I, Africa United, graduated from Govt College Lagos in 1970. But I know that Government College Lagos was not in existence in 1970.

And with that graduation, I proceeded to Chicago State University (CSU) and ''obtained'' a degree. But because I did not complete the 4-year degree as I was busy running the streets and selling ganja/Igbo/gbana in Chicago, I had to forge a CSU certificate of graduation to be able to contest elections back in my country, Ruritania.

I am now your presido in Ruritania, and there is nothing you can do about it.

If you disagree, go to court. The judges are in my pocket because I have paid them billions.
The legislators cannot impeach me because they are my minions.
And fortunately for me, the opposition is a set of lame duck, incompetent MOFOs.

Signed

Africa United

No name

Go and become Lagos State Governor and President

Dpen11:
No name

There is name oo. Go back and read well

SMoh247:
Go and become Lagos State Governor and President

I am already your president.

AfricaUnited:


I am already your president.

If you believe that one go Dodan barracks tell them say you want see their commander.

Roboto11:


If you believe that one go Dodan barracks tell them say you want see their commander.

Where is Dodan Barracks again? That's in my emilokan backyard. I tell them what to do.

AfricaUnited:

Where is Dodan Barracks again? That's in my emilokan backyard. I tell them what to do.

Do skit for there make we see something.

Funny thread

Na this "go to court " statement wey APC make na him dey cause all these distraction from opposition.

Na that gbana/Ganja/Igbo you go dey smoke till you pai!

Add MpkuruMmiri, skunk and Fentanyl make you die quickly!

First steps into insanity. I never knew an election loss could be this painful.

Make una dey play. E go soon cast for una eyes when the whole decent world abandons you.