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Every Woman's Dream by StudioCFR(m): 11:38am On Oct 21, 2011 |
A woman wanted to reach her husband on his mobile phone but discovered that she was out of credit; she instructed her son to use his own phone to pass across an urgent message to his daddy who is at site. After junior had called, he got back to mummy to inform her that it was a lady who picked up daddy's phone the three times he tried reaching dad on the mobile. She waited impatiently for her husband to return from site immediately she sighted him, she gave him a very hot and undiluted hot slap, (LOL) while the man was trying to ask why? She repeated the slap, people from neighbourhood rushed to know the cause of this. The man asked junior to tell everybody what the lady who picked the call said. Junior said; "the number you are trying to call is not reachable at the moment. .please try again later. |
Re: Every Woman's Dream by TomFord: 12:35pm On Oct 21, 2011 |
It was okay but d last twist she 'fell&died' spoilt it |
Re: Every Woman's Dream by StudioCFR(m): 12:51pm On Oct 21, 2011 |
Mtchew lol |
Re: Every Woman's Dream by Gbenge77(m): 5:40pm On Oct 21, 2011 |
Mtcheew. |
Re: Every Woman's Dream by Nellyon(f): 1:36pm On Oct 24, 2011 |
You dared to post this joke yet again? |
Re: Every Woman's Dream by Ajibel(m): 2:09pm On Oct 24, 2011 |
Thanks for the updateology |
Re: Every Woman's Dream by StudioCFR(m): 3:41pm On Oct 24, 2011 |
Nellyon: I hate u with passion pusssie and would appreciate if u stop commenting on my threads No kidding |
Re: Every Woman's Dream by nodullin(m): 4:05pm On Oct 24, 2011 |
WTF HAS DIS JOKES SECTION TURNED INTO |
Re: Every Woman's Dream by kodylicky(f): 4:17pm On Oct 24, 2011 |
*Exits thread* |
Re: Every Woman's Dream by Nobody: 11:12pm On Oct 24, 2011 |
story story etc |
Re: Every Woman's Dream by StudioCFR(m): 5:29am On Oct 25, 2011 |
See as dem be like Ibo market men and women in Enugu They always wanna talk shiit about my blockbuster jokes to make dem look bad as if na me say make dem no get talent to make people laugh instead of showing appreciate and paying me enough royalty for putting smile on dia wrinkled faces like they usually do to Talents in United States, what i get from my Naija people is Hate and Jealousy |
Re: Every Woman's Dream by Nellyon(f): 7:45am On Oct 25, 2011 |
Studio CFR:Oh dearie, now is hate the right sentiment here? You could open a 'private' thread and it wont matter how lame it is and of course i wont comment. Oh wait, you already have lots of lame private threads. In your head. |
Re: Every Woman's Dream by StudioCFR(m): 8:25am On Oct 25, 2011 |
Dont let me insult your fada. .he didnt do me anything |
Re: Every Woman's Dream by jagauarvib: 11:14am On Oct 25, 2011 |
nice and true, |
Re: Every Woman's Dream by StudioCFR(m): 11:36am On Oct 25, 2011 |
Yeah |
Re: Every Woman's Dream by Nobody: 11:46am On Oct 25, 2011 |
studio must you even think of insulting her father |
Re: Every Woman's Dream by StudioCFR(m): 12:55pm On Oct 25, 2011 |
Who be dis one wey dey question me? Abeg face yo front jor |
Re: Every Woman's Dream by Nellyon(f): 4:00pm On Oct 26, 2011 |
You know how Fela sang: Sorry sorry sorry? I am sorry for Studio. |
Re: Every Woman's Dream by SIlknSteel(f): 5:14pm On Oct 26, 2011 |
@All: I dont know how many times he has posted it before but l must confess: THIS GOT ME ROFLMAO. Thanks Studio |
Re: Every Woman's Dream by StudioCFR(m): 6:45pm On Oct 26, 2011 |
Nellyon: I may not be the most important guy in jokes section. .I just hope that when you hear or say ma name like that, you smile and say That's my friend and role model. [quote SIlknSteel: Thanks Sweerie . . . Dont mind my critics they're just jealous |
Re: Every Woman's Dream by Nellyon(f): 3:06pm On Oct 27, 2011 |
^^ Airhead |
Re: Every Woman's Dream by StudioCFR(m): 6:53pm On Oct 27, 2011 |
You looks bow legged to me sweerie . . U will always be runner up pusssie i mean dis in a good way |
Re: Every Woman's Dream by Nobody: 3:11pm On May 07, 2012 |
Studio CFR: Dont let me insult your fada. .he didnt do me anythingyou must be a very sad guy. Cant even take criticisms. This joke is old and stale and not even original. If it was good people would tell u. Thanks |
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