remaining of the headless mob by trying to twist the words of the CSU register.

Headless mob moving to the next propaganda



Tinubu focusing as usual on what is important while he leaves them to pursue irrelevant things


Clap for your self, Forgery allegations has been established against Tilumbu. In the coming days, will will know who is a foolish fellow

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Re: CSU Result: What Atiku Ordered Vs What He Got (Pictures Included) by Tulsaguy: 6:46am On Oct 05, 2023
Ok
Re: CSU Result: What Atiku Ordered Vs What He Got (Pictures Included) by DesChyko: 7:38am On Oct 05, 2023
If only these cartoons could alter the facts of the deposition. cry
Re: CSU Result: What Atiku Ordered Vs What He Got (Pictures Included) by yarimo(m): 11:45am On Oct 05, 2023
Illiterate Obidients are fools

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Re: CSU Result: What Atiku Ordered Vs What He Got (Pictures Included) by Omoawoke2(m): 12:15pm On Oct 05, 2023
Tinubu is a wicked man

this is one of the art of war, keep the enemy busy and let them chase the wind.
Tinubu knew all along and kept pretending like he was hiding something.

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Re: CSU Result: What Atiku Ordered Vs What He Got (Pictures Included) by BreconHills(m): 1:21pm On Oct 05, 2023
Omoawoke2:
Tinubu is a wicked man

this is one of the art of war, keep the enemy busy and let them chase the wind.
Tinubu knew all along and kept pretending like he was hiding something.

It's called "Arodan" sending someone on a fruitless exercise.

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Re: CSU Result: What Atiku Ordered Vs What He Got (Pictures Included) by Omoawoke2(m): 1:39pm On Oct 05, 2023
BreconHills:


It's called "Arodan" sending someone on a fruitless exercise.

😂😂

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Re: CSU Result: What Atiku Ordered Vs What He Got (Pictures Included) by Swiftgrp: 3:52pm On Oct 05, 2023
9jatriot:
This is a clear case of what you ordered vs what got delivered. Rather than focus on how he believe he won the election, some folks began to whisper to him that they should rather try to disqualify Tinubu instead. So he decides to go on this fishing expenditure, The following pictures or memes describe the thought process of what transpired during the period. Many of it is fiction though, but it still captures the essence of what happened.
_______________________________________________________________________________________
Atiku listen to the likes of David who is begging for asylum in Ghana, running where no one is pursuing him. He falls for the bait and starts the process


Atiku seats back and waits for his consignment



Obidients take over the social media wing of a lawsuit they did not initiate, hoping to reap where they did not sow



Lamba King believing the promise of a lie, goes to the US and hypocritically claims that leaders with controversial certificate should not rule, even when no one is really sure if he graduated with a third class or second class or if he really spent 8 years studing for a 4 year philosophy course or if he submitted his degree or just GCE to INEC.



Day for the court ruling finally approaching with the headless mob more eager than even Atiku himself



Days for Atiku to receive the document finally arrives



CSU finally reveal under oat what they know



CSU insist as they have always done that Tinubu not only graduated from their school but that he did with flying colors. The equivalent of a first class or distinction



Atiku discovers that he had gone on a wild goose chase, fool's errand and has been played with the endless attempt to stop the release of the results and make it look like there was something to hide



David Hundeyin continues to "pless" the mumu button of the small brain remaining of the headless mob by trying to twist the words of the CSU register.

Headless mob moving to the next propaganda



Tinubu focusing as usual on what is important while he leaves them to pursue irrelevant things


Impressive memes from the
Chitown odessey... They cracked me up. Lol

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